"Hmm!
Delicious!
It's delicious!
”At Wilson's fast-food chain, Thor was wearing Wade's newly bought street-side T-shirt and munching on a hamburger.The mercenary sat across from him, thinking about how to deceive or not, to appease a mentally ill person to be obedient.The early morning sun shone on Wade's face, and he felt a little lazy, and couldn't help but yawn.The other party seems to be afraid of his father?
He gave himself trust when he mentioned his father in the psychiatric hospital before, which should be exploited?
In other words, rich people are really idle and have nothing to do, educating their sons to understand the sufferings of the people?
This task sounds very annoying, donating all your family's property, and the whole family living on the streets, isn't it a direct experience?
Forget it, I'm a mercenary now, and I have to finish the first order well.Wade showed a kind smile and leaned over from the small table: "Your dad" "Smack!"
”Thor suddenly threw the cup in his hand to the ground with a crunch, and he shouted, "One more glass!"
”Many of the customers who were dining at the same time threw disdainful glances at them.However, Wade, as an orphan, never knew what it meant to be ashamed, he looked at people very generously, and at the same time drank his own glass of Coke, dropped the cup, and beckoned to the waiter: "Two glasses!"
”Yes, if you want to gain the trust of strangers, then the best thing to do is to show the similarities between the two, and although he doesn't know what is wrong with dropping the cup after drinking water, Wade still does it.It's all about the mission.Wilson's company is a big company, and the staff here are so well-educated that someone soon came to clean the broken glass on the floor, and some of his colleagues brought new drinks in paper cups that would not break, and asked if they were from Northern Europe.Wade smiled awkwardly.He didn't know who he was, he had no memory of his parents at all, and even his current name was given to him in the orphanage, and the same was true for his surname.Wade was about seven or eight years old at the time, and he first saw a television set in the window of a roadside store when he slipped out of the orphanage and wandered around the wall.He also saw the Wilson fast-food chain, which introduced the concept of 'family buckets' at the time.Seeing that the family in the advertisement was so happy eating chicken legs and nibbling corn, Wade, who had no surname and no relatives when Captain America gave a thumbs up next to him, suddenly felt envious.That joy, and joy, was on the faces of those people.He wanted to be so happy, so Wade found himself the surname, 'Wilson', which represented joy for the young him, even though he only knew Wilson as a chain of fast food restaurants at the time.He has lived under the name Wade Wilson ever since.Of course, it didn't help to give him an auspicious name, he still didn't have enough food and clothing, he couldn't go to school or study, he was trapped in the yard every day, and the orphanage's eyes were always wandering over Wade's lower body.However, as little Wade grew up and became a little cute blonde Empress Dowager, the old man had some thoughts about him, so he became very considerate of him, and sent him to school for a few years.But when he was twelve years old, the dean said that he wanted to have a relationship with Wade, and if he swore to die, the other party really wanted to kill him.He had no choice but to escape, ran to the docks, mixed up with a smuggling ship, and was sent to Africa to become a young soldier, with no choice at all, just to live.That was all from when he was a kid, and of course he now knows that the people in the ad are so happy is fake.But you don't have to change your surname, after all, you are used to it.His favorite thing now is not Wilson's fast food, but spicy burritos, followed by mustard hot dogs, and then burgers and pizzas.However, he still loves to watch TV the most, and he is addicted to all kinds of TV shows and can't extricate himself."
Thank you, we'll compensate the cup."
Wade dismissed the waiter, but began to follow the plan, saying to Thor, "Your dad sent me." ”Knowing that Odin was still paying attention to him, Thor had a bottom in his heart, he became arrogant again, twisted his head, and drank the fat house happy water: "I'm right!
Let me learn the true meaning of life, I will not learn. ”Wade scratched his chin, what dialect is this?
It's too hard to understand, right?
What is the true meaning of life?
Hey, I see, isn't it just how to live?
I'm an expert."
Hey, you can't say that, you think, if you can't learn, he won't let you go home, and if you can't go home, you can't enjoy happiness, right?"
Wade squeezed the tomato sauce on his plate into a lump and dipped his fingers into it: "Or do you not want to live a good life?"
I'm here to help you, but if you don't want to, then I'll leave now. ”Thor frowned, did the God King arrange for him to be a teacher?
A mere mortal of Midgard?
He didn't think there was anyone on earth other than the masters of Deathstroke and Kama Taj who was worth learning from.But the desire to return home still pushes him.This cola also tastes a little different from what he drank in Warnerheim, maybe it tastes better and makes him feel happy, right?
Why do you feel that the human in front of you is becoming more and more pleasing to the eye when you drink it?
Anyway, since people want to teach, then they will learn it themselves, and when the time comes, they will cope with their father's exams, and they can go back to the fairy palace to control the thunder and lightning."
Good, mortal, I will give you the opportunity to teach Thor, the great thunder god of Asgard!
Say, where to start?
What are you going to kill?
”Thor figured it out, and slapped his chest with his big hand, indicating that he could start learning from the hunting of the earth first.Wade felt that something seemed wrong, how did he feel that the two of them didn't seem to be talking the same thing?
Also, it starts with teaching the other person how to speak human language.Calling himself Thor in such a middle place, and showing signs of mania that he wanted to kill something, Wade didn't think much about it, and hurriedly dissuaded: "Don't kill, we don't kill good people, so let's go, don't go too far first, how about we start in New York?"
Look at the lives of mortals, and maybe you'll learn something. ”"Very good!"
Thor wiped his mouth and stood up neatly, even after being hit by a car last night, he had already recovered.He felt that he had become a mortal, after all, he had lost his super power.But this high-speed self-healing alone is not human-level, except for the soles of his feet that have been specially cared for by Odin, he doesn't have to worry too much about external injuries.Wade took out a few coins from his underwear and put them on the table, hooked Thor's neck and walked out of the store: "Speaking of New York, you can't talk about Hell's Kitchen, it's a lot of fun!"
”"But where does the devil eat?"
Thor frowned, if he lost his divine power now, he might not be able to deal with some powerful devils.But this atrium teacher is still a little level, and the first lesson of school is to kill the devil, but he is also a man."
Well, where the devil eats?
Well, that's pretty much what to say. ”Wade tilted his head and thought about it, the people who live there are all poor people, and there is no way to talk about security after dark, living there is equivalent to stuffing the soul into the devil's mouth, and he may die at any time.It's not a big mistake to say that the villains there are devils, and many of them are just dressed in human skin.I can't see that this rough long-haired man, in addition to being mentally ill, is quite perceptive, and he can actually tell such a meaningful joke, which is quite to his liking."
Then fight!"
Thor put a stronger arm around Wade's shoulders and clamped it hard, which was the etiquette of his comrades.Wade took off the small schoolbag behind his back and showed Thor the pistol inside: "Don't worry, I can deal with any 'devil' I encounter, just shout cheers next to you." ”"Nope!
It's not glorious at all!
It's against the hearts of our warriors!
”Thor immediately rejected the offer, his long blonde hair swaying wildly, like a male lion flicking a drop of water after bathing.Wade rubbed his face, okay, this thing really thinks it's Thor?
What is Warrior Glory?
Is it the samurai class?
I'm not familiar with it, but it seems that this is the cause of the young master of the rich family, right?
is too superstitious about such an ethereal thing as glory, and hypnotizes himself, causing illness, it should be like this!
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Very good, then simply cure him of this 'glory paranoia' this time, it should be able to make him return to normal, and when the time comes, he has done what the doctors have not done, can the employer not add money?
When the time comes, I will make a lot of money and pay the down payment for the house first, and then all the rest of the money will go to the girls at Margaret's Bar to play, just thinking about it makes me feel cool.The plan is also simple, if something is not glorious, then it is better to trick him into playing something.