"Huh?
Why take off your clothes?
”Thor tugged at his sweat-soaked red T-shirt, which also had Che Guevara's head painted on it, and said with some discomfort, "I like this man's beard." ”"Do you still want to get in the car?
I'm teaching you how to ride a car for free in the United States. ”Wade gave him a blank look, this rich second generation from a foreign country really has no common sense at all."
If it had been before, I would have flown you to New York in an instant."
Thor obediently took off his short sleeves as he broke his thoughts, his angular muscles glistening in the sunlight against the sweat.Wade tilted his face and blocked the glittering curve with his palm: "Dude, did you grow up eating earthworm protein powder?"
The muscles are too exaggerated!
”"It's something I've worked out over thousands of years, and what is protein powder?"
Thor laughed, knowing that it was this mortal who envied his strong physique, so he made a few more bodybuilding movements, puffing up his biceps and deltoid muscles to show Wade.Wade rolled his eyes, this thing really thinks of himself as Thor, and he's just like ordinary muscles, he has no brains at all.But it's better that way."
Come, you stand here."
He dragged Thor to the side of the road and made him pose like Mr.
Mighty, and then stood aside and held up a sign to give him a thumbs: "Do you move your pecs?"
”"Like this?"
Thor tried hard, and the two brick-like muscles in his chest began to throb wildly.Wade turned his head to look at the wilderness as if his eyes were spicy, squeezed out some tears with a look of disgust, kept waving his hand to signal a pause, and then said after taking a breath: "Stop first, stop, I'm a little dizzy from shaking and now smiling, no, laughing too silly, more obscene, and more frivolous." ”Wade raised his hand and pinched Thor's face a few times, squeezing out a wicked smile for him to hold."
Does that really work?
If the people in the atrium don't have money, can they only take off their clothes and take someone else's car?
”Thor maintained a smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth squeezed out a voice to ask the people around him, and he also saw the pink car driving in the distance, which looked very luxurious.Wade nodded solemnly and wiped his sweat with some emotion: "Yes, I don't know if the atrium you are talking about is another name for the United States, but on the earth, it is the saddest thing for human beings to have no money, let alone take off their clothes, some people can even take off their skin." ”"Is there no one to feed them?
It's like the god-king Odin always takes care of all the Aesirs. ”Thor frowned, in Asgardian culture, it would not be dishonorable to skin people or desecrate corpses in similar ways.Wade rolled his eyes and licked his chapped lips: "I don't know what you thought of again, but what you see in front of you is the real world, it's easy to die, but it's hard to live."
No one will support you, and glory is nothing compared to whether you can eat or not. ”"How can you say that glory is useless?!"
Thor glared at him, his clothes wanting to look like a strongman locking man.Wade didn't panic at all, he just squeezed Thor with his crotch: "Do you feel like you're full of glory?"
Too much to overflow?
”Thor slapped his chest, sweat splashing: "Of course!"
”The golden retriever smiled meaningfully: "Then sell me some, how much is a cup?"
”Thor had a long mouth, not knowing how to answer, he had said that he had glory, but he couldn't take anything, he was stunned.Wade then put his gaze back on the road: "You noticed it yourself, right?"
What can't be traded is worthless, and if it's worthless, why do you want it?
”It makes sense, Thor is not good at talking, and he is even more speechless at this time."
Okay, don't think about that kind of ethereal thing in the future, follow me, watch hard, and study hard!"
Wade patted him on the shoulder, but he got a hand of sweat, and quickly wiped his pants a few times in disgust: "I promise to teach you well, ok?"
Now smile, the goal is here. ”The pink limousine is indeed close at hand, the disco music can be heard clearly in the roar of the engine, and the low, streamlined body is Stark Industries' usual technology style, but this car was produced in 1984, and now this old-fashioned technology product seems to have a sense of time gone back in time.But it's good to have a car, what else to pick?
It's either a woman or a who drives a pink car, so use Thor's oily muscles to ensure that you can get in the car smoothly.Sure enough, the car slowed down when it was still twenty meters away from the two, and slowly slid to a stop in front of the two, the windows rolled down, and the smell of air conditioning and perfume coming out of it made Wade feel like he was in heaven."
Hey, beauties, can you give us a ride?"
Wade kept what he thought was a charming smile, bent down and leaned closer to the window, and he was startled, and when he saw it, he thought it was two poodles in the driver and in the passenger seat.It turned out to be two skinny old ladies driving, their white hair permed into the big curls of the disco era, both wearing pink dresses, and the loose skin on their arms was drooping to their elbows.They were still wearing sunglasses and listening to the song, and their old wrinkled faces were full of smiles."
Want a ride?
The boys?
”The old lady in the passenger seat tugged at her sunglasses and poked her head out of the window, her dizzy old eyes shooting a sharp line of sight from above the lenses, staring at Thor's chest and abs.Wade swore he saw her swallow her saliva."
Of course, are the two ladies on the way?"
Wade took a step back without a sign and pulled Thor over in front of him.The old lady who was driving also stretched out her head and looked at Thor's muscles with admiration: "Isn't this summer?"
My sister and I are going to drive to Miami to enjoy the beach, what about you guys?
”"We're going to visit family in New York, but it's a good idea to go to Miami first."
Wade replied with a smile, while secretly winking at Thor and motioning for him to start performing muscle shaking.“？？？”
Thor thinks there's something wrong with Wade's eyes, why does he keep blinking?
And this isn't a beauty at all, is it?
Or has the aesthetic changed after not coming to the atrium for decades?
Wade stepped on his foot and whispered, "Shake!
Pectoral muscles!
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”"Oh."
Thor came back to his senses and subconsciously began to perform, the sweat-soaked muscles quickly rising up and down, and the two old ladies were dumbfounded."
Wow~~~" They couldn't help but sigh, they have lived for decades in their lives, and they have never seen such a strong and perfect man.That long blonde hair, and a thick beard, with this muscle!
Suck!
Wade knew that the plan was successful, he smiled and stretched out his finger to draw a circle on Thor's chest hair, smiled and winked at the old grandmothers, and kept nodding: "Ohyes" "Don't show it, please don't show it, it's too hot, our sisters' hearts can't bear this, get in the car, boys, we'll send you wherever you go." ”The old ladies fanned their necklines with red faces, and the one who drove the car pressed the door lock button on the center console, and the automatic door lock on the back seat of the car popped open.Wade poked Thor with his elbow, "Get in the car, man." ”As they spoke, the two of them planned to get into the back seat, but at this time, the grandmother sitting in the co-pilot said with a shy face: "I want this strong man to sit in the co-pilot and carry me on the road" Thor's eyes almost burst out, he swallowed with some difficulty, he was not interested in the old woman.He was about to say no, but Wade called out the lady in the passenger seat, stuffed Thor into the passenger seat, picked up the old lady and princess, gently put him in his arms, and gently closed the door."
He's yours."
The old lady touched Thor's pectoral muscles with a happy face.