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Chapter 1749: Orangutan Tide


"It's nice to be able to enjoy the singing and dancing up close, and even to be a part of it yourself."

Pepper said with a smile, her face might have turned a little red from exercise, and some soft strands of hair on her forehead stuck to her temples with sweat, she reached out to talk about them, and then faced the sea to feel the coolness of the sea breeze.But then she also saw the white lines churning on the sea level, and in the moonlight, the different form of movement from the waves was actually quite obvious."

Do you have any other projects in place?

For example, a jet ski show?

”She asked Tony beside her, but Monopoly wasn't dancing, and when he got back to the boat, the glass reached his hand as if it were defying gravity, and the brown liquid inside glistened golden in the light."

Is there such an arrangement?"

Tony didn't remember, he squinted at the horizon under the moon, and there was indeed something rushing towards him: "I'm calling the PR agency" "It's an orangutan, countless gorillas." ”At this time, Wade behind them spoke, holding a children's telescope in his hand and wearing a monkey's plush hood on his head: "I don't think it was arranged by someone you hired, after all, you are also past the age of watching monkey balls." ”"I'm still young, and besides, how can an orangutan say monkey ball from the sea?

Show me. ”Tony snatched the plastic binoculars and the rope that hung them around Wade's neck made him stick out his tongue and struggle.This children's toy doesn't have a zoom or anything like that, it's just a few pieces of glass, but optics is so wonderful that it can move distant things in front of you.Sure enough, there are countless monkey balls, or orangutans, on the surface of the sea, like something that used to be popular in circuses in the past.The principle is very simple, that is, put the monkey into a transparent plastic ball, fill the ball with air and seal it, and then put the monkey ball into the inflatable pool, because of the buoyancy effect, the monkey ball will float on the water.The monkeys panic when they see the water, they will scream and jump in the ball, so the ball will roll on the surface of the water, and people can see its expressions and movements, and get cruel pleasure from it.Tony came from a famous family and got rid of this low-level fun from an early age, so what's the point of a large group of people huddled in a circus tent to watch the animals tortured?

Where is there fun to build a robot mouse at home?

However, circus performances were all done when he was a child, and in the years since then, with the growing power of the Animal Protection Society, the circus has not even allowed tigers to drill into the fire ring, let alone monkeys or orangutans that look like people.Monkey Ball has also become a water ride, and now adults can get into it and play on the water on their own, as you can see in many marine parks and playgrounds with lakes.Not all animals are immune, such as the hamster ball, which has become popular in recent years, and to put it bluntly, the monkey ball is in the same vein, and the animal protection society does not protect them.Tony dropped the binoculars, and Wade breathed a sigh of relief and kept touching his neck.The Rich Man didn't hesitate, although he didn't know why so many orangutans balls suddenly appeared on the surface of the sea, but it was undoubtedly a threat.Adult gorillas weigh up to four times as much as human males, and are so powerful and fast that he always feels that the fur of these orangutans glows a faint red glow in the moonlight, which is too wrong."

Go to the cabin, all of you!"

Tony's expression became serious, and he waved his hands and shouted loudly, telling the people who were still dancing to stop and hide in the cabin.Pepper wanted to say something, but Tony raised his hand to signal her to be quiet and obedient, and then he himself contacted Jarvis, the artificial intelligence in the Stark Building in New York, by phone: "I need K3, I need it now." ”Tony has some reliance on Wilson's communications satellites, and he hasn't launched his own satellites yet, and his phone is pretty good anyway."

The assembly is not all done yet, are you sure, sir?"

Jarvis's electronic voice came from the microphone, sounding slightly distorted, and the atmosphere couldn't help but tense with the tsunami-like sound that was getting closer and closer."

I'm pretty sure, someone sent tens of thousands of orangutans to murder me, I don't know which terrorist organization is the handiwork, you can help me check this matter by the way, there are not a million orangutans on the earth, it is impossible for such a large-scale migration without warning."

Tony sniffed, shoved Pepper's back, and carried her into the cabin, while the AI had already done its job: "Your signal location has been locked, please bring your phone with you, the K3 Warframe is launched, enter the first cruise speed, estimated arrival time, four minutes and twenty seconds later." ”Jarvis fired the Warframe after receiving the confirmation, and through the autopilot device, "I must carry it with me, after all, the automatic alarm recording work log of the separation of ten meters reminds me that I need a new portable Warframe, and at the same time improve the thruster power." ”"Records are complete, have fun."

Tony didn't know if he would be happy after more than four minutes, but now he was going to find a safe place to see what was going on.As a Monopoly yacht, there are still some security features, such as being particularly sturdy, not sinkable, and plenty of food and water reserves.But Tony always felt that he could live on a face in the United States, and never thought he would be attacked.This also led to the fact that there was no armor or missile launcher on his ship, and all the weapons at this time were Harpy's 1911 pistol, plus three magazines."

Ka!

Ka!

”At this time, he suddenly heard the sound of the metal buckle being put on, and when he turned his head, it turned out to be Wade squatting on the ground, taking out two 5 submachine guns from his small pink school bag, and he was pulling out the telescopic butt just now, and was loading bullets.The schoolbag is not big, but there are a few pistols and some grenades, a lot of ammunition, in short, it looks safe."

Are you sure these orangutans are here to kill you?"

Wade smiled and licked his lips, isn't this business coming to the door?

Orangutans are not much different from people, and they are killed by a single shot in the head, and it looks like Tony needs extra security services these few minutes.Don't know how much he's going to give?

Tony pushed Pepper into the hatch, leaned his back against the green-painted bulkhead, and crouched beside Wade: "Is there anyone else in Miami worth killing besides me?"

Don't think about it, it's definitely coming at me. ”"Tsk, you have a point."

Vedra glanced at the monkey mask on his head, and then looked at Thor, who didn't know when he took a folding recliner and used it as a weapon in his hand: "Do you need bodyguard services?"

I'm super strong. ”"My armor will fly in four minutes, not to mention these orangutans, even if I change to the same number of Donkey Kongs, I can settle it myself."

Tony stroked his beard, and as a superhero, he preferred to let Wade and them all go to refuge.Wade kept shaking his head, gently resting his index finger on Tony's lips and tugging it from top to bottom: "Of course it's okay to shhHow about you look at both of us?

”Iron Man showed a dead fish-like look, spat a few mouthfuls of foam to the side, and kept wiping his mouth.Wade may have buckled his feet and didn't wash his hands, his fingers stink, and he came to touch his mouth, which was disgusting.But I have to admit that what the other party said is right, if I go to war with those orangutans, only Happi is responsible for protecting so many people in the cabin, which is very unsafe.And with Wade, who has been certified as a 'dangerous person' by Happy, the safety at this time is improved, at least not to allow the orangutans to easily enter the lower cabins."

Okay, I" Tony was already planning to hire Wade as a temporary worker, but at this time, he only heard Thor next to him let out an angry roar: "For Asgard!"

”Then he rushed out of the side of the ship with a folding chair, and with a pop a big splash, he disappeared."

ShhhIs this friend of yours not right here?

”Tony looked at Wade and pointed to his head, indicating something.The mercenary wearing a monkey hood stood up and sighed slowly, it seemed that he still had a long way to go as a bodyguard and teacher