"What are you going to eat if you don't have money?""
What are you going to smoke if you don't have any money?""
If you don't have money, why are you still stinky?"
With vicious words in his mouth, Wade snatched Thor and Loki's chips, moxip, and flowers from Loki's ear.Loki was stunned, it was the first time he had seen a mortal dare to snatch back the tribute to the gods, and he wanted to go crazy at that time.But when you think you've lost your divine powers, you'll be fine.It is said that the body is really fragile after losing its divine power, and the hallucinogens in the mortal world made his brain not turn, but fortunately he was awakened in time.It is impossible to return to Asgard in a short period of time, and the top priority now is how to survive with Thor and survive in human society, then it must be in a human way.Thor didn't realize anything, just yawned, "Isn't there still you to worship us?"
”Wade turned off the TV angrily: "I don't owe you anything, from today onwards, you will have to pay me for food, drink, clothing, accommodation, and toilet in the future!"
If I don't have any money, I'll drive you down the drain to keep you company with rats and cockroaches. ”Thor showed an aggrieved look: "Didn't you have all the money I spent dancing with last time?"
Tony didn't check out for you?
”"That's not important!
All in all, S.H.I.E.L.D. hasn't hunted you for so many days, so you must be safe, so I'll take you out to find a job to work, don't learn from these hippies, they have money at home, and they are just idle and have nothing to do. ”Wade crossed his hips and tilted his chin to say his plan, although it is not clear what this guy looks like to return to normal, but it is always a good way to reach out to society.This bodyguard employment seems to be far away, and the client contacts to make up for it, so the only way to make up for the loss is to use the wool out of the sheep."
He's right, brother."
Loki rubbed his face, leaned closer to Thor's ear and whispered, "Odin asked you to come to learn reason, I'm just a foil, only if you learn what he wants you to learn, we can go home early." ”"He said that I shouldn't have gone to war with the Frost Giants, that it would cause unnecessary losses, and I understand now, isn't it love and peace?
What else does he want me to learn?
”Thor rubbed his face, his mind dizzy."
Obviously, that's not right either."
Loki gave him an analysis, taking Thor's hand: "He probably wants you to learn something from humans, we are watching TV here, and what we learned is not right. ”"Okay, then let's go out and make money."
Thor still values Loki's opinion, after all, he has been the one who came up with the idea since he was a child: "I remember you can dance, similar to Vandal." ”"Huh?
Do you still want to make money performing dances for mortals?
No way, I can't do that kind of work, what's the difference between that and kneeling and begging?
I had to make the money standing up. ”Loki shook his head again and again, of course he spied on Thor's previous trip, but at this time, it can't be said that everyone in Asgard is watching him lively, after all, he has now become a pigeon in the back garden, being watched by others.If you want him to do such a shameful thing, you can't do it.Thor is in a dilemma again, if you want to make money with dignity, I'm afraid it's a little difficult in human society, right?
His two brothers obviously don't know enough about this society, so they can only work at the bottom."
I don't understand much what you two brothers are saying, but I probably understand a little, you want to make money standing up, right?"
Wade interjected at this time, he already knew what jobs met the requirements of the two brothers, and it was not difficult for him to find such a job for those who knew the city of New York."
Really?"
Thor's eyes sparkled, and sure enough, Wade was still that good friend, always reaching out in times of difficulty."
Of course, can I still lie to my good fellow?"
Wade changed his slippers and pulled the two of them out the door: "This job will not only allow you to breathe fresh air, but also allow you to learn more from a lot of people, and at the same time, the employment place will also send you a new set of clothes." ”"So good?"
Loki was a little skeptical, he was suspicious of everything."
If I'm lying, I'll let the Odin you say kill me with a bolt of lightning, okay?"
Wade swore an oath."
You said that it was Thor himself who slashed people with lightning, and Odin didn't know how many years without lightning" Loki complained, but he still believed Wade's words, and the other party dared to swear to Odin, it must be true!
No mortal has the guts to deceive the king of the gods!
The trio went out in a hurry, with Thor and Loki both dreaming of easy money, while Wade was the joy of shedding his burden.So that night, in front of the 'Peace Hotel', the most luxurious and high-end nightclub in New York, there were two more long-haired men in new suits, holding chains wrapped in red cloth in their hands, working seriously.Female guests were admitted free of charge, while drunkards in disheveled clothes, or those who looked destitute, were kept outside in chains.Wade didn't lie to them, this job really touches a lot of people, the outside air is indeed fresher than the inside, and there is really a new outfit At the same time, Deathknell, located on the psychedelic purple plains, is eating with a big black cat.To be exact, it was the big cat eating, and he was sitting and watching, with only a glass of wine in his hand.Originally, he brought a roasted whole sheep, after all, if he wanted to ask the leopard god, it was not good to come to the door empty-handed.As a result, after entering the soul grassland, the big cat came up and licked the roast sheep from head to tail, and Su Ming suddenly lost his appetite and could only watch it eat it deliciously.Yes, cats, especially leopards, do not share food, and it is already considered to be saving face if it does not take the roast sheep to the tree."
Based on the results of Attillan's test, Odin and I agree that the previous energy explosion in the solar system was caused by the 'star', what do you think?"
Shaking the wine glass in his hand, Su Ming stared at the big cat in front of him."
Gabba, gaba."
The leopard god snorted from eating, and the sound of fangs crushing bones, its big eyes glanced upward, and took the time to say, "I'm not in the main dimension, but I didn't perceive the radiation you said, and the soul didn't tell me anything, and Wakanda is still safe." ”"But this energy radiation has penetrated Kama Taj's Earth Protection Circle, and I've been busy these days, going all over the world to snuff out the signs of danger in the dark, and there are more and more mutated creatures, and even extremely powerful mutants have appeared in the ocean first."
Su Ming took out a mango and put it next to the leopard god's head, feeling a little tired just by watching it eat like this."
What do you care about the lives and deaths of ordinary people?
You're secretly protecting humanity, but who knows?
”The leopard god shook his head, even it wouldn't do that kind of thing, it did protect Wakanda, but even then people still had to cast a statue of him: "Nosy meddling in things outside the wizarding world, if the ancient one knew about it, he would definitely be angry with you." ”Death Knell took out a cigarette and lit it and stuffed it into his mouth, gently spewing some smoke from his nostrils, and laughing: "You're pretending to be confused, aren't you?"
As one of the most ancient gods, can you still not know what is special about the earth?
Let's not say that this is our common base, let's just say that in addition to the McCarran crystal (n), the earth is estimated to be one of the most important nodes in the universe. ”The leopard god rolled his eyes, raised his paw to wipe his mouth, and propped up his upper body to squat: "Do you think it's time to intervene without interfering?"
”"It's only a matter of time before we are invaded by diversity, and you and I, who are rooted in the earth, can't stay out of it."
Knell spread his hands indifferently, then turned his gaze to the large, black tail about the thickness of a human arm.The leopard god's cat mouth skimmed downward, and it held down the half-eaten roast sheep with its paws, and hid its tail behind it, and said vigilantly: "What the hell do you want to say?"
”"Hehe, we're all so familiar, and you're still asking me what I want to say?"
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Su Ming took a puff of his cigarette, looked at the souls of the kings of Wakanda under the tree not far away, and said in the smoke: "I'm here to talk about the conditions." ”