The wind is calm, and some more days have passed on earth."
The one just gave me a fifty dollar tip."
Loki smiled and hung a chain wrapped in red velvet cloth on the guardrail, forming an obstacle to divert the crowd, and showed off to Thor with some pride.It didn't take him a few days to master the skills of his new job, which was to earn extra income just by speaking well and being obedient.Generally speaking, nightclubs are free for ladies to enter, and others have to queue up, after all, the store is so big, and there are many people who go in, and no one can play well.Therefore, high-end nightclubs have such a 'door god' role, guarding the red carpet at the door, and using iron chains to stop the waiting people outside.When there are guests inside, follow the instructions of the night manager in the headphones and put a few people in.But Loki has a good pair of eyes, he can distinguish which men in the crowd are rich, so he can use the right to the bigger fart in his hand to put people in advance, and then say something good and obedient, call a few handsome guys or something, and they all tip generously.In fact, it is easy to distinguish that humans are very simple creatures.Successful people who come in a luxury car at night, and when they get out of the car, they are successful people with their heads held high and their toes high.And those who walked over in twos and threes, with their heads down and drunk, looked like poor ghosts."
Why can he get in and I can't?!
You've got to give me an explanation!
”There was an alcoholic protest like this, pointing to the successful man who was put in by Loki.The black-haired god just smiled contemptuously.'
I don't have any oil or water, and I still want to enter the gate guarded by the son of my god-king?'
Walk you!
’He doesn't need to throw out the people who are queuing up to make trouble, he just needs a look, and the brother who has been fighting side by side for thousands of years will take action.Even if he lost his divine power, the physical fitness of the Asa Protoss was still three times that of humans, and Thor was still happy when he threw the troublemakers into the trash.Thor clapped his hands and returned to Loki's side, dusting off his black suit lovingly, and continued to stand beside Loki, listening to his brother's show-off.The two brothers still live in the basement of Wade's shared house, but they also have some money now, and the first week's salary is about a few hundred dollars, plus the tips they receive are split equally between the two, and Thor feels the joy of working together like he has never felt before.In the past, in Asgard, even if everyone went out hunting together, the prey was his, and then he invited his friends to eat together, which was also the prince's reward for his companions.But now it's different, work together and share the harvest equally, this is a fair way to distribute."
I'll buy two cakes later, will you have a supper?"
Thor lifted his chin and gestured across the street to the 'oversized cupcake shop', and at the same time lifted the chain in his hand and let a scantily scantily clad girl into the shop.Loki also glanced at the small shop opposite that was still open with the lights on, and pouted speechlessly: "Are you really going to buy cakes?"
A cupcake costs five dollars, two is ten dollars, and with this money we can buy a lot of burgers or burritos, the former is not enough to eat, etc., you must be looking at the skin of a mortal again, right?
”Loki lowered his voice and gave a warning look, if it was thousands of years ago, Thor would have slept all the women in a Nordic village, it would have been his freedom.But times have changed.Where is this?
New York!
What's in New York?
The Holy of Holies of Holy!
If Thor continues to play with human women as objects as before, I am afraid that it will not attract the displeasure of the Supreme Mage who represents the interests of mankind.The two brothers who have lost their divine power may be beaten into meat patties, not to mention, they will also be told by Odin by Deathstroke, maybe the two brothers are like mice, their minds are full of reproduction, and they are not good at studying at all, not to mention regaining their divine power, and if they are not good, they will not even have their current life, and they may be directly locked up in a black prison under the world tree to face the wall.Although it is unknown why Odin values the opinion of the current Supreme Mage, Loki wisely chooses not to be too arrogant in his life on Earth.Thor's eyes were clear, and he smiled slowly and shook his head.He experienced a lot on this trip to Earth, especially after contracting marijuana, heroin, cocaine, carbonated drinks, fried foods, pre-mixed drinks, TV shows and other addictions, and he successfully quit those vices with his own willpower and the help of his friends.Now, he feels that his whole being has been sublimated.He was able to figure out a lot of things that he couldn't figure out before, and he also learned how not to succumb to inertia and, in his own opinion, became a better version of himself.It doesn't matter if he can regain his divine powers, he accepts the reality and makes arrangements for the future, that is, as a human being, he will continue to live on Earth in a dull way.This is a quiet and inactive state of mind, looking at the road at night is still full of traffic, people are busy for their own work, but Thor smiled indifferently, he put it down.Now, it's easier than ever."
I'm not going back to Asgard."
He tilted his head sideways and said to his brother, putting his hand on his shoulder and patting it: "I don't know what my father asked me to learn, but I know that there are so many things worth learning here, and I may not be able to comprehend all of them in my life, so it is better to go with the flow and be an ordinary New York citizen." ”"Huh?"
Loki looked weird, could it be that Thor was taking medicine again?
No, Wade said there was no money, and he couldn't afford to use those things.The foolish brother smoked a few kilograms of Afu's white powder, and she didn't have the money to buy it.The second prince reached out and touched his brother's head, now they, like mortals, can get sick, although it is not clear what disease can make people have a fever and talk nonsense, but Thor is very abnormal now.His hand was slapped off, and Thor said he was better, better than ever.With the exhalation and inhalation, the smell of perfume and powder fat around him, as well as the exhaust fumes of cars on the road, made him feel that he was really alive.Without a hammer, he's still Thor; Without divine powers, he is still Thor; Even standing here as a doorman, he's still Thor.Since nothing has changed whether you lose or not, you should adjust your mindset and enjoy your current life.At the same time as he raised his hand and patted Loki's palm, a book fell out of his arms, with a half-black, half-white pattern drawn on it, and a disheveled white-bearded old man leaning against a stone, with a line written next to it: "Hand in hand teaches you to experience quiet inaction"."
What is this?"
Loki picked up the book with his hands quickly, as a god of deception, his language skills were very good, and he didn't want to ask what kind of book it was, but where Thor got it."
Oh, Wade gave it to me the other day, he was very interesting, he wore a red and black bodysuit, and covered his face, saying that he was playing some superhero, and I was resting at home that day, and he threw me this for me to read and play."
Thor snatched the book back, patted the book cover lovingly, and stuffed it back into his arms: "The most interesting thing is that he left out of the window at the time, but the next second he suddenly came in through the door, and the tights didn't know where to go, just like there were two Wades, I thought he had mastered the divine power, hehe"