"So that's what we're aiming for?"
Not far in the sky, Wanda and the Death Knell floated there, right in front of the house.Wanda's mood can be described as riding a roller coaster, from the beginning of the nervous excitement, after all, to be the spokesperson for the world's consciousness, and then to the current numbness and speechlessness.That's it?
She and the Supreme Mage had already arrived, and they had arrived when they stepped out of the bushes from Ball Eight and flew up to the roof like thieves, slid down and climbed up again.Originally, I thought that he would be some kind of vicious person, and he still wanted to save people, but it turned out that the person who was hunted down by the Supreme Mage was an underwear thief, plus an imbecile who likes to lift girls' skirts.She really can't stand it, Xingbiao has mastered such a strong ability, and as a result, she used it to play this with the eldest sister?"
Don't let your guard down."
Su Ming said faintly, and the moonlight plated the black and yellow armor with a layer of quiet blue: "The will of the world is likely to have reported to him, he knows that we are nearby, but he still lifted the skirt of the fat eldest sister for ten minutes in a row, this No. 8 ball is not quite right, for the pervert, he behaves too 'normal'." ”According to Su Ming's reading experience in his previous life, many protagonists who have crossed into Marvel always encounter intrigues and tricks committed by famous 'acquaintances'.But in reality, it is indeed strangers who have a higher probability of causing trouble, after all, there are five or six billion people on the earth, how many can you know as a traverser?
The number eight ball is not completely unfamiliar, but such a small role has nothing worth remembering in the past.How many villains with the code name of Ball Eight have appeared in the Marvel 616 universe, and Su Ming can't remember it clearly, after all, this is like a high-level miscellaneous soldier who belongs to the 'Billiards Gang', the previous one went to prison, and the next one will appear.The most famous of these eights is the one who fought against She-Hulk, after all, there are not many ordinary people who can survive a kick from Hulk in the ass.And the most salted fish, just because he got drunk in the bar where Daredevil and Kim were fighting, slept on the side and was caught in jail by the police who came to sweep the streets afterwards.Overall, several generations of No. 8 balls are a little crazy, a little silly funny villains.There is no big treachery, but the old enemy of the original No. 8 ball is the sleepwalker, a teenage boy who controls the alien body through dreams to act chivalrous characters, proper all-age comics, and too dark villains cannot appear.The original No. 8 ball was originally a cashier of a small company, but was fired by his boss for embezzling public funds to buy lottery tickets, and then embarked on the road of crime.embezzled five dollars a day, spent public funds rain or shine for a year, no matter how stupid the boss was, he found out how to look at it, Su Mingdu's origin story is very confused.Later generations simply don't even have an origin story, anyway, whoever puts on that hood is a new generation of eight balls.It's just that the bit of information that Su Ming knew in the past is completely inconsistent with the current situation.Among the many eights are depressed drunkards, Madahar who falls on the ground while walking, fools who think they are superheroes, and paranoids who plan to take over New York with Nutcracker soldiers, but there are no underwear thieves.The 40K universe is becoming more and more like DC because it has its own participation?
More and more mentally ill people?
Or is it a sequelae of connecting the two universes?"
So what do we do?
Just watch him bully women?
”Wanda rolled her eyes, interrupting the Supreme Mage's thoughts as she spoke, and stretched out her finger at the idiot who was happy to lift her aunt's skirt.The woman's voice was hoarse, but he still enjoyed it."
It's not, you see, he seems to be obsessed with lingerie" The black and yellow mask of the death knell turned to Wanda.The witch wrapped her jacket around vigilantly and shook her head: "No, I won't take off my clothes and fight him." ”"I didn't say that kind of tactic, we were going to kill him, not give him benefits."
Su Ming sighed, Wanda's way of thinking was too jumpy: "I'm just going to let you leave tracking magic on that set of underwear he is wearing, don't let him run anymore." ”Wanda knew that she had misunderstood, so she bared her teeth in embarrassment and loosened her jacket: "I understand, so how do we attack?"
Just rush over like that?
Or is it a split head?
”"No, we'll bring him out, and at this distance, can you make that fat woman float in the air?
It's like fishing. ”The death knell gives tactics.The Scarlet Witch looked at the woman's size, as if she was a little lacking in confidence: "She is less than a hundred and should have ninety kilograms, and I don't have a deep grasp of chaos magic, so I can only say try." ”It's definitely easy to let her pinch someone to death with magic, but it's hard not to hurt others.The power she wields seems to have been born to destroy and kill."
Let's do it, if she falls to her death, it will be considered a sacrifice for the universe."
Su Ming landed downwards and gradually disappeared into the darkness: "All our communication has been eavesdropped by the will of the world, but this star seems to have set up a 'Do Not Disturb mode', and he didn't react when we floated here for so long, let's test it first." ”"Hey!
Hohoo ho!
”The No. 8 ball monster, which became a star, laughed, lifted the fat sister's skirt again, and made a strange sound like a baboon, jumping with excitement.He's going to make up all the skirts that haven't been lifted in the past few decades!
When he was in elementary school, he was beaten by the teacher with a branch because he lifted the skirt of a female classmate, and since then he has never dared to lift other people's skirts, so he can only hold this simple hobby in his heart, so that he has developed to the point that he secretly wears women's clothes and secretly lifts his skirt at home to play.But now it's different, I have super strength, and I don't have to be afraid of anything anymore!
The star pattern on his chest kept flashing at high speed, as if to tell him something, but his mind was full of the flower skirt in front of him, and he couldn't hear anything."
Help, cough, help!"
The fat woman couldn't scream anymore, panting with her back against the corner of the balcony, perhaps at first seeing the mysterious pervert appear on the balcony, her heart was full of fear, and now this feeling has turned into numbness."
Scream, keep shouting!
Let's see if the teacher will come to your rescue!
”Ball Eight urged, his heavy breathing behind the hood.The fat woman looked at him deeply, as if she had made up her mind, and suddenly lay on the ground, spreading her legs: "Come on, although I don't know which suitor you are for me, but your pursuit of me is too fanatical, I was impressed, let's spend it together today." ”“？！”
Ball Eight's neck stretched forward, and although he couldn't see his expression, he could feel that he was confused.But then, he was furious.It is his hobby to lift women's skirts, but it has nothing to do with those dirty things!
This is an insult to him!
Why did she think that this fat woman's neck was as thick as her head, the fat all over her body was stacked on top of each other, and the dirt and nails in the folds smelled like expired butter?
Angry, he raised his hand and punched in the air.The balcony was divided by the half of the building they were on, and the other half of the building disappeared straight away, scattered into an atomic state by the silver cosmic energy.The silver light plowed over the ground, leaving a wide deep pit, and faint smoke rose from the ground, emitting heat in the moonlight.The excited voice also became cold, and he tilted his head to look at the woman who was almost rolling off the ground, and let out a hysterical roar: "I told you to keep jumping, shouting, do you understand?"
Hurry up, resist me, hide from me, hurry!
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