The battle ended quickly, even if the battle nun only used hand-to-hand combat, it was not something that those orcs who were happily roasting meat could fight against, and soon there was no movement above, and Su Ming also jumped on the balcony lightly.The repeater equipment is quite complete, but about 30 parts are missing, and there are electric sparks and black smoke at the same time.The nun walked over with the corpse of a Sgurgo beast and threw it on the floor in front of Su Ming, and the fluffy little creature made a 'poof' sound."
They seem to use this as a kitchen.""
I can't understand the greenskin's thinking, I don't know why they are roasting meat at a height of several hundred meters."
Su Ming shook his head and picked up the corpse of the little monster and observed: "I once heard a Katachan warrior say that this thing tastes like chicken. ”Katachan is a famous jungle planet with a dangerous living environment, and the mortal soldiers there can be said to be a collection of Rambo Gabe.The nun shook her head, turned to deal with the equipment, and said casually, "This thing is too unclean for food, but I can understand the choice of the warriors, and sometimes there is no other choice. ”Death Knell tugged at the corpse in his hand, it can be stretched like an accordion, and it will bounce back when you let go, which is quite funny: "I don't know when the reinforcements will come after the signal, why don't we try this?"
The scoogo with folded sticky skin doesn't know exactly what kind of skin it is, but it looks like he should be able to eat it with his head removed. ”Eiffelar just gave him a deep look at the sigs or scrooks, their full name, a social symbiosis that lived with orcs and ate what orcs didn't, while orcs ate them as their staple food.In short, they are like scavenger creatures on land, they can grow in large garbage pits near orc camps, eat garbage, and the skinny, slender fart of the orc tribe is responsible for raising and sorting them.The fart spirit was actually 'tributed' away by Blizzard, and the appearance changed to Azeroth is a goblin.Scroogo's appearance is ever-changing, and his size is completely different, but the one used as a fart battle mount is somewhat like the bloodtooth of Azeroth.Scrooge is an umbrella term for a large group of creatures, not a specific one.The orcs named each scrook according to their purpose, and each had many subspecies, all of which were completely different in shape, size, and function.Including eating, making hair, medical treatment, cleaning, face gambling, being a pet, being a musical instrument and being used as paint, etc., it can be said to cover all aspects of orc life.Theoretically, all scrooges are edible, but some varieties taste better and are more delicious.Some scrooks have other uses, are more valuable, and are not often eaten, but there is a type that looks like an obese sidebag, crawling slowly on two small short legs, and is specifically meant to be eaten.They can be eaten raw or cooked, they are meat, but they are essentially mushroom-like spore organisms.Orcs tend to eat cooked most of the time, otherwise they will have Scrooge in their stomachs.Fart elves who exist as minions or vassals tend to be adept at cooking scrooks, and there are many classic recipes that circulate among the elves.After all, as a fart spirit, if he can't even bake Scroogo, he will have to serve the next meal himself.Skugo can be made into skewers, bacon can be made, braised and simmered, or stir-fried with local plants.The revelation of the latest Mao Ersheng is to wrap them in mushroom residue and fry them in a pot, take them out and bite them with their teeth, the green juice splashes everywhere, and the green skin next door is crying.The best edible Scroogo lives in the deepest abyss, and is named 'Juicy Scroogo' by the orcs, and is very sought-after.It's not that they're rare, but on planets with green skins, there will be skugo in the big garbage pits, and there will be a lot of juicy ones.The main thing is that there is almost no light at the bottom of the narrow deep pits of hundreds of meters, there is no direction, there is no foothold, and it is very difficult to bring them up.There are very few climbing techniques and luck, and they are like the top sea cucumbers in the sea.And it's a sea cucumber, after all, the juicy Skugo with a total length of about half a meter and a weight of more than 50 kilograms is definitely a treasure, and an ordinary edible Scrouc is just about the same size as a broiler.To cook this kind of fart spirit, it can be perfectly reflected after going through a complex cooking process comparable to the promotion ceremony of the Prince of Chaos.Even if it is done, ordinary orcs don't even have the qualifications to smell it, and the big guys can only look at it and drool, and only the bosses who are recognized as having the most artistic taste and the most appreciative ability among those orcs have the right to enjoy it.As for the hairdressing Sgurgo, they look like buttons with long hair, and Orks are known to be bald, but as long as you ask the farts to help you stick these little things to your scalp and let them bite into your skull, you can easily have long, flowing hair.Many of them do this with motorcycle kids or helicopter kids, driving their favorite vehicles, feeling the strong wind blowing, their long hair running through their ears, not to mention how beautiful.Musical instruments Scrooge is also subdivided, flutes, trumpets, organs, etc., they have holes in their bodies or can be inflated, can be used to blow or as drums to beat, some guitar Scrooge can also be more h!
The sound of the two saints thus taught the orcs to play and enjoy rock music.The Paint Scrooge is a packet of water that, when squeezed hard, spews out bodily fluids of different colors, which can be used to paint equipment or paint buildings.Another subspecies of them is the oil skugoo, which the mechanic kid squeezes to get the lube when repairing the car.The ooze scrook is small and has a strong vitality, and is used as chewing gum by the orcs, find a stone to sit down, chew one of these scrooks, and you can feel pure and beautiful happiness.After chewing, take it out and press it wherever you want, and the still alive soft mud Scrooge will be stained there and slowly dried, which is fun.The pocket Scrooge is round and chubby, and the whole body is a stomach pouch, and you can have a leather backpack by tying four legs in two, which can be used to hold water after tanning and drying.The face-eating Scrooge has fangs, and the orcs will hold them up to see who bites the opponent's face first, and the surrounding onlookers will bet on it, gambling on the teeth.All in all, there are only uses that you can't think of, there is nothing that Scroogo can't do, any basic needs of orc life, there is always a Scroogo that can meet you.Of course, this line of biological evolution also has limitations, TV or radio Scroogo does not exist, and naturally it cannot be used to access the Internet or connect to subspace, but there is a kind of long-haired, lively and docile Scroogo can be used as a pet to fully release your love and socialization.Since Ephilar didn't want to eat this, Su Ming put away the corpse in his hand and prepared to send it to the ghost universe, find a suitable planet to chop up the corpse and plant it, as long as the climate is suitable, he will soon have a new Sgurgo.I just don't know if I can grow delicious varieties?
There are a lot of creatures that look ugly in appearance but taste delicious, and what orcs can eat, Su Ming believes that other carbon-based creatures can also eat it, and when the time comes, it will be a special product and a good commodity that is unique in the universe.Sure enough, every time he arrived in a new world, as a soul of the Celestial Empire, the Supreme Mage would always subconsciously think about whether it could eat it and how to eat it when he saw a strange creature.The orcs' domestic animals are good, but now it's a death knell, and it's a good sign that they will have a harvest after just coming to this planet."
No, this set of communication equipment is so new, I don't even know what to do if it is damaged."
At this time, the nun, who had been tossing in front of the communication desk for a while, raised her hands, and she looked a little helpless.Perhaps the tech priests of the Cult of the Mechanicus should be able to communicate with the mechanical spirit and appease its anger and pain, rather than messing around like this."
Your method is not right, in fact, it can be used."
Su Ming looked at the smoke coming out of the equipment that was being used by the greenskins to smoke meat, and said nonsense without changing his face: "Which button is the signal?"
This device is too new for me to operate. ”"This should be it."
The nun looked incredulous, but pointed to a skeletal joystick on the console, as long as it was pulled down, the signal would always be received by the loyal warriors of the Empire in the nearby starsector if it was not affected by the subspace shadows.It's just that the lever seems to have slipped off, and the link inside is broken, and it's now hanging on the long hole."
I thought it could work."
Su Ming said with a smile, and then directly put his hand on the joystick and pushed it up!
Most of the instruments lit up, and although more electric sparks and smoke erupted, and the whole tower shook, it really started again, and the emergency positioning signal was transmitted smoothly.