Sometimes there is really no way to find out the mind of the Elder of the Universe, and it stands to reason that he sent someone to greet him and spread flower petals on the red carpet, so it should be considered welcome, right?
But when the elevator arrived, the new maid led the three of them through the long corridor and into the hall.Gao Tianzun didn't mean to welcome a few people at all, he was still sitting on his throne like a mountain, pinching his chin and thinking about something.He looked like an old man, after all, his blue skin was wrinkled, and his white hair stood on end, looking like an American soldier from Street Fighter.But at the same time, he is also an old man, not only wearing glamorous eyeshadow and eyeliner, but also wearing purple lipstick, wearing a white robe, and wearing huge gemstone rings on his hands.If you don't know his details, people who see this goods for the first time will definitely be misled by their appearance, because he doesn't have a trace of the aura of a cosmic powerhouse at all, and he looks like a moat.While he was thinking about it, he stretched out his free hand, which was done by the lady-in-waiting at the throne, and Deathbell had the extraordinary vision provided by strangulation, and the pattern on the nail could be seen to be a pink heart.The three of them walked into the hall, Gao Tianzun just glanced at it, and began to dwell on his choice again, he said to himself: "It's so difficult, who is wrong?"
”There were two people kneeling in front of his steps, one an alien like a green-skinned toad, and the other looking like a fat pig.The guards pressed their necks with electric halberds, and at the same time, the two of them were put on slave collars, and when they tried to speak, they were electrotherapy by the guards.Because the master did not let them speak, they did not have the right to speak.Then Gao Tianzun suddenly seemed to remember what he had just seen, stood up with a smile, and beckoned to the death knell from a distance: "It turns out that the Supreme Master has arrived, come and sit here and help me study this case." ”As he spoke, he patted the armrest of his chair, looking expectant, and motioned for Deathstroke to sit on it."
In the past, you could, but you don't have to sit down."
Su Ming patted Daisy and Peter on the shoulder, motioned for them to wait in place, and stepped forward: "What did these two guys do?"
”"One of them lied to me."
Gao Tianzun sat back in his place: "Both of them were hired by me to go to the universe to find the best nail paint for me, and bet each other that those who lose will die. ”"But today they came back, and no one thought they had lost."
Su Ming took off his mask and showed a smile, he probably guessed that it was nothing more than a bet.The maid next to him brought the crystal glass of wine, and he took it and took a sip.Gao Tianzun nodded, and he showed the hand holding his chin to Knell, "Which color do you think is beautiful?"
”"Is it because you can't make a choice because you have difficulty making a choice?"
Su Ming looked at the two long nails, and felt like he had seen the zombie claws of a certain Empress Dowager of the Qing Dynasty in the TV series, but now the one is fluorescent yellow, and the other is purple, which is not a serious color."
Sort of, these subordinates of mine are all rubbish, and they don't have any valuable opinions."
Gao Tianzun shook off his hair, the sunlight outside the window shone on his back, he spoke with disdain on his face, and the maids and guards around him lowered their heads in amusement.In fact, it's not that they are really stupid enough not to give opinions, but because those 'smart' people who put forward opinions have lost bets with Gao Tianzun in the past and died tragically on the spot.As long as you have a little opinion, even if you are just a slave who serves a fruit plate, Gao Tianzun will think that you are qualified to be looked down upon, that is, you have the qualifications to go to the gambling table and can play with him.Sounds like a good thing?
Get promoted and raised, change from a slave to a junior, drive a second-wife car, live in a big apartment, and go to the peak of a rich woman?
Actually, no, this boss can't afford to play at all, he will stop at nothing to win after making a bet with you, and then laugh and kill you.He smiled, not because he was amiable, but because he was a madman."
If you want me to say, neither of these colors is good, you shouldn't play with these cosmetics."
Su Ming glanced at the two aliens kneeling in front of him, who looked like cosmic merchants, and they definitely wouldn't survive.Gao Tianzun smiled and took Knell's hand and squeezed it like an elder: "You still understand me, in fact, I don't want to play with these things, but do you know an old friend collector with me?"
yes, it's him, we made a bet that I wouldn't be able to find nail polish in 10 years, and that he was a weird duck at home.But I won, I have money, and there are a lot of people willing to help me. ”"Aren't you cosmic elders having trouble with makeup?"
Su Ming smiled, the collector is also a man who wears lipstick, these guys have lived too long, and they are all a little bored to the point of perversion: "But I can help you find nail polish that he doesn't have there, do you want to bet?"
Or maybe you didn't mean to do nail polish in the first place, but to use it as an excuse to wait for a deal with me in another world?
”Gao Tianzun smiled, but the smile was no longer that immodest appearance, but full of cold wisdom.The blue-skinned Elder of the Universe waved away the nail maid and stood up and killed the two merchants with one finger.He can use the primordial cosmic energy, and his fingers are like super laser guns, and the toad and pig suddenly turned into two pools of white ash, only the two collars in the air still made a revolving sound after they landed.An automated vacuum cleaner robot automatically runs out of a small door in the wall and starts cleaning up the ground from the ground.Gao Tianzun turned around and looked down through the tall glass curtain wall behind the throne: "I thought that the human beings on Earth would age, and you may not be as smart as you were back then, but I didn't expect that you still noticed my thoughts." ”"I'm a Supreme Mage, if I don't want to die, I can survive until all of your Universe Elders are dead."
Su Ming also showed a grim smile, looked at Gao Tianzun's eyes, and said kindly."
Hehe, seriously, I really want to bet with you that you won't live that time."
Gao Tianzun grinned and looked very regretful: "But I'm not stupid, you can use the Time Stone to stretch the flow for a long time, so that I am bored for a long time to the point that I lose my hobby and lose my immortality, right?"
”Su Ming walked to his side, and the old man looked half a head shorter than him: "If you don't use the space-time jump to kill me, I will most likely not use the Time Gem, because you can't deal with Emperor Weishan alone." ”"Tsk, those monsters."
Gao Tianzun shook his head, returned to the throne and sat down, his expression changed back to the appearance of a harmless hip-hop old man from humans and animals: "I really envy you earthlings, it's like winning at the starting line, no matter what demon gods, they like to use human beings as contemporary speakers, it's really incomprehensible." ”Su Ming raised his head and drank the red wine in the cup, and lightly put the empty cup on the armrest of the throne, the stone throne made of white jade seemed to be dyed with some wine red at this time: "You are not a thinker, it is a waste of time to think about this kind of thing, since you know the facts, then accept it." ”Gao Tianzun touched his nails and twisted his gaze: "I'm tired and want to take a nap, I'll ask the servant to take you to the room and watch the gladiatorial fight together at night?"
”Knell turned around and walked down the steps, stepping over the head of the sweeping robot, and the black cloak swayed slowly: "It's not bad, I just haven't seen the Space Gladiatorial Tournament yet, it's still a long time before it gets dark, maybe you can ask your daughter to take us to visit the tower?"
”The old man on the throne smiled but did not speak.