Looking at the 'defeated' fighting sword, Su Ming smiled slightly.Bringing Peter with him is not just for Jason's payment, or simply to help the boy learn some cosmic mercenary knowledge, which is also an arrangement that kills multiple birds with one stone.When dealing with the Xi'ans, it is not only Colonel Sanders who restrains them, anyone who is good at singing and dancing is their nemesis!
Like those soldiers who fought with a few people before, even if they can kill a few earthlings, they will be killed by their own people when they go back, because they listen to the songs and watch the dances, and breaking the laws of Xia in front of everyone is a dead end.Maybe they weren't afraid of death, but there was no point in dying like that, so the death knell killed them, but it made them known for their loyalty and bravery.This is why Doujian didn't mention the soldiers who died at the hands of the death knell after the meeting, and entered a closed space like a spaceship alone to meet with a few people.It's a pity that a person like him who was born as a pure warrior is too easy to be seen through by the death knell."
Stop, Peter, you've done your job."
Su Ming pressed the top of the boy's head, as if he had slapped the alarm clock ringing next to the bed, and the sound immediately stopped."
Really?
My headphones," Peter was happy and sad, looking down at the black ash under his feet.The rule of the death knell is that if you give something, you will be rewarded, whether it is yourself or someone else, you should be rewarded for your efforts, he replied with a smile: "I will have someone send you a new limited edition from Earth, and I will also prepare a big gift for you." ”"Thank you, Boss."
Peter happily snorted a snot bubble, pulled a straw ball out of his pocket, and chewed it aside.Su Ming stood in the boy's original position, condescendingly looking at the fighting sword sitting on the floor, seeing that the purple face seemed to have turned a little gray, he shook his head: "You lost." ”"Yes, Supreme Mage, I never thought I would lose, nor did I think it would be so uncomfortable to fail."
Doujian lowered his head, looking very calm.He knew that if the human boy did go to war, he would be able to kill him by blowing his own breath.But when it comes to dancing, I'm afraid there is no one in the universe who is his opponent.But what else?
There was no choice in the first place.The Supreme Mage, Thor, and Phoenix were all on the sidelines, and the death knell was threatening, and even said the word 'Mad King', which meant that he could turn his face and make a move at any time.The princess let herself come to the truce, and whether or not she could achieve the other additional effects in the plan was okay, but he believed that he could do it, which would lead to the difficulty of riding the tiger.But after being recognized by the death knell, he had no other way to make a few people fly out with him as a captive except for breaking the cauldron and competing with the opposing dancer.If you can't beat it, you can't fight it, that's the most aggrieved."
Very good, you go back and prepare the honor guard and the protocol boat to pick us up, Her Royal Highness the eldest princess wants to use us to demonstrate, I can't agree to it, but I don't mind helping you show your sincerity, as long as we act as allies, we should be able to achieve His Highness's wishes, right?"
Bring some journalists, if you have a profession. ”Su Ming flipped his wrist and made a send-off gesture in the direction of the door, signaling that Doujian could leave.There is a big difference between being picked up in line like a captive or being picked up in a normal diplomatic way, at least it is clear who is strong and who is weak.Human beings are not weaker than any aliens, and it is impossible to make Su Ming admit defeat in this regard.But if the eldest princess just wanted to appease the masses, intimidate the rebels, and show the ownership of the phoenix, Su Ming's method could be regarded as giving her face.It's just that the Xia Empire is used to being strong, and it hasn't thought of a second way."
Hehe, it's really the wisdom of chickens."
Looking through the glass of the cab, watching the sword fly into the sky, Death Knell smiled and smoked a cigarette: "You should wash your face, change your clothes, there may be photos and videos later, don't be dirty and embarrassed to the earthlings." ”The two women immediately left hand in hand, the woman still paid more attention to her appearance, and Peter did not have the consciousness of how dirty he was, and he was still picking at the plant filaments between his teeth."
Boss, why did you kill these chickens before, but now you suddenly plan to cooperate again?""
The third lesson of the cosmic mercenary, there are no eternal enemies, only eternal interests."
Su Ming exhaled a puff of smoke, sat down and put his legs on the dashboard to relax: "Now is the time period for the King of Roosters to compete for supremacy, and it is obviously better for the earth for Lelandra to ascend than for the Death Bird." ”"Well, but what's good for you?"
Peter wiped his Walkman button with his finger dipped in saliva, and asked curiously.Su Ming glanced at him and asked him to bring the ashtray with his clean hand: "If you have a planet and control the fate of billions of people, you will know what the benefits of the planet are of use to its owner. ”"I thought the master of the earth was Odin."
Peter lowered his voice like a thief: "I have heard in the universe that the earth is known as one of the Nine Realms, and it is the territory of the Aesir gods. ”"A lot of people think that, but they won't think that way anytime soon."
Su Ming blinked at him, took the ashtray, and lightly flicked the ashes: "But you are also a human being, remember not to be a human traitor, I don't want to have to screw your head off one day in the future." ”Peter saw that the black sprouts were also rising from the captain's shoulder, and a pair of crescent-shaped eyes stared at him, and the fangs of the mouth glowed with coldness.He swallowed hard, licked his lips and changed the subject: "I don't know anything, and I won't say anything, that boss, you see you all have your own code names, why don't you give me a code name too?"
It feels pretty cool. ”Knell, Thor, Phoenix, it's all great."
Don't you have a code name?
Yongdu gave it to you. ”The flame of the cigarette butt shone slightly, then dimmed again, and the death knell said unheartedly: "What is it called?"
Hairless monkeys?
Glossy-skinned gnomes?
”Peter's eyes turned into the shape of a dead fish, and he simply sat down on the floor: "That's too ugly!"
Give me a handsome look, and now you're my captain. ”"Okay, so what's your dream?"
Su Ming asked the classic mentor question, this is not the stage of the Celestial Empire, Peter will never answer that it is singing, right?
The boy thought for a moment, he lowered his head and rubbed his Walkman, then pulled up his little jacket and looked at the sign on his chest: "Well, let's become a qualified marauder first, then become famous and make a lot of money, by the way, and then like you, get some of your own planet to play with, and be a free man." ”"Do you want to be the landlord of some planet?"
Knell moved his legs and feet, looking at the many spaceships slowly descending in the sky, and the welcoming procession coming out of it: "Then to put it bluntly, it is the Lord of the Stars, from now on, your code name will be Starlord (Starlord)." ”Peter was so happy that he felt as if the code name was as appropriate as it should have belonged, and immediately began to dance the samba with great joy.