The room was littered with broken wine bottles, and it seemed that the fact that Odin had disappeared was a big blow to Heimdall, a man who prided himself on his sight and hearing.The Rainbow Bridge is half of the waste, and Sif doesn't have his ability to see and listen to all directions, even if she holds the giant sword as a key, she is not a professional elevator driver.She couldn't see where she was going, and she couldn't hear if someone was calling for an elevator, she just stood there and simply guarded the door.Lifting her legs and stepping over a fallen hanger into the room, the smell of alcohol that was so strong that it was spicy to the eyes came to the surface, Daisy reached out and covered her little nose, revealing a look of disgust."
It smells like a winery."
Su Ming shrugged his shoulders and continued to rummage through the bottles on the ground as if looking for something, only a few seconds later, he stood up and walked over to the carpet, raised his leg and kicked Heimdall's ass."
Stop pretending, get up and talk."
Daisy looked at the fireplace burning next to him and was about to burn to the feet of this person on the ground, he still didn't move, no matter how he looked at it, he was drunk to death: "Are you sure he pretended?"
”The death knell is certainly certain.It is known that Vostagg left and was picked up by Heimdall, which is what Sif just said, she drank voodoo mushroom wine, and everything she said in a short time was true.So take Vostagg's departure as the time point, after he left, Su Ming and Daisy drank a glass of pineapple juice, ate a fruit salad, and entered the underworld through Kama Taj's teleportation, which took about five minutes.It took about twenty minutes to talk to Hela in the underworld and then go to the intelligence point in Warnerheim to investigate.I chatted with Sif at the observatory for about five minutes, and the time it took to fly to her house was negligible, so when you add all the time together, it's a total of half an hour.Once this time is obtained, it is then compared with the information known in the past.The two Torloki brothers, the three warriors of Asgard and a Sif had both been to Kama Taj, where Su Ming set up a 'feast of white meat' and poured liquor over everyone except Loki and Sif in spirits.Because it was intentional at the time, everyone almost drank directly with the bucket, except for the occasional slices of cold fatty meat, they didn't stop for a moment.But even so, Thor and the others drank for nearly four hours before collapsing.Of the four, Thor has the strongest physique, and Vostag has the most experience in drinking, and if the two of them are excluded as exceptions, Vandal and Hogan can represent how often the 'famous' Asgard warriors will get drunk.The average is that if you don't stop drinking super spirits, you will get drunk for about three and a half hours.Su Ming checked the room in front of him just now, the wine bottles in the room were all two-kilogram 'small bottles', and the fragments together could restore about seven bottles, and the wine in it was not Skywalker vodka spirits, but Asgard's own honey.So the question is, how did Heimdall get himself drunk with only 14 kilograms of mead in the half hour before the death knell came?
You know, he's taller and stronger than Thor, and his willpower is even stronger.And in addition to having stronger physical fitness, the Protoss is no different from humans in terms of living habits and emotions, and it belongs to the type that hurts when beaten and vomits when drunk.So why is there only the smell of alcohol in the room, and no smell or traces of vomiting?
There are only two possibilities for the current situation, one is that Heimdall found someone to give him a head with some heavy weapon, and then he fell unconscious.The other is that he pretends to be drunk.Before entering the room, Strangler had told the host that there was no smell of anyone else in the room except Heimdall and Sif that meant that no one else had been here for a short period of time.The first possibility was ruled out, and if Heimdall had knocked himself out, the heavy weapon should have been left at hand after he was unconscious, not now."
You're right, I'm not sure, maybe he's alcoholic."
Su Ming didn't say the reasoning process in his heart, but just smiled indifferently: "Generally, superheroes need to know some first-aid knowledge, what should you do when you find that someone is suspected of alcohol poisoning?"
”"I used to be just an ordinary student, how could I have first aid," Daisy said embarrassedly, looking down and taking notes.Su Ming walked a few steps and shook his head: "Alas, you still have a lot to learn, I'll teach you."
Depending on the time of the other person's alcohol intake, there are many first aid measures that can be taken, the more common one is gastric lavage, and the second is a new treatment with good effect is the Chinese herbal lotion enema, this time, I plan to do both. ”"I know that a classmate of mine in high school once failed to commit suicide by taking sleeping pills, and was dragged to gastric lavage."
Daisy was really listening carefully, she was sitting beside Su Ming with a small book in one hand and a pen in the other: "But what does the Chinese medicine lotion enema mean?"
”"A new treatment for acute alcoholism involves boiling water with herbs such as rhubarb, astragalus, magnolia, citrus aurantium, astragalus, etc., and then pouring these liquids into Heimdall's 'outlet' on his body."
Su Ming took out a few small cloth bags with unknown contents from his belt, lined them up on the stool, and said pretendedly: "I happen to have medicinal materials and equipment here, you will record the video when I treat Heimdall in a while, and then I will send these videos to all the countries of the universe, so that they can all know the sacrifices made by the Eternal Awake Guardians of Asgard for the medical industry." ”"Oh, leave it to me."
Daisy blushed a little and put away the notepad and took Deathknell's cell phone and a few metal tubes thicker than her arm.Deathstroke stood up, took out two red plastic gloves for washing dishes from his waist bag, put them on, and moved his fingers: "Well, then let's start, wait until the liquid of the enema is discharged and recycle, and you can also use this fecal juice to wash his stomach and fully save water resources." ”As soon as the words of "vomit" ended, Heimdall, who was still snoring on the carpet, had already sat up and retched, and his eyes looked at Deathstroke with a very resentful look, as if the Supreme Mage owed him money.Su Ming took off his gloves leisurely and put away the small cloth bags one by one, in fact, they were just some spices he had prepared for his life in the wild, not herbs, but Heimdall didn't know.He looked at the guards on the ground with a smile and stretched out a hand: "Why don't you pretend to be asleep?"
I'm the best at waking people up who are pretending to be asleep. ”"Still sleeping?
Isn't it possible to wait for you to give me an enema?
”Heimdall took Deathknell's hand and stood up, "I don't know about anyone else, but you can really do that kind of thing." ”"It's my habit to do what I say, and of course being a man is to be trustworthy."
Su Ming smiled and took out a cigarette to light it himself, and took a deep breath: "Say, why are you playing this with me?"
Your behavior is suspicious at this point in time. ”