"Tons and tons!"
Wade looked up and drained the bottle of beer in his hand, beckoning to the weasel for another one.It's been a really cool few months, I became a mercenary, although there were some twists and turns in the first single task, but then there were no problems after all, and then I got better, doing tasks again and again to make quick money, and started a chic life of drinking and getting drunk today.During this time, he was very diligent and made tens of thousands of dollars, but the savings still did not exist.His money is used to fund the runaway girls in the bar, and he is good-looking, generous, and will tell very cheap jokes, and the girls like him very much, and call him 'Big Fish'.In addition to his many prostitutes, he also made quite a few new friends.For example, the man not far away who was wearing a prajna mask and drinking with a straw was a good swordsman, and he had a special ability to hear the sound of muscle fibers being cut by a sharp blade, which made his hand hold sushi so amazing.Sensing Wade looking at him, the Japanese man also nodded politely at him, after all, being a mercenary is only a part-time job, his job is to open a sushi restaurant, and the mercenaries are rich, so it is much easier to solicit customers here.The 77-year-old old man on the side of the wall who dozed off was one of the legends on the road, and if he hadn't had Parkinson's and Alzheimer's disease, and he needed to use a wheelchair to hold a urine bag when he went out, he would have been able to live a very chic life.Wade grinned a little disgustingly as he watched the old man hold a beer glass in his left hand and put the urine bag in his right hand to his mouth.There is also the black beauty at the end of the bar, codenamed 'Ebony Widow', who was once an ace agent of Nigeria, the largest country in Africa, and came here to become a mercenary in pursuit of the American dream.It's just that she seems to be dead now, yes, yes, she sits there with stiff muscles, bleeding from her seven orifices, already dead in the confused light.Wade sighed, he had already told her that her code name would cause trouble, the genuine Black Widow is a S.H.I.E.L.D. assassin, how can you fight with that kind of big institution as a foreigner?
In order to mourn for his peers, and to show the Black Widow who may still be lurking there that he didn't want to meddle, Wade took another big sip of wine from the bottle.He didn't know what the names of these new friends were, but the mercenary's name was important?
The code name when you enter the industry is often something that will accompany you for a lifetime.Wade doesn't have a code name for the time being, he hasn't thought about it, and has been oscillating between 'handsome Wade' and 'beautiful man Wilson', because he feels that these short words are not enough to describe his excellence, but if the code name is too long, how can customers remember it?
An example of this is the guy with a mop next to the vending machine to clean up the vomit, who is actually a mercenary and is codenamed 'The Fox Hunter Summoned by the Fox Because the Monkey Eats Its Grapes and Squeaks in Anger Without Spit Out the Grape Skins'.As a person, Wade appreciates his creativity and artistic spirit.However, this code name is too hard to remember!
This also led to this guy not receiving orders at all, his life was poor, and he even had to clean the bar to pay off his debts when he drank, and his head was bald."
Mr.
Wilson, how are you thinking about it?"
Speaking of baldness, the hair-lossy man sitting next to him asked him with a smile, this person was wearing a white shirt and black suit, and the light above the stage was reflected from the corner of his forehead.The dazed Wade came back to his senses, and he blinked his eyes: "Huh?
What are you talking about?
”The other party seemed to have a good temper, even if the mercenary in front of him was obviously completely distracted, he had no opinion, and simply repeated his commission: "Our boss's newly bought pony has been robbed, if you can get it back, ten thousand dollars." ”"It's too foolish, don't think I don't know how to do it, any pony worth using mercenaries to snatch must be at the level of a horse race, that's million-dollar goods, or is your boss's horse a rainbow pony toy?"
Wade was a little moved when he heard the commission, but the price may be able to be talked about again, he took the contract that the other party pushed from the bar, and after the contract loss when he entered the industry, he went to a training class and carefully studied the contract law: "Oh, your boss is an Arab, and it is a Middle Eastern custom to treat his wife and concubine as a donkey and horse-like property, well, people are not worth much, that $10,000 is a fair price, but why me?"
”"Of course, it's because your comments are good."
The middle-aged man took out his mobile phone and clicked on a display called 'Mercenary Review Network': "See?
In the past, many of your customers have given you five-star reviews on this software, praising your ability. ”Of course, there are some bad reviews, but only a small part, which is obviously out of the way.It's worth noting that it's often anonymous female clients who give good reviews, claiming that the 'add-on services' are great value for money."
And this kind of thing?"
Wade grabbed his phone and looked at it, and gradually a lewd smile appeared on his face: "This software is good." ”The other party took back the mobile phone, raised the contract again and shook it to the mercenary: "Cough, that's it anyway, have you thought about it now?"
”"He won't pick me up!"
Just as Wade was about to pretend to pinch it to see if he could raise the price, a big hand suddenly reached out behind him and pulled away the stack of contracts.When I turned my head, it turned out to be a masked man who was more than two meters tall and dressed like a Mexican wrestler.This is a business grab, and the mercenaries are sometimes like taxi drivers, and the competition is quite fierce.In the case of a unique mission objective, even an open mission will only have one winner in the end, unless there is a man and a woman, or a pair of fagots, or two robots, or ''No!''
’Wade shook his head, his thinking was too far away, there are still people choking here, why do they think of all kinds of exceptions?
It seems that he is too smart, and his brain is too active!"
Brother, people are looking for me to talk about business, it's not good for you to do this."
Wade sneered and got up from the bar stool, cocked his feet, pulled a small 22 pistol from his shoe, and slapped it on the bar with a 'snap'.The atmosphere around him grew heavy, and the weasel in the bar secretly dumped an ice bucket, clasped it to his head like a steel helmet, and shrank into a corner.Murder is forbidden in Sister Margaret's bar, but in other words, as long as no one is killed, anything goes.Even if you can't get along with someone and cut them into skeletons, as long as the skeleton has a breath before being taken out of the bar, it won't be a problem.As for what to cut off limbs, disembowel, remove organs, break bones all over the body and cause high paraplegia, etc., it is a bit too much to say that these are also trivial, but it is a medium meaning, and you can do the same here.What the mercenary eats is a bowl of rice licking blood from the knife edge, and his skills are not as good as people, so he deserves to die.Wade shot out the pistol, just to deter a reckless man like the other party, times have changed, it is useless to be big and strong, he has a gun!
However, the other party looked at the lady's small pistol, showed a disdainful smile under the fancy Mexican wrestling mask, and took a 40 grenade launcher from his back with his backhand, and slapped it on the bar with a 'boom'.The gap between the small pistol and the launcher is simply indescribable, and the other party raised his chin while holding the contract, looking at the short Wade with his nostrils.The blonde mercenary's Adam's apple swayed up and down, and he swallowed.