It's a bit of a difficult task, but that's exactly what Wade, who knows Africa and even speaks some indigenous languages.After receiving the deposit from the bald man that night, he saddled his Rainbow Pony bag full of weapons and managed to sneak into an air base, where he boarded a transport plane to Afghanistan to transport supplies.The war in Afghanistan broke out in 2001, and now there are no large-scale battles, but the bearded lantern has not yet been found, and the military has to send nearly 70,000 troops to scrape the ground there.Wade took a fancy to this, mixed in one of the many transport planes, and prepared to hitchhike.American GIs are very squeamish, and if you want them to fight, you must have strong soda, Skywalker tobacco and alcohol, Wilson's chocolate, chewing gum, instant cream pan, canned meat, all kinds of small snacks, all of which have been bad since World War II.But those things are usually shipped by ship, and Wade's plane was transporting medical equipment, and his plan was to go to Afghanistan first and then transit to Africa to find the lost fat horse.Who is a serious mercenary who buys a ticket to take a civil aviation?
Doesn't the entry and exit record leave a clue for people?
As everyone knows, his every move is constantly being observed by a super device named Sepulk, which he can't understand now.The mission took a month, and if you put a pen to the map of Wade's actions for the month, it would look like a mess of ball of yarn entrenched on the African continent.It's hard to say whether he's on a mission or on a tour, it's like a headless fly.Fortunately, he finally succeeded in finding his target, knocking out and taking away the fat girl from a warlord's house, except for the difficult transportation process, this time he killed dozens of people, which was quite peaceful.Pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, and there is a bar as an intermediary, so you don't have to worry about the final payment.Wade, who made money, was dashing for a few days, and had a hot fight with a few black prostitutes in the bar, but because of this, the little money soon disappeared imperceptibly.So he couldn't afford to open the box, so he had to sit back at the bar, drink the cheapest beer, and ask the weasel about his new job.At this time, the middle-aged man with a balding face appeared again, and after some conversation, he offered a job to steal in Brazil, and the reward was also $10,000.While the two were talking at the bar, Su Ming took Hermione to sit in a dark corner, eavesdropping on their conversation through a magic prop called 'Stretching Ears'."
Well, not this time?
Looks like this agent wants to build trust through a few missions first. ”Su Ming took a sip of wine with some emotion and shook his head, Canadians are still quite fine."
It's dirtier than the Leaky Cauldron, and there's no butterbeer."
Hermione played with her wand boredly, trying to make the table cleaner, but the greasy or dry brain stuff on the table couldn't be solved by 'cleaning it up', and the stains seemed to have soaked into the grain of the wood."
The shiny oil shell is the slurry of antiques, and cleaning up will not destroy the artistic value of antiques.It seems that there is nothing to do today, Apparition to the London Temple, and I invite you to a butterbeer. ”Hermione waved her wand, Su Ming touched her tie, and the two disappeared almost at the same time.The new mission is a little more difficult, the goal is to steal a gold mask in the style of a South American native, and the ghost knows what the boss of the middle-aged man with hair loss wants to do, but the mercenaries don't need to ask about that.Repeating the same trick, Wade boarded a military transport plane to Guantanamo, and then began to wander around South America again.Two months later, when Christmas was approaching, he made it back and got paid to get into a heated fight with a group of prostitutes from Eastern Europe at the bar.From this point on, it was as if he was stuck in a kind of cycle.A few days after Christmas, he ran out of money and was about to look for a new job when the smiling middle-aged man reappeared.This time, the other party asked him to go to Southeast Asia to grab some jewelry, and again, the price was also increased, becoming 50,000 US dollars."
You blame me for the trouble again and again, why don't you tell your boss, let's sign a long-term contract?"
Wade signed his name on the paper in front of him, smiled and toasted to the middle-aged man, and after a few contacts, he felt that he and the other party were already friends.Even though he didn't know the other party's name, he only knew that the other party's name was '', and he could also call the bald man, and he was also not angry."
It's not that it can't be done, my boss doesn't lack the two million a year's salary, but if you get the money, I'm afraid it will be spent in less than a week, right?"
Agent Michaud, disguised as a wealthy butler, genuinely considers his friend: "If you sign a long-term contract, then you can't take any other jobs at the same time. ”"That's a problem, forget it, every time you give too little information, it's hard to find something."
As soon as Wade heard that he was going to lose his freedom, his heart to sign a long contract faded, and he complained about the other party's intelligence system.The middle-aged man poured him a drink with a smile and complimented: "My boss is just a rich man, and he is not a person in power, how can he provide such accurate information?"
Besides, doesn't this make it seem that you are capable and capable?
”"Hehe, that's also huh."
Wade toasted to the other party and began to talk about hair maintenance.The couple booth in the darkness in the distance is about to become a death knell seat for voyeur cousins, and it is Eiffelar who comes out with him today.Originally, there were two in this small booth, but when the nun saw such a filthy scene, she thought that they were souls tainted by Slaanesh, and used her psionic energy to purify them.To put it simply, it is burned into ashes in an instant."
The reward has increased, and the action time will inevitably increase, it seems that every mission from beginning to end is acting, and the other party can control Wade's action time, and it can also ensure that Wade's money will be dashing for a week after each action."
Su Ming and the nun toasted with orange soda and whispered, and Eferal's psionic skills were able to capture the voices of the two people at the bar and play it."
Maybe that person also bought some betrayed women, Your Majesty, do you need me to purify these enemies?"
The nun lifted her coat to reveal the flamethrower pistol on the belt around her waist."
This is the origin story of Deadpool, so it's best not to change it and wait and see."
Su Ming drank a bottle of carbonated drink and put down the empty bottle: "You don't seem to like this kind of chaotic place, let's go, I'll take you to Dubai for lunch, the Burj Al Arab invested by Wilson Enterprises has been built recently, it's beautiful." ”The nun smiled happily and bowed slightly, "I am very honored. ”