'You think I'm your good friend Ned?'
Actually, I'm the death knell!
’That's what comes to someone's heart.That's right, Ned has already been transferred, and today he said good morning to Peter from the morning, and talked about the game, and the person who pretended to be stupid and stunned was the death knell after the transformation by strangulation.X metal bones, except for the skull, can change size and shape by mind, but fortunately, Ned was originally a big head and a thick neck, which gave Death Knell the opportunity to pretend to be a teenager.As for the real little fat man?
Last night, his dad suddenly won the Wilson Lucky Consumer Award for the 'Seven Days of Madagascar Family Tour', reportedly because he bought a bottle of Daviol the day before yesterday and became the first 100 billion Wilson consumer on the planet.Is it true?
I don't know, that's what Wilson said anyway, and it showed a lot of statistics, the kind that I can't understand.Free food and accommodation in six-star hotels, free visits to all African monuments, go there, and send 50,000 US dollars per person to buy and buy, according to the person's hair.Little Fat Man's studies are very important, but if he doesn't go, the family will lose $50,000, it's as simple as that.Ned's father took his son with him almost without thinking about it.What else do you go to?
Even if you graduate from college, can you save 50,000 yuan a year working in New York?
Now that I go out to play and get money for nothing, I am stupid to let my son go on an off-campus visit.The next thing is for the staff to come and take them away overnight.The whole thing was so informative that Wilson's corporate employees were too fast for the little fat man to even react, let alone say goodbye.By the time he came to his senses, the family had already been stuffed into a black and yellow private jet and set off.There was also a film crew on the plane together, saying that they were going to make a documentary, and asked them not to use mobile phones and send messages on the Internet, so as to ensure the trade secrets of Wilson's company, and they could not decrypt it until the documentary was released.The confidentiality contract was thicker than a dictionary, and the lawyer who suddenly appeared to explain the details made the Ned family, who were ordinary people, even more dizzy.In fact, it is also simple to say, that is, if you don't follow the rules, you will deduct money.Send an online dynamic deduction of 10,000, make a phone call to deduct 20,000, sign the contract, you are the tool of Wilson Enterprise, cooperate well and be obedient, enjoy the travel and it's over.Where is Ned, you ask?
The pilot is a graduate of the Tadashi Academy's space fleet major, and he will not discount the emperor's order to 'take people for a ride', and the little fat man's family should still be 3,000 feet above the Indian Ocean.Tony's plan is good, and he almost turned the timeline on a path similar to Earth-96283, that is, the version of Spider-Man that Tobey Maguire that Su Ming had seen in his previous life, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.The big nephew almost made it, but he shouldn't have been trying to run the remote control program on last night's school bus.In addition to them, there are also Doom's magic electronic programs, Dr.
Zora, the Hydra after transforming into a life form, the 'Adjutant' of Deathknell, the 'Supreme Evolution' of AI, the Suri of Wakanda, the 'Danger' of the X-Men, etc., no less than dozens of Internet masters are hiding in the shadows.The White Light Incident promoted the entire 40k universe, and of course included the special technological dimension of 'network', and a large number of 'keyboard powerhouses' have sprung up since that year.As the focus of the death knell, Tony inspires Jarvis to work at Peter's Midtown High School?
This is equivalent to the linkage between Iron Man and Spider-Man, which directly triggered the adjutant's network sniffing alarm and reported to Deathstroke himself.Just by thinking about it, Deathbell understands what the eldest nephew intends to play.Tony, like Howard, is smart, but he doesn't plan well enough and is too easy to be taken advantage of.So he immediately made a plan to push the boat down the river, ready to teach his nephew a lesson, and also communicated with the spokesperson of the spider god, the 'weaver master', and decided to do it in one step this time.The spider god is one of the ancient gods of animals, if it is a human, it is undoubtedly an adult, so what is the choice of so many 'totems'?
Of course it has to be!
Now someone disguised as Ned is going to send Peter and his friends to the 'Spider Wonder House', how does Peter know what his 'friends' around him are thinking?
He didn't even know that his friend was a fake, and he was struggling with whether he wanted to have a crush on all those girls.Since he was a child, he has no father and no mother, his family is so poor, and he is not good-looking, thin and small, all of which have led to inferiority complex being integrated into his character in all aspects, so that he doesn't even dare to have a crush on several girls at the same time.But what Ned said sounded so reasonable. ’Don't dare to return, but gluttony.Just fantasizing about being surrounded by all kinds of beautiful girls, Peter's little heart is like a cat's tongue licking, itching unwantedly."
I'm a little tempted, but isn't that good?
Well, if I do, it doesn't mean I'm a bad guy, right?
”He lowered his head and leaned in close to his friend, asking in a whisper like a mosquito buzzing.A strange smile appeared on Ned's fat face, but the boy who looked down didn't see it, and only heard his friend say, "Anyway, just try, maybe they all like you?"
The law of the United States does not allow it, so it is not possible to apply for the citizenship of Cameroon, Africa, and some chiefs there have married a thousand wives.Or do you think that foreigners are not human beings?
Discriminating against people of color?
Think it's a mistake for them to live on Earth?
”"No, no, I didn't mean that, wow, how did you suddenly become so eloquent?
It's like if I don't have a crush on them at the same time, I'm racist. ”Peter scratched his head, the camera in his hand almost scared away.Ned hooked his neck and moved in the direction of the girls, squeezed through the crowd with terrifying brute force, and whispered: "In the United States, you may be labeled as 'discriminatory' for everything, but don't forget that this is a free country, you have the right to make any choice, and you can always take up arms to defend your rights." ”"It's even more outrageous, why did the topic suddenly jump to the Second Amendment?"
Peter only smiled wryly at this point, and Ned's fat face still looked so innocent, but his words were so sharp that he couldn't do it.The little fat man smiled and patted Peter's head and pointed at his camera: "Don't worry so much, brother, I'll create a super good opportunity for you today, you can't say it, right?"
”"What chance?"
Peter's heart was crossed, and he decided, so he had a crush on the five of them at the same time, they were all too fragrant."
Stupid, of course it's your chance to be alone with a few girls."
Ned frowned and pushed his shoulder against him: "I just inquired, the Avengers, it's the same group of superheroes who were on TV not long ago, they are in the Stark Mansion at this time, and they are chatting and farting with nothing to do, if you go to them with a camera and the girls now, they will definitely not refuse to take a group photo or something like that." ”"Can I?
But Thompson kept staring at me" Peter's eyes rolled to the corner of his eye, and sure enough, Donkey Kong's eyes in the crowd were staring at Peter like light bulbs, he should have suspected that he had some special employee channel to meet Captain America, right?
Ned didn't even look back, and said firmly: "Don't worry buddy, he left it to me to deal with, I prepared a big packet of weight loss laxatives today, and I will put it in his drink to buy you time, you just need to take the girls, take that elevator, go to the top floor, and" Then the little fat man snapped his fingers and showed a smile like 'you know'.Peter's gaze moved to the president's elevator leading to the top floor of the underground lab, which was so distinctive because its doors were red and gold, completely different from ordinary elevators."
There should be a magnetic card lock or AI detection, right?"
Peter was a little hesitant, he didn't think the success rate was high, it wasn't that he didn't want to go, not to mention the girls, he himself wanted to meet Captain America: "Why don't you forget it?"
I'm a little worried" The fat man exhaled a lot of heat from his chest, as if he looked down on Peter's mother-in-law, and even his mouth was tilted to the side, and there was a bulging bag on the shoulder of his clothes.This is probably the deformation of gas?"
Ahem, did you know me on the first day?
Peter, don't forget what I'm good at. ”Ned raised his hand and pressed the 'lump' on his shoulder clothes, and then took out a laptop from the bag behind his back: "I'm going to hack the elevator control and surveillance, and disguise myself as the CEO of Stark Industries."
Besides, Iron Man is a scientist, and to put it bluntly, he is also a technical person, even if he knows that I hacked his program, he will definitely not be angry, but will look down on me and will not call the police. ”In fact, it's just for show, hacking the elevator and fighting Jarvis is still a secret adjutant, and then it will be planted on Ultron's head."
Hmm" Peter is fine, but he is still a little nervous, how to invite the girls?
His thoughts were seen through by Ned, who was wise and martial today, and saw him stride over to the girls, smiling and pointing at the sky and the earth, and then pointing at Peter After saying a few words, Mary and the others suddenly became interested."
Peter, do you really have a way for us to take a picture with the Avengers?"
Liz pulled Cynthia over first, she bit her lip and whispered, her big watery eyes looking into the eyes of the thin otaku.Peter, who was seduced by the beauty, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, turned into a kowtow worm, and could only nod."
So what are we waiting for?
Go with Peter. ”Marshall heard the answer from a distance, and put his arms around Mary and Gwen beside him, and whispered with their heads together, "When the time comes, we'll get an autographed photo, we'd better have some more video, how envious the other little bitches in the school should be of us?"
”"ShhhhMary glanced at Peter, and she felt that her old friend had become a little stranger today.Is it true that boys grow up with their own ideas, as J says?
Seeing that everyone was unanimous, Ned, who was acting as a background board on the side, cleared his throat: "Ahem, then it's decided, now I'm going to hack the broadcast system on this floor and trick the other students into going to the virtual projection experience hall on the third floor, and then we will take the opportunity to get into the elevator and go straight to the top floor." ”Peter and the girls all nodded, their minds were full of superheroes, some wanted to take a picture with Team America, some liked Iron Man, and of course some liked Thor.The fat man showed great action, he turned on his laptop in standby state, started a strange program, and soon the announcement on the reactor floor of the ark notified all the visiting students to go to the third floor to see a projection stereoscopic movie.Thompson was in good shape, but the crowd was pouring out, and he was pushed away in just a moment, losing Peter's vision.At this time, the nimble fat man bent over and led the group to the elevator door, and he didn't see what he did, just pulled his fingers to the crack of the elevator door, and the door opened with a squeak.Everyone rushed in with excitement, and the girls also took out the small notebooks in their school bags to get autographed.But something embarrassing happened."
Overweight."
J pointed to your indicator light next to the elevator, this president elevator has a load of only 250 kilograms, and now two boys and five girls are obviously overweight.And the biggest, Ned, stepped forward again, he stepped out of the elevator decisively, and clicked a few buttons on the computer: "I'll go down, Peter, I can only help you get here." ”He gave a thumbs up: "Don't stop!"
”Watching the elevator door slowly close, and his friend's smiling face gradually turned into a gap and disappeared in front of his eyes, Peter couldn't be more moved.Ned is a brother!
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He's done this far, if he doesn't dare to have a crush on these five beautiful girls at the same time, what face will he have to see him in the future?!
As the elevator rose rapidly, the boys and girls were cheering in their hearts, looking up at the beautiful lights on the top of the car, and feeling that Iron Man was really rich, and even the lamps were so beautiful crystals.It's a pity that the people in the elevator don't have clairvoyant eyes, and naturally there is no way to see that the box outside the top of the elevator is densely crawled with hundreds of small black spiders.Their red eyes glistened in the darkness, and the fluff on their bodies swayed gently with the air flow from the elevator.A few spiders pulled their legs and chelicerae at the top of the car, revealing a small hole that someone had drilled out of at some point, and then all the eight-legged critters rushed through the hole like an army.In the next second, it was raining black in the elevator, and heart-rending screams came and went