Don't look at the man with the heavy machine gun, his speech is rough and ugly, but he is ruthless and accurate, whenever a bug that is knocked out by the little spiders temporarily loses control of its body, the metal torrent formed by the bullet comes as promised, and the bug is blown up in the air.Strafing is what Deadpool is best at, although his marksmanship is not particularly accurate, but he reacts quickly.If the Olympics allowed heavy machine guns, he would have liked to play frisbee or something like that.Perhaps sensing that something could not be done, the remaining bugs on the streets have temporarily retreated, and the next time they come back, I am afraid it will be a much larger army.But the 'retreat and regrouping' still gave some time, and the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents took the opportunity to reorganize the civilians, and rushed into the subway station at the corner of the street under the cover of the spiders and Deadpool.When the revolver's bullets ran out, Deadpool casually stuck it in the trash can in the subway station, and it was given to him by his cousin anyway, and he didn't feel distressed.Touching the big hole on his body that had been punched by the weapons of the bugs, he barely stuffed the broken intestines into his belly, he looked at his black and red uniform, and then looked at the blue and red uniform of the little spider, and his eyes lit up."
Hey, brother, you just played well, look at your figure, your ass is very curvy, you usually like to exercise, right?
I like it too, the kind of workout that grows up, hehe" He slid over to Peter and hooked the clown's neck: "By the way, I haven't seen you in New York before, and today you're taking the horses out to play?"
”Because of the hook on his shoulders, the stench from Deadpool's armpits was like brown smoke, 'whoosh' into Peter's nostrils.The polite little spider wanted to answer, saying that she had seen Deadpool not long ago, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she coughed violently and even shed tears.This taste, it's a bit top, what's going on with a hot throat?
The last time we met, we didn't have such close contact, so did I escape it?
Looking at Gwen and the others, they had long since gone away, and a group of girls formed a small circle and whispered something to Deadpool."
Peter is defiled" "He's dirty" "Alas, maybe I can wash it with alcohol when I go back" "Even so, I'm still" Peter wanted to cry without tears, he was able to follow the girls with a common little secret, and was able to have a close crush on them, but Deadpool ruined it all for him as soon as he arrived!"
Humph!"
The worm grabbed Wade's arm and threw it off his shoulder, twisting his head and stomping his foot."
Oh?
Are you the tsundere type?
”Deadpool didn't care, he had a good impression of the little man in front of him, because in terms of uniform color, everyone's aesthetics were similar: "You're a newcomer, right?"
So it's normal to not know my Deadpool's name, the audience says I'm like stinky tofu, although it smells bad, but it tastes good, by the way, do you like to eat foot skin?
I sometimes watch TV at home at night with "Deadpool-type like always, with a lot of anti-human disgusting content and boasting."
However, Peter is also a teenager in the new era, and he still has the psychological capacity, not only did he not vomit the contents of his stomach, but vomited out the groove: "How old are you and still eat the skin of your feet?"
Is it the kind that you just hold your feet and put in your mouth to nibble on?
I guess the salty smell you get should be sweaty feet, including inorganic salts and things you step on when you walk during the day, how to say, it should be mud?
”After covering his face, Peter seemed to awaken his second personality, daring to say what he usually didn't dare to say, daring to do what he didn't dare to do, and at the same time becoming a chatterbox.The S.H.I.E.L.D. team is still handing over civilians with the military, and it's not a good time to negotiate the price, Wade saw that the little spider was taking care of himself, and he was so talkative, so he chatted even more: "No, you look at it." ”Deadpool stretched out his hand and flipped through it back and forth with his five fingers open: "This is my little left, and the big left is the same truth, right?"
”"Well, I've heard the term "big left" on the Internet, but I didn't expect anyone to do it."
Peter turned around and glanced at Deadpool's claws: "Sure enough, the world is so big, I can probably understand the thoughts of those foot fetishists, but I didn't expect that you can still be anthropomorphized here, you won." ”A smile appeared under Deadpool's mask, his white eyes narrowed, and he suddenly became modest: "It's nothing, I just have some 'specialty'." ”He waved his hand and got down to business again: "Look, hey!
”Accompanied by the dubbing, he took off the tactical gloves on his hands, revealing "Wow!
Disgusting!
”Spider-Man covered his mouth, he had never seen this kind of hand, I am afraid this must be an advanced stage of skin cancer and aggravated burns, right?
Deadpool laughed, where is this?"
Don't be in a hurry to evaluate, my masked man, keep your eyes open, after speaking, his little right grabbed Xiao Zuo's wrist and rubbed it, and then jerked it upward!
I saw that the rotten skin on the upper left side of the little left directly fell off, revealing the stump of a human specimen that had been gnawed by rats.Peter was stunned on the spot, he was a little scared for a moment, but when he came back to his senses, he was more surprised.He'd never seen anyone take their skin off like a glove, and that was cool, right?
Super self-healing, even in the current new century, is a very good ability, after all, physical fitness is a very important capital, and it is too convenient to have self-healing.Under the incomprehensible gaze of the spider girls, he grabbed Deadpool's bloody hand, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it, and it took a long time to return it, and let out a sigh: "Cool, good, it would be nice if you behaved more clean and hygienic, do you want to try the fragrance roll-on?"
It can effectively cover up the smell of sports foxes. ”"Alas, in fact, I used to be a very clean person, even if I killed a mosquito, I had to go to a sauna to detoxify."
The small eyes on Deadpool's mask looked pitiful: "But not now, I have cancer, you know?"
The kind of disease that can't be cured. ”The simple little spider was suddenly in awe.Suffering from cancer, but still going out to fight against the alien invasion?
What kind of spirit is this?"
I'm sorry, I didn't know what happened to you."
He took the initiative to give Deadpool a hug, patted him on the back hard, and didn't care if he got a hand of blood: "You are a selfless good person, I said too much before."
But you probably understand, right?
People can't control their mouths after wearing a mask, and they always have a lot to say in their hearts. ”Deadpool, who was regarded as a good person, saw Coulson on the other side at this time, and immediately pushed away the little worm next to him and beckoned to that side, and shouted with a smile: "AC!
Short for Agent Coulson!
Look here!
I helped you save people before, let's negotiate a condition?!
”Spider-Man's hands froze in the air as he prepared to clasp Deadpool, and his face under his rudimentary mask changed to the expression of a black question mark."
Huh?"