Sodium carbon steel has not been obtained for the time being, this knife is just an ordinary special cold steel, and it is a warm-up substitute for my cousin to find a feel for him first.Caught off guard, while Coulson and the captain were talking, Wade slipped through the crowd with a slippery shovel and gave Logan, who was fighting with bugs, a backstab."
That's you, right?
The source of the self-healing factor, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't need to be tricked into experimenting. ”Wolverine is having a good time with the alien zerg, who would have thought that someone would stab him behind his back?
Suddenly his breath stagnated.But in an instant, he kicked away the dead insect corpse, and reflexively gave Wade a claw: "Why are you attacking me?"
”Natasha, who was hiding behind Captain America's shield, was speechless, others didn't know who Deadpool was, could she still not know?
But now one is a little uncle, and the other is the boss's cousin, what should I do?
However, this concern was unnecessary, because there were also the secret guests who came to show their faces as part of the X-Men, and she just raised her hand with a magic, and the two men who stabbed each other were separated.As if they were being grabbed by an invisible hand, the two people floating in the air were still dancing, both saying that they would kill each other.His hands flew and a series of magic seals were pinched, and a large number of tentacles suddenly poured out on the ground: "Don't fight, in fact, you both want to kill each other, you have a common hobby, and you should be friends." ”Logan gasped and spat out the blood in his lungs: "Phew!
It's not what I want to fight, he came and stabbed me for some reason!
”"It's okay to have itchy hands when you pass by?
Dwarf. ”Deadpool writhed his body, and actually got rid of the transparent tentacle grapple of the secret keep, because he even took off his skin and shirt: "Anyway, I'm going to blame you, those crazy people in Canada stole your X gene and experimented on me, look at my face!"
”The golden cicada sheds its shell, and the human 'shell' can be regarded as skin, so he showed his face when his flesh and blood were blurred."
Vomit" x20.Almost everyone present vomited, and an indescribable feeling of nausea hit them, and everyone was traumatized, except for a few who were not defeated by the horrible countenance.The secret guest didn't vomit, after all, she is a supreme mage of the second dimension, and she deals with the old rulers and various tentacle monsters on weekdays, and she is already full of resistance.Natasha is pretending to vomit, she often sees the future Deadpool at the boss's place, she is used to it, but she can't be exposed now.Peter didn't throw up, he wanted to vomit, but a special feeling came over him as if he was connected to another world, and he found that he was no longer dizzy.And the one left who didn't vomit was Wolverine, although he was also disgusted by Deadpool's face, but because his stomach was cut off just now, he was still sitting on the ground on the side, what did he vomit?
But at the same time, he was shocked by what Deadpool had just said."
You said the Canadian military used my genes to experiment on you?""
That's right, those pus-soaked villains ruined my face, and they called Project X there."
Deadpool slapped his face as he spoke, making pus splash everywhere: "It's all your fault, your parents shouldn't have given birth to you, if it weren't for you, where would I have the opportunity to participate in that experiment?"
You should go back to the past and kill yourself to apologize to me. ”The secret guest pouted, no wonder the teacher let himself stare at him when he met Deadpool, it was really a bit of a mental problem.However, now is not the time for infighting, the tentacles that make up the shield are still living organisms after all, but they can't stop the bombardment of energy weapons for a long time, and now it is still the most important thing to defend against aliens."
Don't say that, Mr.
Mercenary, in fact, even if there are no wolverines in the military, there will be other self-healing ability people who fall into their hands, so your enemy is just a researcher of the weapons program, and has nothing to do with mutants."
Through magic, she silently shoved the words into Deadpool's ears.Sure enough, this sentence shocked a lot of bloody earwax, and Deadpool also listened to it, he tilted his head and thought about it, and put away the knife: "It makes sense, then I'll let him go, don't thank me, in fact, if you want to thank you, it's okay, just give a thousand eight hundred." ”"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you" Wolverine kept whispering to him, but his brute force happened to be restrained by magic, and he couldn't shed his skin as fast as Deadpool, and he couldn't break free when he was caught.The others vomited at this time, and they didn't dare to look at Deadpool's face, only to hear Steve shout, "Get dressed!"
And face masks!
”"Okay, I'll just wear it, why are you so loud, you call it property management?"
Wade was still a little aggrieved, and took back his clothes and skins from the transparent tentacles, and put them all on: "Okay, let's continue the mission, what are we doing here?"
Agent Coulson?
”The agent who lost his hair had already decided in his heart that he would never cooperate with Deadpool again, and even if he was assigned by the director in the future, he would insist on replacing him, but remembering the question of the survivors, he still replied with willpower: "Save people, go to the subway station, have you forgotten?"
”"Oh, I haven't forgotten" Deadpool looked suddenly enlightened, but he didn't admit that he had lost his memory for a short time, he rubbed his chest, there were several deep cuts: "But why do we have to send people to the subway station?"
Are they still going to squeeze the subway to work today?
Capitalists are too inhuman, aren't they?
”"They can escape to the outskirts of the city by subway, and it's safer underground."
Hawkeye wiped his mouth and replied, after all, he was an agent with strong willpower.As long as you don't look at the indescribable face and keep your distance, the body odor like this salted fish factory is quite tolerable.Wade nodded repeatedly, he glanced at the female spiders who were squatting in a row on the side of the road and vomiting, and looked at the insects with admiration: "So you think the underground is safe for the time being, right?"
I thought something wasn't quite right at first, but now I have come back to it, thanks to the warm-up exercise with the little man just now, which made my brain hot too. ”"What do you mean?"
Steve shook the shield in his hand, and wordlessly added Deadpool to the list of 'unwelcome characters in the Avengers' in his heart.Deadpool, who sniffed hard, stretched out his finger on the edge of the nostril road, lifted the street fence where the rain was draining, and shoved his head into it to try."
Isn't it big enough?
Hey, I like to be tight, the tighter you get the rougher I get, start screaming, baby!
”Talking to himself, he jumped back into the air, and while turning in mid-air for two and a half weeks, he took a bazooka from his trouser pocket and slammed it into the ground.The smoke cleared, and he waved his hand out of the smoke in front of him, the sewer entrance almost enough for a big man like Colossus to get into.Wade smiled like an urban god of war under his mask, walked up to the captain and said, "Then you should let all the survivors go down the sewers, anyway, they are all underground facilities, what is the difference between them and the subway?"
”Steve was stunned for a moment, indeed, inertial thinking restrained the heroes from destroying the city, wanting to keep the people away from danger and darkness.But in this situation, even if there are mutant crocodiles in the sewers of New York, failed biochemical tests by the military, cruel mad mutants, mysterious underground creatures, etc., isn't this the nearest escape route?
He didn't care how disgusting Deadpool was, and raised his hand to pat the other party's shoulder: "Thank you for your contribution to the people, you helped a lot." ”