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Chapter 2178: Split Personality


In the small dark room, an eerie voice is slowly telling some truths, I don't know why, I always feel that the owner of the voice is a little paranoid."

Biologists say that tigers have no natural predators in nature, that they are the best predators, with bodies made to kill and hunters minds."

The voice said this as if it were stating an axiom in a didactic tone.And the second voice seemed helpless, and it seemed perfunctory: "Hmm, well, good." ”The owner of the voice that spoke before didn't care, and in the darkness, another passage sounded like a midnight whisper: "The madman is the tiger of human society, with the same killing nature, and is not bothered by guilt or compassion, but puts all his mind into perfecting his hunting skills, so that the serial killer will eventually give up on himself because of the exhaustion of inspiration, just because they can no longer surpass themselves." ”"But what does this have to do with you?"

The owner of the second voice is not confident, it may be a disabled person or a dwarf, and when he speaks, he is out of breath and looks a little funny.The former was silent for a while, and then the sound of 'Titicaca' came from the darkness, as if he was smiling and grinding his teeth: "Because I know that there is one prey that will never be caught by a tiger, and that is the only one of the mammals that has wings, the unique bat!"

Any madman wants bats!

”"So what?

You want to kill Batman too?

”The shortness of breath asked again."

Do you mean we're psychopathic serial killers too?

No, I'm not interested in bats anymore, I just want some fun, some hilarious scenes. ”The third, slightly crazy voice said, letting out a chuckle: "Hee-hee, Batman is the big boss of the Justice League, if he gives the Justice League a holiday, everyone can come to my birthday party!"

”This is the scene Su Ming saw when he returned to DC, in the dark room, Harley was talking to herself.She plays three roles, one is herself, one is Bernie the Beaver, and the other is Dr.

Quezel.The girl sat at a round table in the living room, on which was placed a super small cupcake with a extinguished colored candle stuck in the cream of the cake.She didn't turn on the lights after blowing out the candles, but fell into self-pity.She switches her personality to Dr.

Quezel with her glasses, proposes some kind of scientific hypothesis, then plays the beaver doll, bites the table in her mouth and asks herself, and finally sits up straight and turns back into Harley to give the final answer, indicating that she may have a crazy plan.Maybe it's blowing up the Hall of Justice, maybe it's going out to trick or treat, who knows.For her, Bernie the Beaver is alive, an objective third person who can speak to her through psychic abilities, and even move sometimes.But in fact, it was all her own questions, and the movement of the doll was also her fiddling, but after moving the poor stuffed animal, she deliberately forgot about it, thus creating the phenomenon that it could move.Because of a lot of content over the wall, only the beaver can understand her, so she likes this poor worm with rotten intestines and half scorched.Its status is only a little lower than that of Poison Ivy, and it also belongs to the level of her little treasure."

Do you know I'm coming back to put on a special show here?

Madness and unspeakable loneliness?

Thanks, it was really dark as a welcome ceremony. ”Su Ming walked out of the windowless bedroom as he spoke, turned on the light in the living room, and the messy scene was no longer hidden.Harley's clothes, pants and socks were thrown everywhere, the smell of rotting Thai food takeaway in the corner was eerie, and the sound of whining and banging on the door came from the closet next to her, presumably someone she had kidnapped and forgot to deal with.Hearing the sound of the death knell, she turned her head with a touched face, and the red and blue ponytails were trembling, and then she jumped on the death knell, hugged it like a koala, and happily rubbed her face against the black and yellow visor."

Sure enough, you're back, sweetheart, and I knew you wouldn't forget me!

Ha ha!

Tell me, you're here for my birthday, tell me!

”Her eyes looked like they were about to pop out, and the excitement and happiness made her radiant, and even without washing her face or putting on makeup, and her hair was stingy, she was confident enough to think that she was a little fairy.Su Ming glanced at the calendar, about a month had passed since he left, glanced at the cake again, and pulled her away from her body: "Today is your first birthday?"

”"No, I just want to celebrate my birthday, Xiaohong helped me have it the day before yesterday, I was very happy, and now I want to be happy again!"

Hallie shook her head, her face full of smiles and longing: "I found that when people celebrate their birthdays, others will always treat her well, so I wonder if I celebrate my birthday every day, will everyone be good to me every day?"

”Well, logically like this from a madman."

Two days ago, Poison Ivy helped you celebrate your birthday, and even if you notify someone this time, everyone will only think it's a joke."

Su Ming walked to the closet, calmly opened the door and looked, the person tied to the ground was still wearing a FedEx uniform, looking like a Mexican temporary worker, and then Deathstroke closed the door in the desperate eyes of the other party."

Can't people celebrate their birthdays every other day?"

Harley smiled widely, and she walked to the mirror to the side to put on lipstick: "But I want to live like this, can't I move all my future birthdays to this month?"

”Listening to the sound of banging on the door in the closet again, Su Ming sat down next to the table, pulled out the candle inserted in the cupcake, picked up the cake and took a bite.It was terrible, presumably Hallie made it herself, and she mistook the salt for sugar.But as a warrior with strong willpower, Su Ming's face did not change, and he indifferently put down the crescent moon in his hand: "So, do you think you won't live to be forty years old?"

”Hallie picked up the clothes on the floor and put them on herself, then walked to the door to put on her shoes: "Who can?"

The world we live in restarts at every turn, and it's been three times since the editor told me, so I'm never going to get old, macho, aren't you going to take me out for a ride?

”"When did I promise you to go for a ride?"

Su Ming rubbed his face, but still stood up, after returning from the bloodborne world, he felt like he was possessed by an evil spirit, his shoulders were very heavy, and it was good to rest for a few days."

Hah!

I'm a psychiatrist, and if you see a thief in the closet and don't ask me anything, doesn't that mean you don't plan to spoil the romantic atmosphere tonight?

”Hallie smiled and twisted around with a cat's step, and put her arm around Deathknell: "Let's go, you can take me to dinner first, then go to the movies according to the date process, and finally we can go to a dark and unoccupied place to play a little, swim, play" After speaking, she still squeezed her eyes, as if to hint at something.If it was an ordinary woman, Su Ming would definitely understand what it meant, but it was Harley who spoke, so there were too many possibilities for her small games.It could be head bowling, a drink-mixing competition, or even a tomb robbery, everything is possible.Well, the unknown is interesting, isn't it?

By the way, it would be good to ask her about what happened during the time she was away, because she has nothing to do with any interests, so don't worry about her lying."

Let's go, let's go to Germany for dinner first, I've just finished working in another universe and want to have some beer and relax."

Su Ming followed Harley out of the room and turned off the light casually: "By the way, what's the matter with the person who was tied?"

”Harley jumped up and down with joy, the heels of her boots creaked on the wooden hallway floor, and said, "He's a thief and a new reserve of cat food, and I found him rummaging through my mailbox at noon today, so I jumped down the window and gave him a hammer." ”"But he's a postman, even if a local gets $30 a working hour, and Mexican illegal immigrants can do it for $3, but he's a real postman."

Su Ming took her to the top of the building and looked up at the sky, the night was good today, the moon was dark and the wind was high.Hallie blinked, looking a little hesitant, but still nodded: "No wonder, I said that the Stinger missile I ordered online hasn't arrived yet, and when we get back from playing, I'll let him go, maybe we can meet more suitable cat food when we go out." ”"No, I want to rest for a few days, try my best to sort out my memories, and don't come to anything yet."

Su Ming hurriedly shook his head and refused.