Hallie loves animals, and she loves places like amusement parks or zoos, as long as it's lively enough.The Oblivion Bar, the most neutral wizard bar, used to be lively most of the time, but with the Gorilla Waiter, it became like a circus serving drinks, which made her very happy.In fact, she can be regarded as the 'class leader' just like Zatanna, Xiaozha has a magic performance team, and Hallie and the residents of her apartment have formed a circus troupe that performs acrobatics.The vegetarian lions in the team, the super small elephants, the dwarf serial killers who are one meter tall, the conjoined sisters of super mature women, the freak big-headed dolls, and so on.So bars use gorillas as waiters?
In her crazy little head, it was just right.The last time I came, I thought the decoration and furnishings here were a bit old-fashioned, but I didn't expect it to be quite good at playing.Hallie grinned and walked to the bar, jumped up and sat on the table, rubbing her chin: "Oh, the little black orangutan, I haven't seen you for a while, you are surrounded by beautiful women." ”The huge figure behind the little lucky orangutan heard that it was praised as a beauty, and it turned its face sideways and grinned 'shyly', and the laughter was like sharpening a knife at midnight.Coming back out of his body, he glanced at Harley, and then saw the smiling death knell not far away.When it is too late, then it is fast, he is angry from the heart, and evil is born from the side of the guts!
He jumped off the barstool, his bare black hairy feet slamming across the waxed wooden floor, and pounced on Deathknell's thighs, gnawing at the armor with his teeth.Even if you can't bite it, you have to apply a large piece of saliva, and you will die of death knell in disgust!"
Slade, I'm fighting with you!
You are so lacking in virtue!
”He gnawed wildly and shouted mutteredly.Tears, flowing.The guests at the bar just glanced at it and saw that they were currying favor with Deathstroke to help him lick his shoes, so they turned their heads and continued their drinks.At the same time, many people are still slandering in their hearts, sure enough, animals just have no bottom line, everyone wants to please this death knell in another world, but you have no lower limit, right?
Su Ming rubbed his head amusefully and buttoned his detective hat again.He saw the eyes of everyone in the bar, and even guessed what everyone thought in their hearts.It's just that these people want to please Death Knell, because he was the spokesman for the upside-down man before, and now?
The white-scaled monster is likely to have reversed, and if this news were known to them, I am afraid they would not be so enthusiastic."
What's wrong?
Little Lucky Orangutan, don't you like the big beauties from the Orangutan Country?
”His eyes turned into the shape of a dead fish, and he hugged Knell's thighs and climbed up: "I like beautiful women, but at least if they are of the same kind, right?"
I can also appreciate the beauty of human beings, like Diana and Zatanna" "What about me?
Who is the most beautiful person in the world?
”Harley leaned over with a smile on her face, her eyes wide open, and the index fingers of both hands pointed to her face little by little, making it clear that she would say her name.Xiao Fu Gorilla sighed, Harley is beautiful, because she is a gymnast and has a good figure.It's a pity that there is a long mouth.That crazy appearance is really incomparable with Diana's nobility and elegance.But seeing that Hallie's eyes were becoming more and more dangerous, he still nodded very sensibly: "Yes, you are the most beautiful." ”Hallie nodded in satisfaction: "You have a bit of vision, hehe!"
”She jumped up and down to talk to Tracy, who was her little fan girl, and fans were the best at saying nice things.And she also knows that there must be a serious thing to find Death Bell, although this little orangutan is not good at fighting, and his brain is not as good as Death Bell, but he has the knowledge and connections of the magic world, he can drive a spaceship and repair cars, and he must be able to use it to find Xiao Dai.Su Ming gave Shun Shun Mao, found an empty booth and sat down, ordered whiskey towards the magic wine cabinet, and then put the little lucky orangutan on the table."
Don't be so anxious to refuse people, you haven't been with gorillas before, how do you know that people are not good?"
He caught the flying bottles and glasses, poured himself a glass, and said earnestly: "There are many things that you will refuse at first, but after trying those two words, you will always say those two words." ”Rolling his eyes, he turned his head to glance at the three-eyed female orangutan, shuddered, and lowered his voice: "Did you know that in nature, gorillas and baboons eat chimpanzees?"
Look at their big mouths, bigger than my head!
I'm not a perverted self-healer like you, I'm dead when I'm dead. ”"That's it?
After all, it's a matter of size difference. ”Su Ming launched a tactical retreat, leaned on the sofa and lifted Erlang's legs: "Even if Batman is not there, Superman can solve your difficulties, I can give you a hint - Atom, White Dwarf Fragment." ”Atom is similar to Marvel's Ant-Man next door, with more abilities, and with white dwarf technology, he can scale up and down a creature better than Pym particles.Of course, there are also side effects, that is, the same bad one will fall into the quantum realm and cannot get out.Seeing a lot of things, people are smart and understand in an instant, but why do you feel that the death knell expression is very obscene when it comes to body shape?
Why did you glance at your crotch?
Was he driving in the dark?
Still refused, he sat cross-legged on the table, and automatically rubbed the wine and drank: "Forget it, let's talk about them in the future, but you came to me, is there something going on outside?"
”"Can't you just turn on the TV and look at it?"
Su Ming pointed to the TV hanging in the corner of the ceiling, the machine hadn't been used for an unknown amount of time, and even the power cord was hanging aside.The little lucky orangutan glanced at him, turned his head and shouted, "Tracy!
Don't be lazy, you damn girl!
Go turn on the TV!
”The girl, who was holding hands with Hallie and chatting happily, suddenly tilted her mouth, muttered a few words, and went to use magic to operate the TV.In the past, there were a lot of antiques among the customers who came to the bar, I don't know if it was the predecessors who came out of the ancient tomb or the spire, and those uninformed wizards would think that the TV was a magic weapon that trapped the souls of some people, and some even wanted to snatch it.That's why bars don't have TVs, but she also wants to watch shows like the Olympics or concerts."
Tune in to Gotham News!"
But the monitor hadn't lit up yet, and the voice of the monkey boss came again, making the girl with the remote control roll her eyes again.'
I endure!
When this orangutan dies, I'll be the boss!
But when the snowflakes flashed a few times, the signal gradually stabilized, and the light merged with the lights in the bar, the originally noisy tavern seemed to press the mute button, and everyone looked at the TV with a look of surprise.Gotham TV reporters are the least afraid of death, and at this moment there is an anchor sitting in a helicopter, filming the chaotic city from high down.It was the rooftop of the Wayne Building, and it was filled with all sorts of mushroom-headed humans, their heads exploding like firecrackers as the wind blew through the helicopter propellers.The orangutan reached out of his pipe, stuffed it with tobacco, and thought in silence, listening to the anchor's hoarse yelling.After a long time, he took out a match to light a cigarette, and took a sharp puff: "The problem of these living corpses should go to the Rotten Black, I am ninety percent sure, this phenomenon is its influence, we have to convene the Council of Life." ”"But Konstantin said it should be a withered ash tube."
Su Ming took a sip of wine and didn't mean to leave, after all, he just let him watch TV, and he didn't say that he was going to solve the problem of mushroom zombies.He spat to the side angrily: "His half-wizard knows a fart!"
If it's a fungus that kills people, it's right to look for withered ashes.But are the spores the most killing?
No!
It's those zombies who kill people, and the dead plants and animals are all managed by the black of decay. ”As if to confirm his words, the TV set changed again, and the TV station changed to the footage of another terrestrial anchor, and then everyone saw the mushroom corpses gnawing at the living people in the streets, and the various energetic groups in Gotham launched their own struggles.Just like World War Zombies, even the chariots with heavy machine guns in pickup trucks are on the road, and it is bloody.