Before the secretary could react, Luther's thick armor-clad arms reached out from the back of her head.Rip off the safety chain, grab the man outside the door by the neck, and throw him backhand into the living room, all in one go.The colorful figure flew through the air and slammed into the wall, causing a cloud of dust to fall from the ceiling, and Luthor lunged over it like crazy, slamming his huge metal fist into the white face on the opposite side, making a sound like a piledriver on a construction site."
Knock knock" This was the sound of the green-haired head colliding with the ground, and the blood quickly flowed a large pool."
Hahahaha, oh hee hee, come again, come again!"
This is the person who was beaten laughing, as if he didn't feel pain at all, but felt comfortable in the beating, and let out a weird laugh."
Well, my Mr.
J said before he came that Luthor must still be angry with him, and sure enough."
The woman who dragged the arms of the two corpses outside the door shrugged her shoulders and accosted the secretary with a smile: "By the way, can I come in?"
I need to borrow your bathroom to destroy the corpses.Of course, it would be great if you could help me prepare a chocolate milkshake for me to drink while I split the body, hee-hee. ”The woman was wearing a half-red, half-black color-blocked bodysuit, looking like a harlequin in a playing card, her face was equally pale, and she had a special makeup around her eyes, one with a square and the other with a plum blossom.She had spoken of inquiry, but she had already dragged the corpse in through the open door, and she had thoughtfully closed the door again, patting the lock gently."
That's a clown?"
Mossi didn't know who to aim the gun at, whether to favor Luther's side or control the woman in front of her first.The crazy woman was looking for the bathroom, and when she heard the secretary's sloquery, she replied with a smile: "Well, isn't he particularly charming now?"
But don't beat him, he's my Mr.
J, my little pumpkin. ”But the news said that "the secretary shook her head desperately, even though she had been living in the metropolis, but the famous clown, everyone knew."
A few months ago, there was news on the Internet that he died, and that Batman did it."
Say he's dead?
Hehe, your boss can come back from the dead, why can't my boss?
Get it on!
”The woman in clown makeup made a hard sound in her mouth and dragged the two corpses to the bathroom: "Don't point a gun at me, we're in a group, Mr.
J said 'Dear Lex will welcome us, although he will be unhappy at first, he will soon be amused', and that's it." ”Mosie was not persuaded by her like this, and after accepting the news that another deceased person was not actually dead, she quickly calmed down and shouted into the living room: "Boss, what do you need me to do?"
”Luthor, who was blasting the hammer clown, stopped what he was doing, stood up from the straddle position, stared at the strange man rolling on the ground with a smile, and moved his wrist: "It's none of your business, go see the equipment." ”"Lex, let your secretary open champagne, I can't feel your enthusiasm at all, I think it's because the alcohol isn't in place, ha!"
The clown on the floor sat up, shook his head like he was fine, and then looked down to check his camera to see if it had been broken.This is the baby he took fruit photos of Barbara back then, and this dress is also the one he wore back then.The gloomy Luthor narrowed his eyes, he could use the Martian's abilities to access other people's memories and feel their thoughts, but that had a premise.That is, the other party must be a normal person, not a crazy person."
You're not a clown, who are you?"
Luthor adjusted the beam cannon on his arm, the threat self-evident."
Ah, the classic identity doubt question, is it my turn now to prove that I am me?
Ha ha!
”The clown's hands pulled the sofa on the side, and he sat up a little reluctantly, and crooked loosely: "Less, Lex, you know your instinct is right, come, tell me, who am I?"
Who do you think I am at first glance?
Be louder. ”He also raised a hand to his ear and made a gesture of listening, with an expectant smile on his face.In fact, Luthor has already proved that this is the real thing, there were many imposter clowns in Gotham in the past, but those guys don't have the Dionysian factor, and they should have been beaten to death a long time ago after being punched just now.Although Luther's suit doesn't have a special name, each one of them is actually used to overtake people, even if he controls the power just now, it is enough to shock an ordinary person's head into a pulp."
But according to my reliable information, your body is still in the batcave."
Luthor didn't follow the madman's meaning and skipped the identity question directly: "At the same time, I also know that something is wrong with Batman. ”"Well, didn't I tell you, your mind is too rigid, as always Luther's thinking."
The clown sighed, pouted a little unhappily, and then burst out laughing: "Quack quack, you need to figure out a question, Lex, this big world is a beautiful big stage, we are all clowns" The bald man stared at him for a long time and was silent for a while.Then, he walked to the corner of the living room, took off his heavy negative cosmic suit, walked back to the center of the living room, and bent down to wash his hands with the kettle on the coffee table: "I don't have a reason to kill you now just because you didn't kill me last time, it doesn't mean that I have to listen to your crazy logic, and meaningless perverted philosophy." ”"I know, I know."
The clown smiled and stood up with open arms and hugged Luthor warmly, and he writhed with joy: "But I really didn't expect that I gave you such an obvious hint that you still lost, it's pitiful, woo." ”Luthor paused, he was reminiscing, then shook his head: "I don't think you reminded me of anything, after you left I activated Dr.
Ivo and resurrected Brainiac" "It's boring, it's boring. ”The Joker rolled his eyes, jumped back on the couch and lay down, rubbed his crumpled shirt, put the camera in front of him, and looked at Luthor through the lens: "It's always you, you think, that you've been president for so long that you forget that our show doesn't really value identity, and you're far worse than my cute bat."
Well, I'll ask you in a different way, where was your mother goddess when I was laughing at the Doom Legion and a bunch of rabble, when I hung you from the round table in the conference room?
Where is she in Pepetua?
Here, tell me the answer, I can't wait to see you slap yourself. ”“！！！”
Luther frowned instantly.At the time, he was in possession of the Destruction Doorknob, and Perpetua was trapped in the Collective, but judging from her future performance, it was clear that the doorknob could give him more power to defeat the Joker.But she didn't.She just watched quietly, watching them win and lose like raising Gu.The Joker won that round, and perhaps she immediately communicated with the Joker, showing him what he had shown Luthor in the past, and wanting to work with him because he was the winner.But the madman must have refused.Perpetua had no choice but to turn around and continue to work with the second place of the 'biggest loser', so that Luthor was acting as a spare tire without knowing it.The Joker smiled with satisfaction as he watched as Luther's face changed color like a palette, an expression that was sometimes hideous and sometimes annoyed."
That's right, you guessed right, after I put you down, that big blue pool did look for me and show me a movie or something in my head."
The Joker licked his lips, his breathing became rapid, and he blinked wildly: "A bright future, a temptation, she will create a universe full of Batman for me to live forever in Batland." ”"Then why didn't you agree to her terms?
Actually, you could have snatched the doorknob from me and released her yourself. ”Luthor had basically understood that the Joker had indeed reminded him.In a crazy way, he reminds him that Pepetua is not a savior, and that the only thing that humanity can rely on is itself."
It's very simple, I just want the real Batman, and she can't give it to me, she can only give me a lot of knockoffs like the Laughing Bat, and people with taste like me don't need fakes."
The clown put down the camera, spread his hands, and grinned, "I've always known more than you, good Lex, she's not a goddess, she's just another bitch on the street who hates the rich and the poor."
She abandoned her sons in the past, she abandoned you that day, and she will abandon anyone in the future, and the little alarm clock in my head kept ringing, telling me that she was unreliable at all. ”Luthor sat down, looked at the ceiling, and sighed deeply, "You're right, but I saw this clearly after she stuffed the Legion of Doom into her chair and prepared her own way. ”"Don't be sad, my bald man, learn from your old rival Superman, and always have hope."
The clown cocked Erlang's legs and licked his lips like a poisonous snake spitting out a letter: "Smile, I've always believed in the power of smiles, we still have a chance to fulfill our wishes, now let your secretary bring champagne, I think we're good friends again, right?"
”Luthor smiled inadventiously, and he turned to the bedroom, "Mosie, get me and the guests some wine." ”