Visit, group photo, dining.Three of the four were like real fans, and they were all elated along the way, or at least they seemed to be.One of them, who is seriously ill and dies soon, also shows a crazy fascination with Batman, and she even wants to lick the virtual projection of the bat with her tongue.Only the transvestite lady in the wig looked a little absent-minded, and she didn't move even during the meal, just stared at the S sign on her chest endlessly, perhaps annoyed that her fake bra was too big."
Oh, that's good, that's good, little Lailai, do you want that sandwich?"
The little robot in charge of the tour guide left temporarily, so that several people could eat with peace of mind, so the pale woman spoke to the wig-girl again, her cheeks bulging like a hamster, and she said vaguely: "What, don't have a good appetite?"
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”Luthor has already regretted pretending to be a woman, and he doesn't know why he would approve of the Joker's crazy plan to disguise himself as a woman to sneak into the game.Of course, I don't know why this simple disguise can be mixed into the Hall of Justice.The defenses were too low, not the last time I invaded here, using a destructive doorknob and high-tech teleportation."
People outside are still working hard for potatoes, and here you can buy relatively fine food at the same price."
Luthor picked up the fork and flipped over the sandwich on the plate, which contained lettuce, ham, and fried eggs, and he pushed the plate to the clown in a mood, watching the latter feed each other with the joker, and took selfies with his mobile phone, and sneered: "This is the bait, the bait to buy people's hearts, simple but effective to win over the poor group, because they have the largest base." ”"You can't guess, right?
Because clownfish tastes so 'ridiculous', haha!
”The clown didn't seem to listen to him at all, but just danced and said his joke baggage: "Then again, is it related to how to feed the world?"
All you want is Superman, what are you doing with all that nosy?
”Luthor was silent for a moment, which made Mossi beside him a little scared, his boss used to be unlucky as long as he was silent, and he looked the most unlucky among the people present.But this time is not the past, Luthor may have really changed, he looked at the ceiling and sighed, shook his head slightly and changed the subject: "I still can't figure it out, we just changed into women's clothes, why is it so easy to get here?"
”The clown showed a smile, the concealer at the corner of his mouth couldn't stop the horrible scar, he cut the sandwich in half, cocked his orchid fingers and pinched one of them, stuffed it into his mouth, and muttered: "You will always subconsciously complicate the problem, for example, now, you think it will be difficult to enter the Hall of Justice, how many heavy defense designs, how many sirens, what about electronic programs, a lot of it, but these problems can be solved in the simplest way, that is, a little trick, Plus some personal charm. ”When talking about personal charm, the clown also brushed his hair, deliberately making himself look very sassy, and in order to imitate the super girl, he also dyed his blonde hair, but the hair roots are all green all around, which is very weird."
Speak human language."
Luthor always felt that the brainwaves of the two did not match, and the clown was too difficult to figure out."
Hehe, if you don't understand, you can only blame yourself for not having a sense of humor, poor Lylai, well, who told me to always be kind-hearted?
Tell you the right answer - you walk into the Hall of Justice and subconsciously think you're going to take on the Justice League and figure out how to defeat their collective creations.But I'm different, I know that I only need to pass my batbaby level, and I'll be able to get through here. ”Luther began to reflect, and the clown spoke to him, and the madman seemed to be able to see people's hearts.Is it really that easy to see through?"
Here you go again, here you go again."
The eating clown dropped the knife and fork in his hand and scratched his scalp: "Don't think, don't worry so much, you just have to smile and follow your instincts, just like my instinct will always bring me to Batman, or something he's hiding, hee-hee." ”"You still haven't said how you got through."
Luthor calmed down, and he leaned back against the not-too-soft recess."
You don't know bats, not at all, do you know how many bad girls Gotham gets seriously injured at Batman's hands every year?
The answer is zero. ”The clown also leaned back on the couch and began to massage his shoulder with a very playful smile, and he continued with a pleasant expression: "Yes, you heard it right, the number is zero.You know why he is also called the Dark Knight, obviously the ambush style is more like a ninja or a thief, but they call him a knight, because he always has a hand when dealing with the opposite sex, full of damn demeanor!
”I don't know why, but at the end of the day, the clown suddenly became unhappy, and he popped the balloon on his chest under his uniform, making a dull sound.There are many people involved in the Gotham game, naturally there are men and women, and whenever the male villain is 'working', as long as he bumps into Batman, the lightest injuries are more than a dozen fractures all over the body.And what about women?
In the past, bad women such as Hallie, Poison Ivy, Tiger Moth, Dragonfly, Slippery Spider, Ash, Darla, etc., were caught red-handed by bats when they did big bad things, and at most they were knocked out on the head, and they were knocked unconscious.There is no mental torture, no fear, no sequelae, only the back of the bat with their personable demeanor is really shaky and cold, when will the male villain stand up?
That's unfair, isn't it?
But the clown suddenly laughed again, although every time he used to feel that Harley was faking a fight with a bat, it was really annoying, but wasn't it fun and fun?
Why should you be so serious about games?"
All in all, Lylai, superheroes live by an unspoken rule, which is that only women can hit women.""
Although there are eight of the Seven Giants of Zhenglian, only the lovely Queen Diana is a woman, and we are pretending to be women now, and the biggest danger comes from her.""
But according to my exclusive sources, she was thrown into the Rotten Country by Batman and the Upside Down before, and the bat also left a back hand, presumably as long as Death Knell discovers that hidden danger, he will definitely send Diana to be treated, so hehe."
The clown opened his arms and his eyes widened, meaning that they now have no natural enemies in the Hall of Justice.The trick of pretending to be a woman has worked wonders for Batman, who has previously played an old lady who has suffered a stroke, played a black woman supermarket salesperson, and even swapped identities with Harley.Every time the little bat gets hit.So as long as it works for Batman, it can all be used against the defense mechanism of the Hall of Justice, and it is as simple as that."
Isn't it as easy as going back to his own home when Prince Clown wants to go to the Bat Cave?
Little Lylai, now do you understand why the Big Bat and the Maniac Bat are always targeting my Batman?
Because they all know that as long as the bats are defeated, the Justice League is vulnerable. ”Luthor had been thinking about it, and the Joker's thinking was strange, and it really made him discover hidden patterns that he hadn't discovered in the past, which was really weird.But I'm afraid that the clown has forgotten someone, and he must remind: "You didn't mention the death knell, the death knell that came out of a parallel world out of nowhere, how should you deal with him?"
He's now back in the dark, maybe he's eavesdropping on our conversation not far away, ready to jump out and stab me. ”The clown pushed with both hands, looking very calm: "This happens to be the last thing to worry about, do you think that if he wants to design us, he will ignore such an obvious loophole in the Hall of Justice?"
I don't know why, but that Death Knell apparently prefers to let me play with Batman. ”Luther: "The clown was pleased, he scratched his chin and closed his eyes comfortably: "He won't interfere with my game, and I'm willing to help him once in a while, this is the silent understanding between smart people."
Hehe, then again, he's crazy enough."