"Well, her accommodation is obviously not as good as mine."
Rewind a little in time, and Hallie is left in front of an old apartment building with a cloak that resembles a red-brick house in Brooklyn, New York, with a staircase leading to a narrow doorway, each floor a small hall, usually divided into three floors plus a basement.This time she found her advantage again, that is, she was obviously richer than herself."
If only the kittens were here."
She bit her tongue from the corner of her lips and pulled out a hairpin to pick the lock, and she did know a little bit of this skill, but it was obviously not as good as that of a professional thief, Catwoman.Harley sighed decently at the thought of Catwoman's corpse, and then began to imitate Catwoman's expression when she used to pick the lock, her eyes wide open like brass bells, and she put her ears to the door to listen.The grinding sound of the lock spring and the teeth was still clear, and she pry open the door without any problems, and then thanked the kitten for the blessing of the heavenly spirit, and slipped into the house with a smile.The room was pitch black, and she looked up at the door frame and pouted in disappointment when she saw that there were no bombs or bags of flour."
What, I'm so boring about this, I don't even put a trap at the door, is this still Hallie?"
She began to comment on everything from the arrangement of the room to the taste in the choice of furniture.At this moment, she heard the sound of breathing on the stairs, and when she looked up, she saw four green bright spots staring at her in the dark.The breathing was heavy, not human-like, unless it was two dwarf versions of Bane, or a black shadow lunged at Harley from the darkness, but she wasn't surprised and laughed and opened her arms.It turned out that they were two hyenas, exactly the same as Harley's own, not only in terms of coat color and the distribution of spots on their bodies, but also in the same breath they exhaled."
Good boy, come to Mommy."
She was pounced on by the dogs, and the two dogs did not attack her, but made a snorting sound and licked her face wildly with their rough and wet tongues: "Hee-hee, haha, it's so itchy, you guys are really good dogs." ”Harley loves critters, at least more reliable than the simple Gotham.She is not just a cat or a dog, but loves most hairy animals except orangutans.So she played with the hyena, forgetting the task given to her by the death knell, and her mind was full of the smiling faces of the cute dogs.No matter how dangerous the hyenas themselves are, their faces are funny and they look like they're smiling a lot of the time, which always makes people feel good."
You're not their mother, I'm the one."
At this moment, a woman in a red and black uniform walked down the stairs, Harley's former dirty clown tights, and she pointed a gun at her alter self in the room: "Who the hell are you?"
”"I'm the other you, only younger and bigger than you."
Harley bounced off the floor with a carp, shook her red and blue ponytails, and smiled as she took out her gun from her sequined jacket and pointed it back: "The important thing is that the gun is bigger too, haha!"
”The two hyenas beside her were already confused, and they couldn't make out the difference between the two owners, because they smelled exactly the same, so they whined in a panic.The two women pointed their guns at each other.Dr.
Quezel wore round glasses and his hair was cut short, and his face was serious.And Hallie is dressed up stylishly, chewing bubble gum in her mouth and with a crazy smile on her face.But the faces of the two are exactly the same."
Another me?
I'm sure you're not hallucinating, then you're real. ”Dr.
Quezel sighed, her thumb pulling away the hammer: "A fanatic fan after plastic surgery?"
But I'm sorry, I'm not the same person I used to be, now I have something to do, if I want to sign a group photo, next time, get out of my house now. ”"Smack!"
The bubble gum in Hallie's mouth popped, and it was usually easy to get fired when she made such a sound in a tense moment, but she wasn't afraid at all.Smiling and licking the candy back into her mouth with her little tongue, Harley tilted her head: "How dare you say it, do you think there are still people who will worship you now?"
Don't be delusional, we all know that people like to see the crazy and cute Harley Quinn!
And you are not me, not anymore, your existence is nothing but a tribute to me. ”Dr.
Quezel frowned, she couldn't be sure who the woman in front of her was, this woman was crazy but calm, like her past self, her self after she came to her senses."
Let's put down the guns together, I guess you broke into my house and bought my dog, you didn't just come to kill me, did you?""
It's my dog!"
Harley simply put down her gun, crouched down and took both large dogs in her arms, and looked at Dr.
Quezel with a wary expression, as if she was worried that she was going to snatch them.The doctor rolled his eyes, she didn't put on the uniform of the past today to be a pajama, Batman and Jack are still waiting for her, how can there be time to consume the crazy woman?"
Tell me, what do you want to let me go?
Except for dogs. ”Of course, Hallie knew that the two dogs were not hers, but she knew that if she loved her dog, then the other self must be the same.The sky-high offer has been completed, and the rest is to pay back on the spot.She was in a hurry to leave, and she could make an offer herself.At the same time, Hallie found out that the woman was pregnant, and the lower abdomen of the uniform was bulging, so the doctor would never dare to take the risk and do it himself, because he was like a young woman looking in the mirror, and her intuition would tell her that she would do everything she could.That's why she's wary and tempting.Or did she think Jack had turned back into a clown, and that he was the other spare tire he had found?
Hehe, she's done a good job, but her intelligence is still too limited to make a valid judgment, and she was ridiculously wrong from the start.Hallie has the psychological warfare advantage.It's a bit complicated to analyze, but in fact, all kinds of thoughts of the two women are flashing in their heads."
I want to talk to you, talk about prenatal education, and I want to negotiate terms with you."
Harley took the collars of the two dogs, buckled them into 'dogs', sat down on the sofa with a big grin, and said as she stroked her hair, "My boyfriend went to save your boyfriend, so I came over to advise you that you had better stay out of the way." ”"Who?"
The female doctor's face sank, and she instantly thought that there was a third-party force involved, and she couldn't tell the difference between friend and foe."
Death knell."
Harley squirmed shyly a few times, but she looked a little contrived, her eyes blinking rapidly.The doctor had never heard of that codename, at least not in Gotham, so she asked, "Who is that?"
”"Oh, poor other me, you're like a primitive, you don't even know the death knell."
Harley glanced at her alter self with disdain, and then felt a little pitiful, but at the same time, she remembered the task that Death Knell had given her.She has to drag herself in this world, and then deceive herself into a prescription.So the lovely Harley ripped off her jacket, revealing the explosives and remote-controlled detonator wrapped around her waist, and smiled at the doctor in a friendly way: "Now sit down with me and tell me your story?"
I like to listen to stories, but it's better not to be too sad, the cyclone dynamite is not very stable, and if I cry until I hiccup, the cheap heartbeat monitor will have a sensing problem and bam!
The two of us and the dogs and sons go to heaven together!
Hahaha!!!
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