Deadpool and Xiang were speechless, the little eyes on the red and black masks blinked rapidly, and they looked at each other for a short moment, but they were better than countless people in the world.Wade threw away the monkey fur and said speechlessly: "Count yourself lucky, I'm an animal protectionist now, and I have to fight for the G13 movie rating, otherwise I will definitely pluck your fur out and make a wig for such a naughty monkey." ”"I'm an orangutan, you can't insult me by the name monkey."
hugged Knell's thighs and said with a righteous face: "Would you be happy if I called you a monkey?"
”"That's right" Deadpool tilted his head and thought for a moment, as if recalling something: "Indeed, it's my fault to say that, next time I'll introduce you to a few female orangutans, I heard from the audience that you like beautiful women the most." ”"What audience?!
Isn't there a normal person in this world?!
Yes!!!
”Covering his head, he turned and ran away, jumped on the cloak that floated to the side, and lay still as if he were dodging an air raid."
Don't talk nonsense, use your 3, aren't you just waiting for me?"
Su Ming covered his face and rubbed his nose vigorously, he felt that his patience was declining.How about bringing Deadpool to the ghost before he gets it, I'm going to go crazy."
Hehe, then I'll use it."
Just like Su Ming said, Deadpool was waiting for this sentence, every time his cousin didn't let him use the 3 in the past, he yelled at him loudly, so aggrieved.This time it's different, when you are ordered, mercenaries should be so professional.His little hand pulled the AKEE out of his trouser pocket, and the prelude to "Untryroads" slowly sounded in the green light everywhere.Wade cleared his throat, removed his hood, and watched the ghost brew emotions fondly.Blink, kiss, sing."
It's paradise~~~ West Virginia.""
Vomit" is the first lyric at the beginning, staring at Deadpool's ghost trying to observe him retching, and the cuckold god wants to turn his head away, but the disgusting sound burrows into his ears and grabs his two eyeballs from the inside of his brain, making it impossible for him to dodge."
Blue Ridge Mountains, Xanadu River."
Deadpool sings and dances, with what he thinks is a 'charismatic smile' on his face, and walks towards the ghost to the beat as if he were walking on the country road home.His special combat boots rubbed and rubbed on the ground, like the steps of the devil.Su Ming twisted the face of Officer Corrigan beside him towards him, and said solemnly: "Close your eyes and don't look, cover your ears and don't listen, this country road will not take you home, but will only send you to the 'happy hometown on the other side of the great'." ”The detective smiled bitterly, even the cigarette in his mouth was scared away, he covered his ears, but he could still feel a cheap energy permeating all around, something was churning in the empty stomach, and a stream of sour gas rushed up to the esophagus.He listened to Knell's advice, squatted down and hugged his head to defend himself: "This is simply "Tucun Road", how can anyone sing so badly?
”"My cousin has lung cancer, throat cancer, trachea cancer, oral cancer, nasal cavity cancer, and the whole vocal channel is like a moldy sewer pipe, do you think he can sing well?"
Su Ming sighed, let the strangulation use the tentacles to block the detective's ears tightly, and said melancholy: "I didn't let him play music in the past, because I was afraid that he would open his mouth" "Ancient life is older than the age of trees." ”Wade didn't think there was anything wrong with his singing, let alone any flaws in his performance, his rotten lips twisted like fat maggots, and his ulcerated tongue pushed out a piece of sticky phlegm and spit it aside."
Phew!
It is younger than the mountains and grows slowly like a Japanese wind. ”His mouth was sharp, and making a small movement didn't prevent him from firing a k at the ghost at the same time, and his hands were still in front of his chest.The cuckold, on the other hand, is still fighting against the 'disgusting concept that may exist', and as a result, his whole body stiffens in mid-air, and slowly falls to the ground with the music.Those demonic beasts who were affected by the revenge emotion were also out of the control of the ghost at this time, and they kept vomiting in the face of this terrifying aura, scattering birds and beasts.The monsters all vomited after seeing Deadpool's face, and the things they spit out formed yellow-green fountains, which formed small rivers after falling to the ground, causing a chain reaction, which was seen and smelled by Donna and his party who were fighting them.As a result, all but Harley vomited among the people who participated in the battle.Harrie's condition could not be said to be normal, because not only did she not feel disgusted, but she also looked happy, and walked back to Deathstroke while gently patting her cousin with both hands.Encouraged Deadpool gets even more energetic, and he plays harder and harder, and he starts dancing around the ghost, using him like a pole, lifting his thighs and rubbing them against the other's legs.Rub rub, rub sparks, rub out sexy."
Giggle, your cousin is funny."
Hallie also smiled and hugged Deathknell's arm and rubbed her face: "Maybe you should send him to America's Got Talent?"
When the time comes, if all the people watching TV all over the country vomit, we can take the opportunity to rob the bank to play. ”Su Ming rubbed Harley's head and sighed: "No, under normal circumstances, I wouldn't use lethal tactics of this level, you must know that in this era, many people watching TV are old people or children, and I am not a murderer." ”"Hey, you're so good, when animals kill, they will choose to hunt those old and young prey, and only hunting the strong is the manifestation of human nature, I like it."
She rested her head on the death knell's shoulder and enjoyed the repertoire.Yes, she was not happy because she heard the song, but because the superheroes vomited while listening to the song and watching the performance, and she thought the scene was funny, like a weird and absurd burlesque, the heroes returning in front of her and the monsters fleeing from afar were vomiting like fountains, how spectacular?"
Country Road, take me home, take me back to my roots, West Virginia, Mountain Mom" sang to the song, Deadpool had already climbed into the ghost's body like a monkey, the giant-like wrath of God was more like a clay sculpture at this time, the big mouth was like a dragon's head, and the green glowing liquid, I don't know what it was, it gushed out of his mouth like a waterfall, and flowed straight down.Wet the ghost's mantle, the tops of his feet, his green shorts.Wade still had his eyes closed, singing in the ghost's ear over and over again, and finally, he jumped off the other's shoulders and farted at the pale face as he spun in the air as a final blow."
Boom!"
Perhaps this was the last straw that broke the camel's back, and from the beginning it was stiff, and the ghost was never out of the grip of that disgusting feeling.God's wrath fell to his knees, two lines of green blood and tears flowing from his eyes, he had completely collapsed, and his mind was now filled with Deadpool's indescribable face, the soul-inducing singing.What revenge?
What is impartial?
What was fate?
It didn't matter anymore, he just wanted to live well now, maybe to go to the country, escape from that disgusting country road, and never come back.