"Oh, Bruce, it's you, did you know we're having a party here, so you've brought a bunch of undead who can't rest in peace to cheer me up?"
Laughing wildly, he patted the non-existent dust on his shoulder, generously opened his arms, and grinned with a big mouth full of yellow teeth: "Welcome, get closer to me, how about I can give you a friendly hug?"
Ha ha!
”Batman doesn't blindly approach Laugh, his plan is to distract Laugh himself, and then let Diana, who is in the midst of the Heroes of Death, deal the fatal blow to the other crazy him.Since the Laughing Bat wanted to talk, it could also serve the purpose of attracting attention, so the bat hid behind a tree after throwing a few explosive batrangs at Laughing, and said loudly, "Hug is not necessary, you have bad breath, when was the last time you went to the dentist." ”The hounds next to Laugh jumped up and intercepted the darts in the air like a frisbee in their mouths, and the bombs exploded in their mouths, but the mutated bodies were no longer invulnerable to conventional weapons.They just flatteringly laughed and licked his shoes with their tongues that were still smoking.The Laughing Bat was as indifferent as ever, and seemed very satisfied with Batman's joke, and responded, "You should ask my dear Lex, I can't remember if he brushed my teeth when he kept my head, by the way, how is Luthor?"
Did you kill him?
”"Popetua is finished, and Luthor won't be able to escape, but I want to give you a temporary upgrade, a first-class cabin to hell."
Seeing that the darts didn't work, Batman hides behind another tree and throws out some props, such as a drone with a machine gun."
Perpetua's demise is inevitable, the difference is only whether she dies at my hands or at your hands."
Laughing doesn't even have to make a move, Robin's dogs will help him deal with these boring attacks, and he laughs, "Haha, but guess what's the ultimate goal of Pepetua?"
Did we tell you about our mutual friend Deathbell?
Well?
If you beg me now, I might be kind enough to tell you some truths. ”After saying that, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, impatient.However, the genuine bat was unmoved: "We are all detectives, the so-called truth is the most credible only when we investigate it ourselves, and you still say it even though you know that I will not agree to any of your requests, which means that the so-called 'answer' is like a joke, and your clown side wants to share the joke with me." ”Batman has disappeared into the shadows, and more undead are being sent in a steady stream by night stalkers and thrown into battle.At this time, the glade was already strewn with corpses, and the intensity of the battle could have been unimaginable in the past.Black-light zombies have no fear and won't get tired?
They will only fight endlessly?
Obey the commands of those who have risen them.And the laughing new Dark Knights are similar, and the madmen are also not afraid of death?
The Batmans of all kinds of twists are also unrelenting."
Oops?
Looks like I missed my mouth, hee-hee!
”The laughing bat pretending to cover its big mouth?
casually touched Robin's head beside him: "It seems that I can't continue to speak, you guessed it?"
How about giving me a chance to shake off my baggage?
I promise the baggage is absolutely loud?
It's like the sound of the destruction of the multiverse" "Actually, you have an opportunity right in front of you. ”Batman, who had come out of the shadows of the woods again, had already donned a heavy exoskeleton armor: "Knock me down, or be knocked down by me." ”"Hehehehehehehe, that's it, let me fight you?
So hiding in the crowd?
Wonder Woman in her hooded cloak can backstab me. ”The Laughing Bat let out a series of laughs: "I know you too well, your plan was also expected by me, and to be honest, you didn't play very well this time." ”"You shouldn't be so sure."
Step by step, Batman stepped into the battlefield, and all kinds of maniacs rushing towards him were punched away: "I expected you to expect me like this?"
You know Bruce, but you don't know Batman. ”The laughing bat looks up to the sky and laughs?
One hand covered his forehead, and his fingers rubbed the spikes on it: "Then how do you know that I didn't expect you to anticipate mine?"
”"Because I'm not alone?
Even if you're me, do I have friends who can give advice?
And you only have a bunch of marionettes as your men. ”The Bat Warframe is still moving at a constant pace?
The enemies in the way are knocked out one by one and then can't get up again?
He was close to the Laughing Bat.The madman tilted his head and sent the hounds around him to stop the mecha, he shook his head: "Are you talking about the clown who lives in your heart?"
Unfortunately, I'm the perfect fit for the clown's intellect, and your plans can't be higher than mine, and I can bet you that the cloaked man who is outflanking me behind my back is not Diana, but another puppet.Bruce, we're all good puppeteers, you know what I mean. ”"The Joker isn't my friend, but you're right."
At this moment, the cloaked man not far behind the Laughing Bat suddenly made Batman's voice and approached the Laughing Bat with a standard bat flying kick: "But it's useless to answer the question correctly, this time I won." ”One of the advantages of being a masked man is that you can just put on Batman's uniform for anyone and attach a small idea pronunciation device to the stand-in.Laughing Bat stared at the black-lighted corpse in Batman's uniform in the woods, and watched him operate the mech, and mistook him for Batman himself, which was a big mistake.The real Bruce has been blending in with the crowd, mimicking Diana's body shape through the bone-shrinking techniques of yoga, and donning a hooded cape that doesn't show his head and feet, in order to create an opportunity for himself to go up close and personal with the Laughing Bat.The last time he played in Gotham, the Laughing Bat lost a move, which proved that he had a certain advantage in hand-to-hand combat, as long as he could hold back the Laughing Bat, then the opponent easily took the flying kick and pressed Batman with a backhand.The fists and feet kept colliding, and the bangs sounded one after another.Although he hasn't seen him for a short month, the Laughing Bat has suddenly risen to another level in terms of physical fitness and fighting skills.He has become almost like a superman who knows martial arts, and that brute force alone makes Batman difficult to parry, and he can even laugh while fighting without being afraid to unload his strength."
Hey, hey, hey, I said, everything was in my expectation, I guessed that you didn't expect my change, and you're still looking at people with old eyes, aren't you?
I'm the one who wins!
”As he spoke, he punched Batman away and let out a hearty laugh, and the Dark Knights on the battlefield gradually gained the upper hand, and the black light zombies were rapidly decreasing.Even though the broken bones exploded like firecrackers, Batman, who had been knocked away and rolled out for a long time, still got to his feet, rushed into the maniacing laughter again, and threw his fist.It's just that this time he changed his move, and while the other party parried, a kind of pink foam erupted from the wrists and ankles of his uniform.When this foam comes into contact with air, it becomes an extremely viscous and elastic solid substance.This is actually a backup plan used against Aquaman in the Tower of Babel Project, which can absorb air and water from the target, and is not easily destroyed by brute force.In this way, the rapidly expanding and solidifying pink substance connected the hands and feet of the bat and the laughing maniac, forming four large balls on the limbs, and Batman said, "Actually, you are still looking at people with old eyes, this is the backup plan, do you like it?"
Now is the time!
Diana!
”Without giving the Laughing Bat any more chance to laugh, a crawling black light corpse behind the Laughing Bat suddenly exploded, and a woman jumped out of the shriveled skin, she leaped a short distance at a very fast speed, and the Vulcan Sword drew a beautiful arc, slashing the Laughing Bat with a sword!