The last time I visited the island nation was a few decades ago, not long after the end of World War II, when Knell and Monac came to Roppongi.At that time, the coast was full of American military clubs, and the streets were full of panpans begging for food with their bodies, and a deformed society was displayed under the lights.Now, the difference is not much, but there are more neon lights on the streets, the music is louder, and the girls who stand on the streets to make money don't wear kimonos anymore, but wear cute sailor suits and bubble socks.It's still the same nightclub spot it used to be, and it's completely different from the American side."
Roppongi, I've been to Japan many times, but I've never been here to play."
Deadpool's eyes were not enough, and the colorful lights reflected his mask in a dazzling light: "I watched the series of "The King", why didn't I expect it!
”As he spoke, he also banged his fist on the head in frustration, as if regretting his lack of memory."
The female publicist in the store is different from the aid girl outside, they are all PUA masters, and you can't eat it even if you spend money."
Death Knell has changed into Goro's face in "Lonely Gourmet" this time, and the strangulation has also changed into a black long coat: "Since you know Japanese, go and inquire about the news, at the moment we only know that someone has detonated a nuclear bomb in Fukushima, you go and ask what the ordinary people on the street think about it, I will wait for you in the noodle restaurant over there." ”After saying that, the death knell walked to the side of the street, where the stall selling udon noodles had been turned into a small restaurant decades ago, and the red hanging curtain still had the word 'noodles' written on it.It's just that the boss is not the rickety man he used to be, and the current store manager looks a little similar to that person, maybe it's a son or grandson.Udon noodles are not only soy sauce, but also fish plates and eggs.Sitting at the bar, looking at the TV hanging from the ceiling, listening to the diners also discussing the nuclear explosion incident just now, Su Ming just pricked up his ears."
Why is this happening?
Isn't Milicon still not satisfied with us?
”One of the Japanese customers who dined looked worried, he was dressed in a nice suit, carrying a high-end watch made by Wilson Enterprises, and he was able to come to Roppongi to play in the evening, indicating that he should be considered a wealthy man.Why do rich people come to such small shops?
This is normal, and the emperor still likes to eat pickles."
Well, who says it's not, and I don't know which bastard in the government angered the adults of the United States, but this atomic bomb fell on the heads of our civilians."
The other diner seemed to be on par with him, and rarely answered.In general, Japanese people don't answer this way when they're away from home, because it can cause trouble to others and is considered rude.If you want to join the topic, you have to apologize first, that's the problem."
The place where I read the news is in Fukushima, isn't it a nuclear power plant leak?"
The owner of the restaurant used a bamboo basket to scoop noodles and shook the water, and at the same time accosted the regular customers in an inquiring tone."
No, boss, even if the nuclear power plant leaks, the concentration of material and the number of neutrons in it are not enough to cause a chain explosion."
The first guest to speak seemed to have a bad appetite, and the noodles didn't reach their mouths for half a day: "We've all seen mushroom clouds on the news, which can only be caused by weapons-grade nuclear bombs." ”"In other words, at present, the only people who can use nuclear weapons casually are the adults of the United States, right?"
Another guest agreed, squeaking the chopsticks in his hand: "It must be that our attitude is not respectful enough, so they punish us, who is disrespectful to Mirikan?"
Damn!
”"Who else?
Isn't it just ......"
The diner in front of him stretched out a finger, pointed to the ceiling, and winked vaguely: "They are not greedy enough, and they are always talking about catching up with the British and the United States and gaining economic independence, isn't this just a warning!"
”The expressions of the diners in the "Alas......" small shop are very complicated, not worried, but more like helplessness and confusion.After the defeat in World War II, out of the worship of the strong, they have been making dogs for the United States, and now they dare not bare their teeth when they are knocked with a stick, they can only let out a whining and mournful sound, and continue to suck noodles here.Su Ming, who had been eavesdropping, was holding his arms on the counter seat, looking like he was also one of the worried customers, but he was actually thinking about something.According to the information we have heard so far, the Japanese people are unanimous that the United States did the nuclear attack, and the reasons have been found, which is very interesting.But a little mental analysis basically ruled out this possibility, because it would not bring any benefit to American politicians or the military.If it was to blow up some city on the side of the woolly bear, it was possible that some madman was planning to play World War III.But this small island country has been a dog without a backbone for decades, and the United States has been beckoning it to come and go, so what's the point of knocking it again?"
Guest, your noodles are ready, please use them slowly."
A large bowl was placed in front of the disguised death knell."
Oh, thank you for your hospitality."
Fake Goro squeezed out a polite smile.The noodles came up quickly, and without the interference of Deadpool's smell, the noodles seemed to have become a lot more delicious, and it felt really good to eat a bowl of noodles after drinking so much wine.After a few sips and another mouthful of soup, Su Ming walked to the door to settle the bill with the proprietress, and when he walked out of the small restaurant, he saw Deadpool walking around under the street lamp not far away, and he was also buttoning the advertisements on the wall next to him with his fingers."
How's it going, what did you find out?"
Death Knell came behind his cousin, his coat still dark in the neon light.Wade turned around, and a pair of small eyes on the mask narrowed: "I suspect that this is a terrorist attack, although the people I inquired about think that the United States did it, but my very smart ass thinks it's wrong, it's screaming, let me aim the chrysanthemum at outer space." ”Under the street lamp, Knell's brain automatically completed the translation of nonsense: "So, you think this is not just a terrorist attack, the attacker is also from space?"
”"What?
No, I just want the chrysanthemums to bask in the moon. ”Deadpool shook his head and asked angrily, "Is there something wrong?"
Don't I even have the right to bask in the moon?
You call me Britney when I'm useful, throw me aside when it's useless, and don't take me with you to eat udon, both me and my chrysanthemum need to be treated more fairly, do you know how pleasure you feel when the whole noodle comes out of my cancerous intestines?
You ......""
Poof!"
Faced with an endless stream of disgusting nonsense, the owl dagger plunged into the rotting abdominal cavity once more, and subconsciously turned a few times.No way, this is the mercenary instinct, and the action of stabbing people with a dagger comes with a rotation."
My hand slipped, and I never called you Britney."
Su Ming calmly pulled out the dagger, shook off the blood stains on it, dragged Wade's back by the neck, and walked into the dark alley to leave."
Slippery again?
DC is so dark......"
Deadpool clutched his belly and shook his head with emotion.