"Oh God!
What did I do to punish me like this?!
”At the same time, Tony covered his heart, leaning against the dusty table and chair with a pale face, his new high-end suit covered in dust and vomit, perhaps from just rolling on the floor.However, this warehouse had already been purchased by him at his expense, so he could get out as much as he wanted, and the drunkard had already gone home with a check to celebrate.But something unexpected happened, Peter, who also watched the curse video, did not vomit at all, but instead dragged the progress bar of the virtual projection back and forth with a curious face."
Jarvis, help me...
Take note of the memo, and later inside the suit...
Add a device that can suction vomit, turn off the disgusting voice, or give this kid a pair of headphones or something. ”Tony said with difficulty, not even daring to look directly at the video being fiddled with by Peter, instead choosing to look at the dark corner of the warehouse.He was glad that when he saw the video, he immediately sensed that something was wrong with the music, and immediately rolled out of his suit, otherwise it would be troublesome to clean up.The empty shell suit standing next to him raised one arm to play the video, and replied in a mechanical voice: "Yes sir, the video sound has been blocked." ”Tony didn't dare to look up, just looked at Spider-Man's heels and the hamburger leaves he spit out, and asked a little unbalancedly, "Peter, don't you feel any discomfort?"
Is it that kind of feeling that there's something in your stomach and it tickles you?
”Spit it, you spit it too, so everyone will be the same!
However, the worm's voice was very relaxed, and there were some puzzled questions: "Why is it uncomfortable?"
This is a video of Deadpool wrestling with a clump of alien anemones with three heads, which I thought was quite interesting. ”Tony, who lowered his head, his pupils instantly constricted at this time!
His brilliant brain and the only remaining sanity made him understand, because Peter didn't know what was about men and women, so he didn't understand the video, and there were no disgusting associations in his head.Treat the indescribably disgusting video as a funny video, and he can even find fun in it and make a broken mouth comment, this is Spider-Man!
Tony only felt bitter in his mouth, could this be the back wave?
Just as his appearance caused the older generation of masked vigilantes to retire in large numbers, he will also be photographed to death on the beach by the younger generation......"
What about you......
Do you see something?
”"Well, the playing field seems to be on the moon, because you can see the blue fluorescent earth outside the background window, and there are a lot of black crystals in this big room, and Deadpool even stabbed the monster's nostrils with obelisk-like crystals, which is so funny."
Peter didn't know why Tony was throwing up, it was obviously a fun video, although he wasn't quite sure if the two big holes were nostrils, so let's take it as well.After all, it's normal for aliens in TV movies to look weird."
Turn off the video, Jarvis."
Tony closed his eyes and calmed down his emotions, but he still vomited again before he spoke: "I see, since Deadpool has appeared, then the people outside the camera must be the death knell, this bad old man is very bad, what kind of hell is this plan, is it to spread this kind of thing on the Internet to exterminate humanity?"
”Yes, the extinction of human beings, people who have watched this ghost movie will probably have psychological shadows, and it is estimated that they will not want to carry out reproduction activities for a long time in the future."
I don't understand, why do you see Deadpool and make sure Deathstroke is there?"
The video was turned off, and the little worm still looked a little unsatisfied, and the mask "I investigated Deadpool, he's a mercenary, you wouldn't expect him to do such a troublesome thing without any benefit, right?"
And as far as I know, he can't fly, only the death knell he calls his cousin has the power to send him to the moon, if you're sure it's on the moon. ”Tony retched as he spoke, feeling the reactor in his chest hurt a little.It occurred to him that he might have to go for surgery to get the shrapnel out, or the next time he accidentally saw Deadpool do something disgusting, he would die on the spot.The spider scratched its head and recalled what it saw: "It shouldn't be wrong, the height of the flight and the time of fall can calculate the gravitational factor, because there is a weightless fighting process in the video, and they are ...... in the air""Gross!
No!
Don't describe!
”Tony stretched out a hand, quickly stopped Peter, turned his head and vomited for a while, and said with a pale face: "I believe you, don't mention this matter again, let's go, let's go to Stark Mansion, I'll take you to the moon." ”"Really?!"
Peter jumped for joy and flipped his head like a monkey in celebration: "Are you saying you actually have a spaceship too, but you can take me for a ride?"
Is it particularly luxurious like a science fiction movie?
It's the kind that can swish and shoot lasers, and by the way, can you bring a few of my friends along?
”However, Tony shattered the child's dream, he wiped his mustache, and slowly paced into the open suit on the side: "No, I'm going back to the building to find the previously designed graded rocket, and then put you and me into the suit, and then tie it to the rocket and launch it......
But don't worry, the moon is so big, there's no way I'm going to miss it. ”After careful calculations and self-confidence, Tony was confident that the suit he had built would stand up to the wear and tear of entering and exiting the atmosphere, and that the insulation and insulation should be fine.It was only Peter who asked another crucial question, and he spread his hands: "But how are we going to get back?"
Your current suit flies at a speed of about Mach 8, almost 9,792 kilometers per hour, maybe it can be faster in a vacuum environment, but the average distance between the Earth and the Moon is 380,000 kilometers, and it takes 39 hours to fly back from the moon......
"Xueba is Xueba, not only constant, mental arithmetic is also very fast, and the little spider comes with his mouth open."
Iron Man's mouth under the mask tilted to the side, and he was silent for a moment: "Jarvis, write down one more memo and remember to remind me to hurry up and develop the Jump Engine." ”"Sir, you took note of this five years ago, do you need to cover or raise the priority?
Putting it at the top of your party and vacation agenda?
”Jarvis was thoughtful and also pointed out some language loopholes, as it was a repetitive instruction, and Tony always gave similar repetitive instructions.Every time he asked it to memorize something in the memo, after three days of enthusiasm, he left it alone, except for the development of a new suit, Tony preferred to eat, drink and be merry.Looking at Peter's disgusted gaze on the side, Tony's beard trembled: "Don't embarrass me when someone else is around!"
You're my smart butler, not a stand-up comedian, huh!
Go home!
”