"This little green man's name is Odeh, and he is an alien who has come to blow up the earth, and I heard that he did it because of an oracle of some god."
Su Ming also came down the steps, and did not continue to compare with Agomoto: "I invited you to come just to solve this problem, mortals want to destroy the earth, of course there is an ordinary person like me to deal with it, but if the god behind him wants to destroy the earth, don't you have to show a little bit?"
”"Oh?
The earth is the source of all mysteries in the universe, and I have seen many gods who want to occupy the earth, and it is the first time I have heard of anyone who is willing to destroy it. ”Hoggs bared his teeth and showed a smile that seemed to be not a smile, and it stretched out its huge claws made of energy, grabbing the alien on the ground: "Look me in the eye and tell me what your evil god is called!"
”Odd's strength is not even dust to Hoggs, and he can't resist this kind of command from the soul level, which is a control technique similar to saying what he says.In the language of the Broken Lands, he uttered a mouthful name, presumably the name of the god they worshipped.Hoggs threw the alien into the dust, transformed into a human-sized green worm, and squirmed to the death knell with a hookah canister: "We have never heard of this god, and in this universe, a god we don't know means that there is no god." ”The three of Emperor Weishan were able to communicate directly without words, and what he meant was that Ao Shutu didn't know that there was such a god.And as one of the original ancient gods, Ao Shutu knows a lot of things, and she is not under the World Tree."
Are you sure, big guy?"
Su Ming handed Da Qingworm a cigarette, lit it for him again, and patted the soft and glutinous body: "Why don't you think about it again?"
Are there any homonyms or similar syllable arrangements?
”"What do you think?"
Hoggs laughed angrily, its tentacles clutching the cigarette and expertly flicking the ashes: "Come, you tell me, what god will be called 'Squeak Gi Gu Midwinter' God?"
I know you've always been cautious, but that's too cautious!
”Yes, the name that Odd said just now was such a string of syllables, and this was what Su Ming read from the head of his dead wife.Although it is a little funny, it sounds like the high priest made up a lie......
But don't ask Emperor Weishan, can't you be sure after all?
What if there really is a funny god with that name?"
That's fine, thank you guys, I know what to do next."
But now that Su Ming has the answer, things have become a lot easier.Seeing that Odeh's green face turned pale, it was time to send him on his way.Ye Gong Haolong should mean this, Aode has always worshiped a 'god' made up by the top of their empire to control thoughts and people's hearts, an idol.But now that he saw the real god, he was so frightened that he couldn't move for a while.What a tragedy."
You'd better know what to do."
Hoggs lowered his voice, and the eyes on the top of the big green worm's head glanced at Wanda, as if hinting at something: "I like you very much, you must not mistake yourself, time becomes blurry, you must be careful about the future." ”"I understand, thank you, you can take this bottle of wine too."
Su Ming took out another bottle of wine and handed it to the green worm, after all, Hoggs has a wide range of hobbies, and he is much easier to deal with than Aoshutu.A satisfied smile appeared on Hoggess's face: "Okay, then we'll go, and next time don't burn paper money, remember!"
”The green worm rose into the air and re-transformed into a huge tiger's head, and the illusion of the Trinity Emperor Weishan lit up, and then gradually dissipated into the air.And at this time, there were pieces of 'relieved' breathing around them.Except for the Black Bolt King, he still didn't open his mouth, but his nostrils were wide open.Su Ming shook his head and walked in front of Aode: "Do you understand now?"
”"......" was thrown casually by Hoggs, and the seriously injured Odd lay on the ground, and he couldn't say anything."
You've been deceived all your life, your wife has been deceived, and all of you live under the lies of the top, called theocratic totalitarianism, which is really backward enough."
Deathbell took the scimitar handed over by Strangler: "Ready to surrender and die?"
Or do you want to struggle a little more?
”"Warriors don't surrender without a fight, this time I'm going to fight for myself."
Odd struggled to his feet, he wielded his broadsword: "Will you take revenge on my planet?"
That beautiful place. ”"You want to destroy my planet and ask me this question?"
Deathbell's face was expressionless, and his voice came from under the mask: "I'll give you a chance to use the sword, in your wife's heart, you have the most brilliant swordsmanship in the whole clan, I want to see it." ”Odd's palm touched the blade of the sword, and when he heard the name of his wife, he even smiled a little, but it looked a little ugly on the crocodile's face."
If you're satisfied with my swordsmanship, can you spare my planet?
My wife wants me to save everyone and I want to be a hero one last time. ”"Out of the sword."
Su Ming raised his scimitar and took a stance.And the next second, it was a slash of swords.In a flash of golden light, Odd's headless body fell to the dust, and the great sword rolled down not far away, cyan blood flowing down the footprints on the ground.Su Ming threw the head in his hand up and down, and tilted his mouth speechlessly, sure enough, the advertisement could not be believed.This so-called swordsmanship, except for the strength and sink, can't find any other advantages, and it is not even as good as the 'New Year's Greeting Sword Technique' that Su Ming himself improvised back then."
You're useless when you give you a chance......
Strangulation. ”He threw the head behind him, and the small bean sprouts that emerged from his shoulder instantly turned into a black tentacle dragon, biting it and swallowing it.In an instant, a large amount of information poured into the host's mind."
Tsk, he obviously wondered many times if the god existed, and whether everything was a high-level deception, but the ignorant religious education he received since he was a child still killed him."
Su Ming shook his head and walked over to his cousin and the two girls, while also chatting with the strangulation."
Huh."
Strangulation means it's normal, the universe is so big, any kind of country will have it, and no matter how smart people are, there will always be weaknesses, isn't this what the host often says?
Su Ming touched the head of the bean sprouts, looking at the white crescent moon and narrowing his eyes into a slit: "You're right, let's pass the coordinates to Sepulk next." ”The four of them on the moon stood together again, Daisy and Wanda hugging each other in celebration while Wade was snorting."
This guy is weak, I thought it was another Batman."
He began to think about hindsight again, speaking in a cheap tone, and gesturing everywhere with his fingers stained with boogers: "I knew that I should have been on it, and I didn't need to be called Emperor Weishan, I used to be a left front kick and a right hook fist, guaranteed to beat this guy to death." ”"Pull the mask off, it's time for us to go, the problem hasn't been solved yet."
Su Ming knocked on his head and said angrily."
What's the problem?"
Wade put his finger in his mouth and snorted, obediently pulling, skr. ”"Since that god does not exist, where did the high priest know the location of the earth?
The Shattered Lands is in an extragalactic galaxy tens of millions of light-years away from us, who told him the coordinates of the Earth?
”Su Ming turned his head in disgust, no longer looking at Wade's chirping movements, but told the problem.Deadpool sighed, and the fingers he had just shivered just now went to buckle his butt again, and he had a sad but somewhat refreshing complex expression: "Understood, sure enough, there is still a higher level of mastermind behind the scenes, alas, it is getting harder and harder to make money now." ”