"Wow, that's fast."
Back in the blink of an eye, Deadpool rubbed his belt against the metal belt and squeaked.However, the cable had a serious expression, and reached out to take the belt back: "I can't play with you now, it's not the time yet." ”"I hate this kind of thing the most, it's like when I have a stomach upset, there are people in every pit in the public toilet, and when I bang on the door to urge them, they will say this and make me want to kill someone."
Deadpool hugged his arm, standing on the roof of a tall building and looking into the distance, the horizon was full of neon lights, and the tall buildings were like uneven teeth: "......
Also, you're mentally ill, huh?
What are you doing by teleporting us to such a high place?
Let's go down, the wind is big."
Not wanting to know what Deadpool was playing with others in the public restroom, the strong-handed man just grabbed him and said in a deep voice, "Our goal is right underfoot, do you have a plan?"
”"Wait, is it so fast?
People are not mentally prepared yet. ”Deadpool squirmed and drew circles on the ground on his toes: "I'm in the back of my head right now, it's like there's a whole bunch of people having a prom, and kids are bringing guns and marijuana in, and everybody is incontinent."
In order to prevent them from defecating in the open, can you first tell us where you are from?
”"I was born in the 31st century, but before I came here, I was there a few other points in time."
Cable, apparently aware of Deadpool's flaws, was prepared: "That's when we became friends and fought together in World War II. ”"Oh, oh, wait, although my cousin said that many things will change after the universe is upgraded, and there are often situations that I can't think of, but you said I went to World War II?"
Deadpool pointed to his face, then shook his head: "Impossible, if I can go back in time, then I will kill the mustache directly, there will be no World War II at all." ”Cable's mechanical eyes glowed brightly, scanning the buildings beneath his feet, and replied softly, "The world has indeed changed, and the Universe Ascension has done some kind of renewal and self-improvement of the timeline, and you did think so, but the Supreme Mage has 'kindly' educated you, and it is the same in thousands of timelines, forbidding you to change the big events. ”Wade lowered his head, the bleak moonlight cast his shadow on the ground, it looked so bleak, and he said softly, "It's cousin again, right?"
He seems to be everywhere, and I feel so much pain in my belly button when I think about it. ”"But if you don't break his rules, people won't even know that he exists, and maybe that's his protection for you.Besides, I'm afraid that my presence here is also his acquiescence. ”The cable patted Deadpool on the shoulder, but he didn't dislike it at all, and he didn't show signs of nausea or nausea: "Okay, I'm done with the digression, are you ready to kill Dr.
Dwarf?"
”Wade showed a black question mark face: "Who?"
I don't remember having people with disabilities on my kill list. ”"Bolívar Trask, a dastardly mad gnome, the one who developed the Sentinel Robot."
Cable pulled out a picture of the burnt edges, which was obviously taken secretly, and Dr.
Dwarf's face was crossed with a big red pen: "We must eliminate him at this point in time, otherwise the fate of the mutants in the future will be very worrying." ”"Gnomes are disabled, and killing a disabled person is not so beneficial to my film rating, and I can't even tell if I'm a mutant or not.I can't say kill him, I'll kill him, I have to look at the future first, if I don't kill him, the future will be 'duang', very dark, very bright......"
Deadpool's two hands were gesturing in front of him, dancing wildly, and finally the hand that had nowhere to put it was a heart.Cables knew what Deadpool was thinking, and he knew this person, so he didn't talk nonsense, and took out three wades of money directly from the pocket on the armed belt: "This is 30,000 dollars, and the mercenaries want a 30% deposit in advance, I understand the rules." ”The money was swooped away, and Deadpool dipped the blood from the abscess on his chest, and began to count the money quickly: "Since you know this rule, why don't you take the money out earlier, you are so bad!"
Okay, you just say how do you want him to die?
While I don't have a clear set grading like my cousin, how about disemboweling the badass dwarf, strangled him after tying it with his intestines in a pool of blood, taking all the other internal organs out of your stomach and bringing it back to make wine, and then hanging the empty shell corpse outside this building?
”“......
Just kill the ordinary ones, and you don't need to add these extra items. ”Denso gritted his teeth, revealing a look of disgust.There's no need, whipping corpses is typical of overkill, only psychopathic love does that."
Cut, have you seen through it.....
Suck and slip. ”Deadpool spits quietly, but forgets to take off the mask again, so he can only suck it back. ..............................."
What is this?"
Still in the old apartment, Hela, dressed in full costume, pointed to an electrical appliance and asked Daisy with curiosity on her face."
It's a game console."
Daisy continued to call Knell's phone with a helpless face, and while listening to the unanswered prompt, she reluctantly explained to Hela: "This is a Wilson PS4, because the PS7 will be released this year, and Sophie upstairs gave me the old style that was eliminated." ”Yes, Thor and Loki didn't come, but Hela came in their place.I don't know if it was because of the boredom caused by too long in Asgard, or if there were other plans, Hela actually asked Loki, who was holding the Eternal Spear, to return to Asgard to govern, and she followed Daisy back to New York, saying that she was going to spend a few days on vacation.Hela knew Deathknell and said that she had traveled with him and had been to Earth before.But I don't know when her so-called past was, because the current god-king doesn't seem to know anything, and is curious about everything."
Game consoles?"
Hela wiped her head with both hands, the spider-shaped hair crown that stood up high was smoothed out, turned into a long black straight, and the gorgeous clothes on her body were changed to more homely black robes, and she sat down in front of the game console: "Since it's a game, can I play it?"
”"I suspect you're knowingly asking, Deathstroke has a business relationship with Warnerheim, and you're sure you've seen this thing before."
Daisy put away her phone, her eyes became sharp, and she stretched out her finger to tell the truth: "You have not only seen, but also played, and even become addicted to the game, this is the reason why you don't see anyone in the Golden Palace every day!"
”At this moment, Daisy is like a detective possessed, and she can see through everything based on the subtle movements of Hela picking up the handle!
Seeing that she was recognized by the female Thor, Hela didn't pretend anymore, turned on the TV and game console very skillfully, and began to log in to her account beautifully, and continued to save on the cloud: "What can I do?"
Being a god-king is too boring, sitting on the throne every day to deal with all kinds of government affairs, Fenrir and Tyr can't help me at all, and Frigga and Sif have a daily entertainment of practicing martial arts and watching plays, which is boring to the point of being boring. ”Daisy crooked her mouth and walked to the side of the sofa and sat down: "So now you three brothers and sisters don't actually want to be god kings?"
”"I used to think, to be honest, before I knew Deathstroke, I had a lot of plans, about how to kill Odin, kill Thor and Loki, and take the throne to rule that kingdom myself......"
Hela skillfully manipulated the characters in the game, went to the store to buy equipment, and replied very calmly: "But Deathstroke and I made a deal, saying that as long as we cooperate with him, we can become the god-king without much effort."
He did, but I sat in that position and realized it wasn't what I wanted. ”"Oh?"
Daisy put away the snack bag on the table and threw it in the trash can to the side."
Administering a kingdom of the living is much more troublesome than the kingdom of the dead that I once presided, and I have to take care of the living, feed them, live with them, attend weddings and funerals of strangers, because of what famous warrior is I?
The tens of millions of souls in Valhalla are even more noisy every day, annoying to death!
I really don't know how Odin survived. ”After buying the character's equipment and going to replenish some potions, Hela spits bitter water while controlling the character in the picture with a huge weapon running around the village.Daisy looked at the Skrull standing in the corner, and then at Cosmo lying on his stomach: "So, the women of the Aesir Protoss are no different from our Earth women, sometimes they just don't know what they want?"
”"It's pretty much the same, but there's one difference, and that's that in our tradition, the stronger the man, the more women there should be."
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Hela turned her head, looked at Daisy's little face, and reached out to pinch it: "Speaking of which, Misti is also from Asgard, don't you have any thoughts about the death knell?"
She'll definitely just be happy and won't mind. ”Daisy's eyes widened, and she didn't know what to say for a moment.But just as Hela was waiting to watch the play with a gossip expression, there was a sudden sound of crazy laughter outside the window, like someone flying down the street, quickly approaching this side."
Something is wrong outside, I'll see."
Thor, the goddess found an excuse and ran to the window.Hela's eyes narrowed, the smile on her face faded, she was very upset that someone had disturbed her entertainment......