"I roll, I roll, I climb."
In the dark office building, Deadpool is talking to the non-existent audience while performing all kinds of tactical movements, moving back and forth between office desks: "Have you learned?
Finding cover is the first step to survival on the modern urban battlefield, you must make sure that you hide your head well, bow your head is the most critical, whether you can see the enemy is another matter, when shooting, you only need to guess where the opponent is, and then reach out to suppress the strafing fire. ”This was all learned by him as a boy soldier in Africa, where the black uncles would always fire from behind cover in unexpected positions.While explaining, he also made movements, such as putting his head on the ground and raising his buttocks high.Because of the limited area on the side of this small table, he could only curl up and hide, covering his head and not covering the other side.Straker's office building is very spacious, with thousands of square meters on the first floor, and the floor is so dark that you can't even see your fingers, and can only be lit by a little genius children's watch, and his target is the chairman's office in the middle of the floor.There was light there, and the gnome shouldn't have gotten off work yet, and the staff here had been chased away.Some Granddesk bosses have this habit of evicting all employees after closing the door and counting the money in the office themselves.As if someone sees a banknote, or someone hears the sound of coins clashing, then he loses."
It's no wonder that the futuristic man chose this point in time to do it, the perfect time."
Even someone like Deadpool, who doesn't care about timing, thinks it's great, and he squirms forward on the ground, avoiding the imaginary laser siren, "Why don't I give him a project?"
Kill one get one free?
Does that dwarf have a wife and children?
”"......" non-existent audience said something to him."
Dead early?
Not now?
Then kill his gardener, and in my experience, if the average rich and powerful middle-aged man has no wife or lover, then he must have a leg with a sturdy gardener.It's either a driver, or a personal doctor, in short, it's definitely a man, the kind that can make him stand up obediently. ”Deadpool fumbled his waistbag, pulled out a small pistol, and gently twisted the silencer as he spoke loudly, triumphantly sharing his 'wisdom'.The silk fanny pack was given by his cousin, who had been keeping it in his trouser pocket, but when he was swimming in the Ganges, he lost his pants and he had only time to pull it out."
This old iron asked well, what if I kill the wrong person?
Actually, it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong, I give a killing quota, purely because I want to hand over the cable to this friend, he knows that I killed one more person for him, he will definitely be very moved, and the more innocent that person is, the more moved he is, you taste, carefully taste, quack quack......
"Imitating cockroaches crawling is a little tired, he simply put the gun in his mouth, his limbs were completely relaxed, and he began to squirm like a caterpillar by the strength of his waist and hips.That's right, although you can't see it, but there are definitely monitoring and alarm devices overhead, and only in this way is the safest way to move forward!
He believed so.However, at this moment, a man suddenly ran from behind, bending over like a ninja, and swooped past Deadpool's side and ran towards the office."
I'm going to go!
It's a foul. ”Deadpool also got up and ran, "I'll come first!"
Wait, let me kill the dwarf, can you make up the gun?
”Running in front of him was a figure dressed in black, looking like a bank robber, with two holes in his mask, revealing only a pair of eyes, and spit out the fragrance when he turned his head: "Silly X, are you thinking about fart?"
This business is mine!
”Being scolded for being stupid X, Deadpool is not angry at all, his attention is completely out of this area, because this black shadow is a girl!
Although I can't see the face, the voice is very good, and the body can barely see that it is hot in the dark, which is enough.Accelerate and run, stretch out your black hand, and the opponent's ass is only a few centimeters from the tip of the claw......
Suddenly, Deadpool stepped on a banana peel and fell with a chirp."
Hey, why are there banana peels here?"
He spit the gun out of his mouth, spit out a few more teeth, rubbed his knees and got up: "This cleaning company is too bad, bad review." ”After saying all this nonsense, he continued to chase the woman in front of him, it didn't matter what task he didn't do, he just wanted to ask what the other party's name was and if he could make an appointment.But at this moment, the person who was running in front suddenly stopped, because in the other direction, a third person appeared, a woman holding two revolvers.One shot at the Shadow Man, the other at Deadpool, and the third man let out a hearty laugh: "If you don't want to die, get away, this dwarf is my target." ”Deadpool sighed and turned his head to the air on the other side, "By the way, how many people did this unlucky dwarf provoke?"
Why do you have to queue up to kill him?
How many mercenaries and assassins are active in New York right now?
This involution is a bit serious......"
The three of them froze in front of Straker's office door, anyway, they were not in a hurry, after all, there was only this door, and this house was a very simple 'mouth' structure, right in the middle of this floor.The black shadow took off her hood, revealing a black and white face, looking a bit like a giant panda's face, she smiled slightly: "I bet you can't shoot me." ”"Oh?"
The blonde woman in the cowboy hat raised the muzzle of the gun, and the huge upper girth shook with it, and Deadpool's eyes almost jumped out, and he kept spitting.Then I heard the cowboy say, "Are you betting that I don't have bullets in my gun?"
Honey, this is the Colt revolver, are there any bullets that can be seen from the magazine, right?
”The black and white girl also took out her gun like magic, one at the cowboy and the other at Deadpool, she said indifferently: "There are six bullets in the magazine, I saw it, but I bet you will shoot and blow it up." ”The atmosphere became solemn, and the two women squinted at each other, and neither of them acted rashly."
You two beauties are really tough."
And Wade wiped his nosebleed, he also raised the 'gun' and bent down between the two: "Don't get excited, everyone, in case it is not good, does anyone know me?"
”"Deadpool, I know you, a regular at Sister Margaret's Bar."
The black-and-white-faced girl spoke first, glancing at Deadpool's crotch with a smile, it was the first time she had seen someone wearing open crotch pants and going out bare-chested to do a task.The cowgirl kept staring into the black and white girl's eyes, and of course her gaze fell on the part of Deadpool.Unlike the former, she smiled and licked her lips, and swallowed her saliva: "I also know your name, and I have also watched the film you starred in, is there a full version?"
”"There is time for fans to sign the matter and discuss it together, you can sign wherever you want and how you want."
Deadpool smiled smugly, rubbed the dead skin on his body, and said quickly: "Since you all know me, why don't you talk about a condition, how about we cooperate?"
Anyway, our employer should not be the same person, so there is room for manipulation.The panda took the heart, the cowboy took the head, and I took a little effort to take away his headless corpse. ”The two girls thought for a while, and slowly put down the weapons in their hands, the panda girl didn't care, anyway, she was very confident in her luck.This time it must not be the same employer, and there must be no such thing as commission sharing."
My name is Domino, a hired assassin, and I've only recently come to New York."
The woman with a black eye hole said.The cowgirl also tapped the brim of her hat with the barrel of her gun, and turned to look at the light-filled office, as if looking at a treasure chest with a slit open, and replied casually: "Outlaw, mercenary, Texan." ”Seeing that the relationship between the two women had eased, Wade rubbed his hands happily, and also raised his small pistol and stood in the middle of the position, ready to kick the door: "Then everyone has reached a consensus, payday is here, baby!"
”He laughed and kicked the door open, and the red shirt he wore as pants fluttered like a skirt!
But inside the door was not a panicked dwarf, but a silver-white giant robot, folded in the corner like moving mercury, and immediately began to expand and deform after seeing a few people, turning into a killing weapon, and also emitted an electronic sound: "X gene detected, the target is a mutant invader, the killing program is activated, and the ability is being adapted." ”"Ahh......h ”In the next second, the two girls dodged to the left and right respectively, and Deadpool, who was unable to avoid it, was beaten into a rag by the dense metal storm.