Cables looked at the strange courier a little speechlessly, and shook his head slightly, even he knew it was Knell's men.Seeing Deadpool's true face and not throwing up, he was either a complete madman, or he used to vomit every day, and he was used to vomiting, and he developed a twisted and perverted resistance.Because he himself practiced it this way, on a timeline that has been abandoned.Looking at Deadpool's behavior of taking the initiative to tip, it should be the latter, after all, this slut is famous for his indefatigable efforts, and he is only a little generous to acquaintances.Want to fool Deadpool?
It's also easy to say, as long as you find someone to pretend to be a customer service call, lie to him and say that he won a prize, and since then there is an exclusive courier service or something.Winning, limited, exclusive, discount.These words are temptations that Deadpool can't resist, and he's sure to say yes.But in fact, this exclusive courier should be the stalker arranged by the Supreme Mage, a professionally trained agent.However, Deadpool didn't know that he was under the surveillance of Big Brother, but on the contrary, he found the delivery very convenient......
Shaking his head and deciding not to care about the matter between the two brothers, the strong man re-carried the big gun, and put his iron hand on the shoulder of Deadpool, who counted the money: "I'm afraid you won't be able to drink this meal tonight, do you know why I chose to meet you here?"
”"Isn't it because it's remote enough that black and black movies are filmed here?"
Deadpool put the mask back on, his small white eyes blinked, looking very innocent, and then laughed weirdly: "I think it's because you covet my beauty." ”After saying that, he also twisted and danced the hula."......"
Cables was speechless, and was interrupted by Deadpool like this, and suddenly forgot what he was going to say, and could only try to squeeze the words out between his teeth: "Soon there will be Skrull fake Avengers members who will pass by here, they will want to kill you, and you will know when the time comes." ”"Wait, this place is so remote, why did you encounter an alien enemy so coincidentally?"
Deadpool's eyes narrowed, he felt something was wrong."
It's not a coincidence, it's a foreshadowing for you to meet Domino, and now a lot of people want to catch Super Skrull Squad, so meeting them is considered a kind of 'good luck', and you're lucky enough."
Wade turned his head to look at the panda girl, and Domino spread his hands: "I said, this is a superpower.""
But wasn't it your arrangement for Domino and I to meet?"
Deadpool sighed and rubbed his finger towards the cable, "If it weren't for you changing the timeline, I wouldn't be here, you see, don't you mean it?"
”"It's not interesting, the history I know is the history that has changed, and your appearance here is the end of the timeline, no matter where you hide now, the Skrulls who represent the big bounty will be encountered by you, this is the inevitable in countless accidents, and it is also the application of chaos theory in mathematics."
Cables lowered his arm and slapped Deadpool's little hand asking for money off by the way."
I don't understand what the hell you mean, tell me more about the bounty."
Deadpool's eyes become the symbol of $, and he is still a little interested in this.The one-eyed and dark strong man knew that this would be the case, and he smiled slightly: "I can only say that the famous billionaire who is chasing this group of Skrulls now, your old friend Tony Stark, I don't need to teach the rest, right?"
”"When I heard the name of this mustache, I knew that trouble was coming again, how should I spend all that money?
Hey, hey, hey......"
Wade laughed like crazy, and even his fingers made a very six-and-seven gesture uncontrollably: "When are they coming?"
Let me bury a mine first!
”“3......”"
Three minutes?
It should be enough. ”Deadpool rummaged through his pockets and pulled out all sorts of miscellaneous items like yellow ducks, mayonnaise, tickles, teething sticks, and so on.“2......”"
Isn't it?
Isn't that old-fashioned?
Although the countdown meme is very classic, it is really not suitable to play now, why didn't you tell me earlier?
”The plastic banana in Deadpool's hand falls to the ground, rolling a few distances away."
It's late, people are already here, I'll go first, it's better for people in the future not to participate in front-line battles, you know."
As soon as the cable slapped the belt, 'Bryn' disappeared in an instant, and only the blue glow remained on the retinas of the three of them."
I don't understand!
Fack!
”Seeing half a team of Avengers turn around on the street corner not far away, and when he found that the three of them were blocking each other's roads in the alley, Deadpool shook his head, he picked up the little yellow duck on the ground and pinched it.The tranquility of the night was shattered by a rattling sound.He looked at Captain America on the other side, "You're Skrull, aren't you?"
Everyone's head is worth a lot?
I don't mean anything else, I just don't want to admit the wrong person in vain, I still have activities tonight. ”Several people on the opposite side were obviously stunned for a moment, and the person in the lead originally put on a smiling face and wanted to come up to talk, but the smile stiffened on his face."
You've seen through it, Deadpool, we just wanted to pass through here, but now we have to kill you!
Do it!
”After the other party's standard English was finished, the leader waved his hand, and these fake heroes immediately pounced, bullets, bows and arrows, and shields, all of which greeted Deadpool's face.Wade rolled around and hid behind Domino, and sure enough, there was no threat to his attack, but he found himself as if he had been caught in the wire again.Originally, these aliens just wanted to get by, but because of their own questioning, they turned into a direct war.The cable guy must be hiding something.I can't get angry yet, because it's all money, wouldn't it be nice to catch someone first and then sell it to Tony?
One person will set one million, and there are five here, even if you share it among three people, it will be a lot of money."
them!"
Deadpool beckoned the outsider and Domino to go together, three to five, and the advantage was great.He drew his long knife and pounced, jumping into the air towards Captain America who threw out his shield and threw his bare hands!
Spin in the air, smile, and go with the knife.A mercenary has a good plan, first jump to a sufficient height, and then use the gravitational acceleration of the fall to make a lightning-fast 'force splitting Huashan'!
However, in the next second, he flew upside down.Because although he looks the weakest without his shield, the super Skrull warrior is not really the captain, and the physical fitness is the alien elite.With a punch of dozens of tons of strength, Wade cut a deep ravine on the ground, and plunged headlong into the garbage heap at the other end of the alley, and there was a crackling and broken sound.Fortunately, Inez is competitive enough, she can compete with the aliens in terms of strength, and at the same time, Domino, who is extremely lucky, keeps creating favorable accidents, and finally creates a chance for Wade.He picked up an open can of spinach from the garbage, lifted the corner of his mask, tilted his neck and poured it into his mouth, and then chewed desperately."
Woo!"
He stumbled and waved his arms like a butterfly, motioning for the two girls to give him a place on the battle line.Although it was only the first day of cooperation, the three of them had a very tacit understanding, and the two women flashed to the left and right respectively, revealing him.At this time, Deadpool had already ripped off his mask while running, and then squirted out the chewed green glider in his mouth with his rotten true face, accompanied by saliva and bleeding gums, and pasted the faces of several people opposite.The victory or defeat was decided in this instant, as the Skrulls all vomited and fell to their knees without fighting their strength.When they see green spinach, they think of their own green skin, and then they think of being chewed by Deadpool, and the faster their brains are, the more disgusting they feel, so much so that they can't fight this mental attack at all......