Three hours later, in a dark alley in Hell's Kitchen.On weekdays, few people come here, garbage overflows from the garbage cans and fills the ground, rats of all sizes hunt cockroaches here, and the clattering and chewing sound never stops.The old residential buildings around are all black-lit, gunshots or screams can be heard from far and near, and the sirens always seem to be far away, intermittently.This is Hell's Kitchen, the hotbed of chaos, the womb of demons.At this time, a dark shadow is crawling in this filthy alley, and if you look closely, you will find that this person only has the upper body!
Yes, although he was still wearing red leggings on the lower half of his body, there was nothing in the trouser legs, and there was an empty shell from the waist down, and he crawled out of an apartment building with only two arms, dragging blood into the alley, like a haunted.This man is Deadpool.His face was now pale, his sweat pooling into a stream in his ears, and his lungs were ringing like a bellows as he breathed.Having lost the lower half of his body, he tried his best to lean on a trash can, and exchanged air with an expression that had survived the catastrophe: "Audience friends, I'm back, although I don't let the broadcast content be pinched, but I can tell you that I have encountered the strongest opponent in my life." ”"Yes, it's Inez, she's terrible, she's like an extruder in a scrapyard, or a giant juicer in a juice factory, anyway, brother, I don't have a drop left.""
And that Domino, who said she didn't want to, ended up having even more crazy fun after drinking, and she actually shoved a grenade into my ......
It's mine......
There, too, it blew up!
Woooooo ”In the end, Wade was speechless and choked, and his eyes kept shaking with emotion, as if he was about to cry.But then he changed his words, and a smile appeared on his completely bloodless dark white face, and he added, "It's so exciting!
It's over, I'm in love with these two women, if I can't sleep with them often in the future, then what's the meaning of my life?
”"Huh?
Say I can't?
This viewer is new here, right?
”Deadpool took out the mask from his trouser pocket and put it on in a dashing manner, and with a 'pop', he grew from the waist down and both legs: "I just slipped out under the pretext of injury because I didn't have a drop left, do you really think that the self-healing ability will be knocked down like this?"
”"Wait for me to rest for a week, and then come to these two girls to fight it out."
He ran as soon as he got up, and looked back from time to time, as if he was afraid of being caught by a woman. ...............In a panic, Deadpool didn't know which alleys he had taken, let alone how far he had run, and when he came back to his senses, he found himself on the Hudson River.Watching the moonlight reflect coldly on the surface of the river, and then listening to the roar of the river's flow, he suddenly ......
I feel a little urgent to urinate."
Don't ask why I want to shush when I even had a broken bladder before, this environment is like an inducement, if you come to the river in the middle of the night to listen to the sound of water, you want to too."
Wade explained in a serious manner, turned and walked towards the river: "You are not allowed to peek." ”Then he came to the river to release water, in fact, he urinated blood, and his internal organs were also shattered a lot, and the blood in his body was accompanied by the sound of a small waterfall from above or "whooshing ......", and he suddenly felt much more relaxed.But at the same time he narrowed his eyes, for he noticed a dark shadow in the water, chasing the splash and opening his mouth, as if drinking his blood."
Sharks?
I know there are crocodiles in the sewers of New York, when did there be sharks in the Hudson River?
Come when you smell blood, you're a clever little ghost. ”He smiled, he was in a good mood today, and he also did something that suited his mood.That is to use blood urine to nourish the black shadow that seems to be a small shark, one to the left, one to the right, to play it around, and the slut laughs on the dock.However, the black shadow was tricked for a while and then did not move, as if angry."
Huh?
Why doesn't it move?
Could it be that too much protein intake is causing vertigo?
”Curious, Wade crouched down and pressed his face closer to the water, wanting to take a closer look at the shadow.It wasn't enough to just crouch, the waves reflected in the moonlight made it impossible for him to see it really, so he ripped off his mask and lay down on the dock, letting his head stick into the water as much as he could.However, in the next second, the surface of the water suddenly exploded, and a black mud-like substance pasted onto his face!"
What?!
Tentacle monsters?
Butterfly, should I call it that?
Wait a minute......
You look a little familiar. ”A scared Deadpool who was on all fours wanted to fight this mud at first, it was like a suction octopus or a face-hugging bug from the "Alien" movie, not like a good thing.But when he took a knife from his face and looked at it by the moonlight, he was immediately happy."
Isn't this a symbiote, audience friends, I seem to have been stained with domino light today, and I am very lucky, and I can pick up such a good thing as a symbiote when I come out and boo casually."
After explaining to the non-existent live broadcast room, he reached out and poked the soft mud monster in his hand, the symbiote without a host did not have much combat power.On the contrary, being able to jump out of the water has exhausted its strength."
Hey, what's your name?
What is your father's or mother's name?
What about grandparents?
Or grandparents?
What planet are you from?
Is the plasma spark tower of the M78 Nebula still glowing?
”The "......" black greasy monster suddenly didn't want to possess this human, because it didn't feel and taste right.I didn't notice anything in the water, and although this person's blood and genes were full of waste, eating it could also replenish protein.And when I got out of the underwater environment and came to the air environment, I found that this person was too smelly!"
By the way, forget that you can't speak, and the strangulation will only come in a whisper."
Deadpool seemed to remember something, and pressed the symbiote to his face: "Come on, parasitize me, I am definitely the second best host after my cousin, when you get on and enhance my strength, I will go back to Inez to fight again!"
Who is she?
As long as you read my memory, you will understand, come on me!
”The strange symbiote hesitated, it had never seen such a cheap request, when the previous hosts saw it, they were very flustered at first, and then they would be brainwashed by it, hypnotized, slowly squeezed out the use value, and then eaten.This human actually took the initiative to parasitize, does he know what a symbiote is?
But these doubts are not a problem, just stay on him, and then read the memory, he finally escaped from the Skrulls, and just need to eat a brain to make up for it......
It slammed into Deadpool's face, and then flowed down the seven orifices into his body, striking at the cranial cavity where the brain was.All it saw was a puddle of mud.In the place where other humans are supposed to be brains, this guy is only a puddle of rotting sludge, is this really human?
Anyway, eat first and then talk."
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It's a little itchy, hee-hee, don't touch it, it's a sensitive zone."
Deadpool let out a strange laugh and sat on the dock looking at the river: "You can eat whatever you want, I'm in for a treat, how does my brain taste?"
Isn't it like vanilla ice cream. ”However, the symbiote didn't see it that way, and the stinky brain pulp that regenerated at infinite speed made it vomit, and even those stinky mud took the initiative to pour into its mouth, and it was about to choke!
At the same time, the memories I read were full of dross, ideas that normal people wouldn't do, not even symbiotes.On top of that, this guy is full of useless memories, all his actions are for mating and eating, and he doesn't know anything else, is he some kind of humanoid bug?'
Unlucky......
I actually encountered this kind of goods, and why did I seem to be trapped?
Why did he heal so quickly?
’In front of Venom, there was only darkness.