"Oh no, kill too much pleasure, forget these guys are going to sell for money......"
In the midst of the flames and smoke of the ship's wreckage, Deadpool suddenly realizes a serious problem.According to the original plan, Cable teleported himself here, and he should seize the opportunity to catch more Skrulls and sell them to Tony Stark or S.H.I.E.L.D.But after a few rounds of beatings, and unable to control the starvation messages from the symbiote, he lost control, not only killing the Skrulls on the ship through nonsense and disgusting means, but also allowing Venom to eat their corpses.How to sell it now?"
The enemy's ship was smashed into a pile of broken iron, and all the targets were left with no bones, and the combination of these two things should have brought me double the joy, but why did this happen?"
The uniform on his body had completely disappeared, and Deadpool, who looked like a decomposing corpse, was sitting alone on a large rock not far away, he reached out to catch the snowflakes falling from the sky, and said to himself: "It's really a little cold here, it's all because of this symbiote, even the Skrull clothes have been eaten, don't you know to leave me a piece to wear?"
If you are stupid, you will know to eat, and you will have a bad review. ”“......, garbage host, bad reviews. ’Venom thought so at the same time, after destroying the enemy, it ate three points full, and the host forced Lai Lai to be endless, annoyed to death!
The most important thing is that he can't eat him, and he will be disgusted when he eats it, which is really unlucky.The Skrulls' ship base is anchored in a col high in the mountains, above the snow line, and inaccessible to people, and Deadpool wouldn't have been here if it weren't for the teleportation belt.I don't know the exact location, how do I get back to the United States?"
Forget it, I can't find my shoes and lose them, so let's make a call."
Wade took out his phone from the only remaining silk bag and expertly dialed out the number with his hand that was frozen like a chicken's paw: "Midnight delivery?"
I would like to have a uniform delivered from home to my current location......
Well, I'm an SSVIP user and want me to turn on my phone location, right?
Okay, hurry up. ”Why can I find myself by turning on my phone to locate the other party?
It should be high-tech, Deadpool didn't think anything was wrong, on the contrary, he thought it was very convenient.After making the call, he returned to a burning machine and stretched out his hand to warm the fire: "Venom, why are you so weak?"
Shouldn't a few thousand enemies be able to be dealt with with a single swish?
”"......"
Venom didn't bother to communicate with him, that's a super Skrull, he can destroy them with the host, is it super strong, okay?
What else is it that swoops to wipe out all the enemies?
It's impossible, I've eaten the Cree people, I've eaten the Xi'a people, there are no less than hundreds of hosts and members of the same kind of various races that have been digested in the past, and I am well-informed, and it is impossible for a symbiote stronger than myself to exist!
Deadpool, who didn't get a response, was even more unhappy, his symbiote was so weak that he wouldn't be dumbfounded.I can't even praise it, what's the use of coming?
Even without it, it would only be a matter of time before he killed the Skrulls himself, and the effect of the symbiote would be almost non-existent.Well?
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed through Wade's mind, because there is a saying in the United States, "Other people's trash, you may be your treasure", and this sentence brought inspiration.His own symbiote is undoubtedly rubbish, but what if it was sold to Tony?
Will he be willing to make a bid?
After all, this is also an alien creature, and it looks weird and frightening.His eyes became more and more dangerous, with a weasel's smile on his face, he looked at his shoulder and whispered: "Dear, when the uniform arrives in a while, I find my way back to the United States, and I will take you to a good place, hehehe......" "......"
Venom doesn't bother to pay attention to him, doesn't this stupid X host know that any of his thoughts are shared with symbiotes?"
But this may be a good opportunity to get out, and you may be able to take the opportunity to parasitize on burritos......
Wait a minute!
Why do I suddenly think that?!
What did he do to my mind?!
No, we have to get out as soon as possible!
The mind has become more and more chaotic and is about to lose its mind, is this what humans call madness?
..............................."
Jessica, do you see the person in the alley over there is Nick Fury?"
The little worm, who had just come out of Stark Mansion and hadn't figured out where to investigate, suddenly found a black bald head, flashing in the alley not far away, and the corners of the black trench coat made a dashing arc as he walked, disappearing into the darkness.Jessica, who was still holding a brown paper bag of wine in her arms, raised her eyes: "It looks very much like the person in the photo, but I just saw a back, and the black bald head looks the same, and it's still night." ”"I feel like it, and my senses used to be accurate."
The worm walked towards the alley, his hands dancing in front of him to strengthen his persuasiveness: "But maybe my own heart is too dirty, and I always feel racist when I hear you talk about black people, which may be my mistake." ”Jessica followed behind Peter indifferently, her private detective certificate had not yet been examined, and now she was a mercenary who took money to do things, anyway, this is basically the case with the private detective agency sign hanging on the Hell's Kitchen side.As long as you pay your taxes on time, then no one cares.The employer, Mr.
Stark, said that he wanted to find someone, so he would follow him out to find it, what Nick Fury, what the Avengers, she was completely unfamiliar with, let alone any sense of urgency."
It's that you're too sensitive, Peter, you must have watched too many Captain America's educational promos to make your moral alarm too sensitive.Relax, you know I don't mean things like 'black people look the same,' 'it's too dark to see at night,' and things like that, it's just because of individual visual differences and the different levels of memory that the brain remembers the portrait. ”"That's right......
Worm nodded, that's right, some people are face blind and night blind, but when the subject of the description is a black person, he is too sensitive.Can't you watch more educational films about the captain?
I learned it, and I won't watch it anymore.As they spoke, the two caught up with the sneaky Fury, Peter because of his ability to 'maneuver in three dimensions' between tall buildings, and Jessica because of his ability to fly, both of whom moved much faster than a man running on two legs."
Sir!
Director Fury!
Wait a minute!
”In mid-air, Peter pulled the spider silk to his crotch with both hands, somersaulted 720 degrees, and slammed into front of Fury with a gymnastic move: "Is that you, sir?"
”The black egg was expressionless, and his one-eyed eyes seemed to have no focus: "It's Spider-Man, you have something to do with me?"
”Peter narrowed his eyes, this was not right, Fury had only been separated from everyone not long ago, and he had also ordered to deal with the Skrulls, of course he should know what was going on.Well, it's a fake.If this is a fake, then the real Fury has been captured, which allows the Skrull to transform into him."
I'll fight!"
Imitating Bruce Lee's movements in the movie, Peter jumped up and turned and kicked, and Jessica, who arrived later, saw him make a move, so she naturally pounced without a doubt, and made up for a quick combo at Fury, who was knocked to the wall.