The key to getting along with people is communication, and language is the bridge of communication.Communication is in place, big things are small; On the contrary, it will lead to more and more divergences and various contradictions.But communication between humans and pets is often not so easy.Although Wade had always wanted to communicate with his symbiote, Venom had unilaterally cut off the channels of communication, and no matter what the host tried to talk to it, all it wanted was to escape, ignoring it.The host's head is full of, what is there to talk about?
What morphs into new panties?
Turning into burritos where everyone eats each other?
And help scratch the tumor inside the rectum a few times?
Is this what a normal host would ask of a symbiote?!
Venom's disobedience causes Deadpool to want to sell it, as he thinks the symbiote is useless, and its presence also makes him unable to freely tear the dead skin off his buttocks, and he can't breathe up and down when hiccups, which is very unpleasant.But now, he has changed his mind.Deadpool tugged at the light of a streetlamp on his tiptoes, making his red and black mask look uncertain.After a long time, he sighed and said to his shoulder: "You go, I don't like you, the life of an African-American robot is fate, I am a man who wants to fight for a PG13 rating, and I absolutely cannot tolerate that my symbiote is a racist." ”Yes, he was ready to throw the venom away.Although he is a mercenary and has never had a bottom line, for the sake of lofty goals, he can no longer let Venom have anything to do with him.Venom now sees Fury and bites into it, what if it eats Tony too?
You know, my cousin seems to like Tony, because he calls all the barbers Tony, and if his own business behavior breaks his cousin's toys, then things will be in trouble.Forget it, this million dollars will not be earned, let this symbiote come from and where it goes.Venom: "???
”What?
Is this free?
Originally, he was trapped in this rotting cancer body, as if he was attached to a corpse, and he couldn't leave, and he had a lot of plans.For example, how to abduct the host to step on dog poop, so that he can take a bath, so that he can take the opportunity to get out of the bath and molt......
Don't you need it now?
So I'm really gone?
Venom tentatively flowed from Deadpool's body to the ground, and the tentacles smacked the masonry in the alley before shrinking back and turning to look at Wade.It found out that it could really leave, and it was as if it could all be controlled by Deadpool, which was very eerie.But it didn't think much about it, just like a person locked up in an insane asylum, when he saw that the door of the hospital was open and no one was guarding it, why not take the opportunity to go out and see the world of flowers?
So the venom flowed out from under Wade's uniform in an instant, like sticky asphalt, down the drain down the sewer, and then heard the sound of falling water in the darkness.It was supposed to jump into the dung soup in the sewer."
After all, everyone is a master and servant, run away, don't be found out by strangulation."
Deadpool looked at the sewer entrance with a melancholy expression, although he didn't have night vision and couldn't see anything clearly, he could still look up at the stars at forty-five degrees: "The farther away the better, it's better never to come back, you're going to die......""
Okay, brothers, how did I play just now?"
But after only three seconds, Deadpool laughed after a short silence and spoke to the air on the side: "Am I acting very affectionate?"
Touched everyone?
Gifts go a wave!
”While saying something inexplicable, he bent down and picked up the Fury robot corpse next to him, carried his arms like a wounded man, and walked towards the taxi on the side of the road."
Thank you big brothers for the gifts, my popularity has increased a lot.Anyway, I've known Fury for a few years, and I never found out he was a robot. ”He shrugged his shoulders and pushed the dead corpse down on his shoulders: "But it doesn't matter, you all ask me, is it a loss to release the venom like this, and lose so much money?"
Actually, you're still one-sided, do you see what I'm carrying?
”"Yes, a Fury, it's the kind that can be eaten directly with the head removed.""
He's been the head of S.H.I.E.L.D. for a long time, hasn't he?
I'm sure I've offended a lot of people in the past, and there are people who want to kill him, so I'll take this body and sell it to someone who wants Fury dead. ”"I see that agent with hair loss, his name is Coulson, he is smiling all day long, in fact, he must be a smiling tiger, he may have wanted to kill Fury himself in his heart.""
Even if he is loyal, it doesn't matter, doesn't he want to use S.H.I.E.L.D. public funds to buy back the body of his old leader for burial?""
So, this wave is an open seller contract, and if you're lucky, Tony will be bidding.After all, this African-American robot is also a robot, it looks strange and high-tech, scientists like things they can't understand, and everyone on earth knows it. ”"AC and Iron Man acted together, so now Eighty Percent should also be in Stark Industries, and I can continue to take a taxi and sell Dead Fury to him or Tony."
After a series of self-talking explanations, he also tapped with his tongue and raised his eyebrows at the camera that he didn't know where.Besides, releasing a pet is also politically correct, regardless of whether the pet will have any impact on the local biosphere, anyway, as long as you dare to release it, people on social media will dare to like it.If you sell the venom yourself, or find a way to kill it, then there will definitely be some 'symbiote-loving people' who will come to you for trouble.Mercenaries don't get involved in endless troubles, this is also the industry rule."
Dupende!
Open the trunk!
”With those things in mind, Deadpool shouted at the driver."
Mr.DP, I don't plan to run the crematorium line, and if I want to transport the body, I still have a new car......"
The Indian got out of the car, holding the key in his hand, and hesitated for a moment when he saw the headless corpse carried by Deadpool.It's a hassle to transport corpses by car, and just cleaning up the blood on the carpet or the smell of putrid semi-fermented substances in the stomach and intestines will not make money tonight."
Not a corpse, you see."
Deadpool leaned the headless Fury against the back of the car, pulled out the neckline, and let the driver see the metal cut-off himself: "He's a robot, you should pull a sex doll, it's absolutely legal." ”Du Pengde sighed, with a sunny smile on his face, and said in curry English: "Ah, I understand, it turns out that robots are not human." ”"I can't discuss philosophical issues with you now with this heavy thing, although all philosophical movies seem to me to be full of gross films, I also like it, after all, I am a cultural person who can climax when I watch "Rashomon".Deadpool twisted his waist, and after throwing away the venom, he felt that his ass was breathable again, and he could feel the gentle evening breeze through his uniform, which was very comfortable: "Open the trunk quickly, and then help me with the handle, and take off his gold watch and gold chain, yes, and gold teeth." ”"And the gold jewelry?"
The driver who opened the trunk and Deadpool threw the headless Fury in, and then four hands began to grope for the corpse's body: "But I didn't find it, and his head is gone, where is the gold tooth?"
”"ShhhNo, he's black, he should have a big bundle of gold chains, gold teeth with lettering, and the belt of his trousers never goes to his waist......"
Deadpool thought.The driver shook his head and closed the trunk lid: "No gold, no money, I don't know if I'm too sensitive, why do I feel that your words are a bit racist?"
Or is that what New Yorkers all talk about?
”"What?
Racism is a very serious accusation in the United States, and I can't have racism, never in my life, my skinny brown-skinned friend. ”Deadpool smiled and put his arm around Du Pengde's shoulder, reached out and patted him on the chest, and walked towards the front of the car together: "Let's drive, I'll teach you how to clean up the traces in the trunk after carrying a corpse or executing a kidnapping, my intuition tells me that you will definitely be able to use it in the future." ”