The captain is also planning to make the most of everyone's expertise and strengths, while minimizing the amount of wasted time spent on the road."
Captain, let me go too?"
Wade saluted Steve like a GI, and then rubbed his fingers with a mean smile: "Look, you don't have enough manpower, and I'm an extremely good mercenary, you know, suck!"
”I don't know what came to mind, he just sold the headless machine Fury to Tony, and he only counted a few stacks of bills, and he drooled again.Captain America glanced at Deadpool, who had always been wary of the guy who claimed to be Deathbell's cousin.If nothing else, this person just smelled like a mentally ill person, with the smell of urine and other excrement, and like durian sauce heated in the oven mixed with rotting mouse entrails.Listening to him speak again would be more like a psychopath.But perhaps......"
It's not impossible to join if you want to."
Steve handed the map to Bucky and asked him to sort out the details, and said to Deadpool, "But I'll have to ask you a few questions to determine if you can be our teammate." ”"I understand, import and export beast inspectors, you are worried that I will suddenly become a werewolf and kill you all, this suspicion is very reasonable.But can I skip the step of taking my temperature?
I'm not having a good rectum today, but if you insist, you can stick your finger in and light it up. ”Wade nodded repeatedly, and he turned around and was about to take off his pants.Steve quickly stopped him, tripped the slut with a whipleg, and beckoned Falcon and Hawkeye to come over and hold him down on all fours."
Pay attention to the language!
Not that kind of test, I'm just asking you questions!
”"A quiz game?
Earlier, why do you need a few macho men to hold me down?
I thought you were going to snatch my eggs. ”Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief, and the little white eyes on the mask also relaxed: "Do you just ask or go through the process?"
I've got my own pen and paper, Rocket Pilot, can you take it out of my panties?
”Sam, who was asked, retched and approached Deadpool up close, I'm afraid only Steve's willpower can withstand it, right?
Himself and Hawkeye have just come into contact with this person, red and black uniforms!
Steve also knew that he couldn't delay, and he couldn't stand the disgusting feeling that Deadpool was still writhing like a maggot, making the sewage overflow."
I ask you, what would you do if I were to let me and Black Widow go with me to retake S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters?""
Find the arsenal first, then detonate the nuclear bomb inside, and send all the Hydras to the sky on a dirt plane, as for the loyal servants of S.H.I.E.L.D., as if they sacrificed to protect the earth, and then set up a monument to them when they are done?"
Deadpool gave the answer without thinking about it, and blinked shyly at the captain after speaking, looking like he was waiting for praise.This was not the answer Steve wanted, he thought that mercenaries were still soldiers, and could say things like 'everything is under your command', but he didn't expect Deadpool's subjective initiative to be so strong......
But don't take the initiative yourself!
He shook his head and changed the question: "What if you were asked to go with Iron Man and his tech team to search for the Skrulls around the world and capture them?"
This time, we are not allowed to say that we will bomb the whole earth with nuclear bombs. ”Deadpool's eyes widened and he calmly 'molted' from Hawkeye and Falcon, and he stood up and pointed to his smooth, rotting chest."
Nuclear bomb washing?
Captain, do you think I'm that kind of crazy person?
”He shook his head again and again, showing great disappointment: "If I want to deal with the Skrulls, I will choose to find out their queen first, and then completely subdue her, and make the process into hundreds of episodes of continuous ethics dramas, broadcast around the world, so that all the Skrulls will understand that I am their father!"
”"I think it's a good plan, it smells of a death knell."
Tony nodded and raised his glass to Deadpool from afar: "Speaking of which, when the equipment and transport plane I bought again are delivered, are you still willing to play the leading role?"
Anyway, don't show me the finished product, I'm cold now. ”"Shut up, too."
Captain America glared at Iron Man: "Such a shameless plan!"
Is your plan to exterminate humanity?"......
Remembering the edited version of the video of Deadpool and the aliens before, the captain finally couldn't bear it anymore, he retched and turned away, trying his best to calm the shock in his heart.Bucky hurriedly walked over, hugged his brother, and patted him on the back: "Don't get excited, Steve, or let him go out with me and the Falcon to find LMD, yes, do you have a plan for this?"
”He asked Deadpool directly, hoping that he would have a little wink, or he wouldn't even think about a penny.But if you can understand the atmosphere, is it still Deadpool?
Even if it is an employer, Wade will not respect them, let alone the contract."
LMD, is the full name 'Light Must Die'?
Just kidding, I know you're talking about robots. ”Deadpool picked up the uniform on the ground and put it on, moving his arm: "Speaking of which, you've found the right person, I'm an expert at dealing with robots!"
”"Oh?"
Curious visions drifted over, and he wanted to hear what the experts had to say.It's not that the red-faced robot doesn't think he's strong, or that he's not convinced, he just wants to learn how to deal with Ultron.Looking at the expectant eyes of everyone, Deadpool spun in place, looked around, and then smiled crookedly like a god of war, and took out a piece of equipment from his trouser pocket to unfold it into the wind!"
See this?
With it, no robot can see me. ”“......
But it's just a cardboard box with red Fuji apples painted on it. ”Vision tilted his head in confusion, no matter how he looked, the empty box containing the apples was not something that could restrain the robot."
Hehe, a simple robot, you don't know what metal gear is at all, look at it!"
Deadpool arranged the folded cardboard in place, then crouched down and curled himself up in a cardboard box, and the funny voice came from the cardboard shell: "How's it going?"
Am I invisible to you now?
”Vision looked indifferently at the cardboard box crawling around on the ground......
The robot turned around and floated away, and according to the beautiful Celestial Empire dialect he had learned on the Internet, the mercenary's performance was 'Mother's intellectual disability'.Steve tilted his neck at Tony, meaning that he needed to throw the garbage out on the street now. .......................................While the Avengers were meeting, Loki and Thor also counted the losses, and both of them leaned on the legs of the Destroyer after the activation, and their faces were not very good-looking."
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The crown of Surtr is lost, the replica of the Infinity Gauntlet is lost, and the obelisk......
If those can be said to be irrelevant, then the loss of the Evergreen Sword, I'm afraid ......"
Thor looked at his brother, hoping that the always smart Loki would have some idea, the explosion covered up all the clues, and now they can't even tell how many people have infiltrated the Golden Palace, and where they have gone.Not to mention them, Heimdall, who had just arrived, swore that he didn't see anything, and promised that no one would cross the Rainbow Bridge, this time even Loki pinched the bridge of his nose and gently hit the Destroyer behind him with the back of his head, as if the cold metal made him feel better.The next moment, he froze, bounced up like an electric shock, grabbed Thor's arm and shouted, "Not good!
Go to the World Tree!
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