Peter joins Jessica, and then hands the last of the villains in his hand, who almost made it, to the bald agent, and leaves alone under the pretext that he wants to go home to sleep.Because the strange man in the headset asks him to act alone, he can't tell anyone about his existence, otherwise he will have to text the confession to his five 'crushes' girlfriends by impersonating Peter.This frightened the worm, and it was only obedient to the evil bat shadow.After all, people just want him to patrol with him, and he doesn't want to do anything bad, so there's no need to make a fuss.So he swung out of the park by himself, found a building on the roof and squatted down, pressed the earphones on his ear and spoke: "Rich man, I came out, where are you?"
”"Behind you."
A gloomy voice suddenly rang out, not through headphones, but directly in the back of Peter's head.The startled little insect almost fell off the roof of the high-rise building, but was grabbed and pulled back by the other party, he shook off the hand angrily, and quickly nagged: "Do you know that people can be scared to death?"
Do you walk without a sound?
And it's 70 floors!
I just decided to come up there to see the scenery on the fly, why did you suddenly appear behind me?
”"Because......
I'm Batman!
”The black shadow fooled him like this, without any explanation, except for the self-reported codename, it was gone.But Peter accepted it, and nodded his head in understanding, "So you're Batman, not some laughing bat, right?"
I mean, the corners of your mouth are kept tilting downward, and you don't look like a smiling person. ”"I never laugh."
Batman shook his head, and also came to the edge of the rooftop and squatted down, looking at the familiar and unfamiliar New York: "The laughing bat mentioned before is my enemy and the same as the mourner, an evil twin of mine from a parallel world, but he has been completely wiped out by Deathstroke. ”Peter also crouched beside Batman, but compared to Batman's one-kneeled B-square position, he was with his legs hunched and his arms hanging between his legs, and if he held a roll of toilet paper in his hand, it would look like 'what'."
So you're tempting me?
If I secretly inform anyone of the code name of the Laughing Bat, do you think it will lead to the death knell to receive you?
You say parallel world, so you and he are both from another world?
Are you fellows?
No wonder, man, he feels as dark as you do. ”Batman shook his head in the face of Peter, who was smart enough to understand multiple settings, and selectively explained one of the doubts: "All of you must be under the surveillance of the death knell, he knows me, and the satellites can see me and you said that sentence on the street."
I did this more to prove my current mental state from the side, to show Death Knell that he did not come, and at the same time to prove that others are not on Earth now. ”Peter slammed his palm with his fist and stretched out his finger to the sky: "Understood, you made a joke of 'wolf' to 'Big Brother'."
Wait, maybe it's an immoral joke that makes fun of the dead?
”"Let's go, take me the route you patrolled."
However, Batman stopped explaining, and he stood up and hugged Peter from behind.In the darkness, two pitch-black figures seemed to be connected together, and the cloak covered their bodies...... "!!
”The little worm immediately struggled, and after getting out, he kept rubbing his arm and pressing goosebumps: "You said you were going to hire me as a tour guide, which I have no problem, but I didn't expect you to find that kind of 'tour guide'!"
Sorry boss, I don't like men, although you are handsome just by looking at your chin and eyes, but I can't, maybe you can go to Deadpool and try it, he is an old man as soon as he opens his mouth. ”As he spoke, Peter shuddered as he turned around and jumped off the building."
You're mistaken, I just want to know what kind of world you see from your perspective, swinging over the city."
Batman took out a coin from his belt and flicked it to Peter with his finger: "Different worlds have different banknotes, I'm afraid they can't be circulated, but antiques are different, this is an unnumbered Spanish silver coin from 1942, I checked it on the Internet here, and it's currently worth $50." ”Fifty bucks!
Peter's eyes lit up, and he caught the coin tumbling in the air, made sure it wasn't chocolate, and quickly stuffed it into his pocket.Working in a fast-food restaurant for an hour is only eight dollars, and a patrol can be used for less than six hours, and it earns."
That, it's just that I can do it if it's a tour guide, and it's okay to swing a few times with spider silk behind your back, but you are not allowed to take the opportunity to touch my ass, let alone blow on my ears, deal?"
He twisted on the spot a few times, looking carefully at the man with his big eyes.“......
I don't have any plans like that!
Kids don't learn how to talk to Deadpool!
”Batman roared, reaching out and hooking the worm's neck, he was not ready to hold it, the child was poisonous: "If my son said you like this, I would ......"
Peter shot out spider silk, his strength was enough to carry Batman easily, even if the other party was wearing heavy power armor like Iron Man."
What's that?""
It's nothing, let's go to the most chaotic part of New York first."
Batman digressed from the topic, he came wearing the 'Battown Riot Armor', just in case. .............................It seems that the mysterious man really just came for sightseeing, not only for Spider-Man to take him on patrol, but also to experience the different feelings of dealing with street villains in different worlds.After discovering that Spider-Man is also a staunch adherent of non-killingism, Batman has a better impression of this young man.As promised, after taking the opportunity to secretly record Peter's strength level and travel speed, steal dandruff as DNA data, and sample venom secretions......
He stopped flying with the boy in his arms.Originally, he could glide with the help of a cape and hook on his own, and he was no slower than Spider-Man.And what about the little worms who are unaware of the small movements?
After discovering that Batman has so many fun props, he also has a good impression of this man who is serious to the dark, and he also makes his own gadgets, and today he has gained a lot of ideas.After patrolling for more than an hour, the relationship between the two can be regarded as friends, and the little worm was generous, went to the gas station to buy two ice creams, and the two rested and enjoyed them in the dark.To be precise, Batman doesn't eat anything outside, because there is always someone who wants to harm him, and his one gives way to Venom."
The man I saw in Hell's Kitchen was the Punisher, a poor madman, whose mind was full of murderous thoughts, and I generally walked around him."
Peter's Venom suit automatically reveals its mouth, and he licks ice cream while introducing Batman to the city.Today's patrol was lucky, and it happened to encounter the punisher and Jin He's men fighting, and the fight was as lively as a factional conflict in the Middle East, so it was time to watch a shootout blockbuster."
No one stopped him."
Batman's characteristic dialogue, with declarative sentences to express doubts."
Everyone has a different way of dealing with sin, I don't kill myself, but I have no right to ask others not to kill, after all, I haven't experienced what others have experienced."
Spider-Man shrugged, he didn't think it was strange: "The Punisher also refuses help from others, and he would even shoot us if we were close at the time." ”"Hmm."
Bruce answered, not knowing what he had written in the Spider-Man profile of 40K Earth.