The male guest appeared on the stage, a very ordinary-looking frost giant, with a maggot skin around his waist, a stone stick in his hand, the whole person was dirty, and the skin that should have been blue now looked gray."
Tell us about yourself."
The host Lau Fei lowered his head to look at the flow chart of the program that Death Knell gave him, and asked businessmanlikely.The ice giant didn't even dare to look at his king, but immediately replied with some fear: "My name is Mirmy, and I am from Sharky Borda. ”This is probably the name of a certain tribe, and it sounds like it may have something to do with Scati's dead ghost daddy, but Su Ming has never heard of this term before, it doesn't matter, anyway, the blind date reality show is essentially a show, and it is scripted.Within the scope of this script, it is also necessary to leave room for the actors to play themselves.The Giant King nodded, his expression was as if he had never heard of this small tribe, and took out a stone slab and threw it to Mirmi: "Choose your favorite girls, they are from 1 to 24 from left to right, don't say which one you like, the number on the slate The young ice giant took over the slate, he hesitated a little, first looked at those beautiful ladies, and then looked down at the ghost drawing talisman on the slate, and finally mustered up the courage to whisper to Lau Fei: "King Laufey, can I have them all?"
”Lau Fei was about to answer that if he had the ability, he could snatch it all back, but when he saw Knell shaking his head with a gloomy atmosphere on the side, he immediately changed his words: "No, the rules of the show are that the girls choose the young men, and it's just one-on-one." ”Speaking of which, the King of the Ice Giants almost understands the statement of the death knell, in the past, the custom of the Frost Giants was to grab when they saw it, and reproduce when they took it back, and there was no formalism such as weddings like the Aesir Protoss, everything was simple and straightforward.After all, Jotunheim did not have a material basis for romance.But the goddess of those things is probably tired of watching, and now Knell's plan is to do the opposite, not only a woman chooses a man, but also a monogamous pairing, how fresh is this.The young man nodded, and with a little disappointment, he casually pressed a handprint on the stone slab, and returned it to Laufey in both hands.The first time he hosted the show, the Frost King was always a little out of pace, and set his sights on the death knell on the mentor's seat.Su Ming sighed, after all, Jotunheim's condition, he couldn't do other variety shows.Want to do "Jotun's Got Talent"?
The giants don't even have a single one who can sing, too, they can't eat enough every day, who has the heart to sing.Want to do "Sit to the End"?
The people here are all illiterate, and they engage in knowledge quiz shows, and the contestants have all the wrong answers.Getting "Extreme Challenge"?
The venue is another problem, and if there is no star, it will become an ordinary sports meeting, and Angeboda is tired of cutting people, can he still like this?
Thinking about it, there is only one thing to engage in, there is no need for any threshold, just someone.Now I will give Lau Fei a sample first, and let him copy it later.So he took over the topic and asked the male guest: "Tell us about yourself, what kind of profession do you do?"
”"I'm 35 years old, I'm a fighter, and I don't have any children."
Although he didn't know Deathknell, let alone what the Supreme Mage meant, he saw that Laufey was very polite to the black and yellow figure, and Mirmi behaved very obediently because of this.In Jotunheim, ninety-nine percent of the people in a tribe are warriors, and anyone who can't cut people or hunt can only starve to death.But to do a show, just go through the form.Deathstroke also smiled as if he was a little emotional: "35 years old, that's very young, talk about the living conditions of your family." ”"My parents and brothers were hacked to death by the Aesir Protoss, and I was the only one left, and the cave where I lived was very large, and I had half a maggot skin and a stone that could be used as a weapon."
Mirmi replied proudly, although Death Knell didn't understand what it meant, but judging by the expressions of the male guests, there should be these things that are considered 'petty bourgeoisie'?
Hell knows."
Oh, oh, what about the good family conditions, both parents are dead, there are weapons and houses, so are there any of the twenty-four female guests present who want to ask questions?
Raise your hand, please. ”Knell muddled with his lines as he looked in the direction where the giants were standing.How to put it, it doesn't feel like you're watching beautiful women compete for beauty, but like seeing a wall, a row of characters like 'Kingsguard' and the like.The aesthetics of people and giants are really incompatible, but they still have to continue to act!
The female giants all raised their hands, in the past, they were only chosen by men, but now that they have changed their roles and can choose men in a bright and bright way, they all seem to be very excited at this time.Although they were all assigned arrangements called lines before going on stage, the Supreme Master also said that he didn't mind playing freely.The giantess who was lit by the death knell smiled happily, she patted her chest, the dirt on her body splashed like dust, and asked in a loud voice: "I want to ask the male guest, do you have a horse at home?"
It's the kind of mount that the Aesir protoss often use to go to battle. ”Mirmi shook his head, that kind of useless thing, picked up on the battlefield and eaten directly, who would keep it: "I don't have it, I don't want it, they are not as delicious as maggots." ”Su Ming under the mask raised his eyebrows, this ......
Probably the truth, right?
Maybe the insect meat is a little more delicate?
But, this is a reality show, and it's a place where you can't tell the truth.
“biu！”
With a strange sound effect, the light in front of the giantess went out, and she also leaned close to the microphone to explain: "I think the male guest is an unmotivated man, only people with status in the Aesir Protoss can ride horses, and if you want to eat horses, you have to kill the strongest of the enemies to do it, he doesn't even dare to think about it, then I would rather cry eating the BMW that my man bought with his life, than eat the maggot smile that honest people get from the collective hunt." ”"Boom !!"
Her energetic words immediately caused an uproar among the audience, and everyone seemed to have recognised the world, and found that women still had such thoughts?
Some people think it's not right, it's not impossible to exchange human lives for food, but horses are much smaller than maggots, and they lose money.But some people think it's right, because it is indeed an honor to defeat the powerful Aesir warriors, and it is worth exchanging lives for lives.There was a lot of discussion and chaos.And Deathstroke let them discuss for a while before he smiled and said: "It seems that the things that women like are always things that men don't have at this time, but I can't comment on this matter, after all, different people have different tastes, just like some people love to eat the Aesir Protoss, and some people love to eat the Warner Protoss."
Okay, the female guest No. 23 next to you, you've been jumping, are you trying to ask something?
”"Emotional mentor, King Laufey, I also want to ask the male guest a question, is that okay?"
The giantess was perhaps younger, and she looked very lively."
Of course, we can talk freely on our show."
The death knell responded first, and he raised Erlang's legs again, and leaned back tactically in the ice pile: "You're right?"
Laufey. ”"That's right, no matter what kind of questions you ask, what you say here, I forgive you for your innocence."
Lau Fei, who was also stunned by the answer of the female guest in front of him, nodded blankly like a tool man.The script arranged by the death knell is really ruinous, but he is also a little happy, because the ideas and opinions that he has never seen or heard are better for everyone's current situation......