"Alas......"
A depressed Deadpool walks alone on his way home, leaving his shadow long in the middle of the sky as the moonlight stretches his shadow long across the street.He boredomly kicked an empty can on his toes, the little thing making a series of noises in the streets late at night.The interview failed, and the Avengers had no idea of hiring him, and today's Deadpool could only go home empty-handed.Actually, it's not completely empty-handed.Yes, the Nick Fury robot he got didn't sell for money at all, because the head of the machine was bitten off by venom and completely out of danger, Coulson said that either Wade would take it back as a souvenir himself, or sell it to S.H.I.E.L.D. for thirty dollars.Although it was a little less, thirty was also money, and his attention was on the plan to apply for the Avengers in three ways, and he didn't care about this little money at all.However, he was defeated.Neither Steve nor Bucky, nor Tony, who seemed to be the most unreliable, were reluctant to play with Deadpool, and even kicked him out of the Stark Mansion gates as if they had seen garbage.Deadpool never expected this, and even he was full of confidence in advance, so he asked Du Pengde to drive away first.Originally, he wanted to call the Indian back through a taxi app, but when he found thirty yuan in his pocket, he decided to save a little and steal a bicycle or unicycle on the side of the road and ride home.As a result, as he walked, his brain, which was rotten by brain cancer, forgot about it and simply walked home."
Sanao Fubi Pond!
Wandering SB!
Don't let people sleep?!
Kicking NM's head in the middle of the night?!
”The window on the side of the road suddenly opened, and a fat woman with a perm curl on her head poked out her upper body from the upper floor, raised her middle finger from afar, and sprayed rancid acid at Wade."
Ahhh......hBut that doesn't make Deadpool happy, after all, he's not his cousin's dark pervert, he likes to see others scared or fall into a hole dug out, he himself prefers money."
Old Tie, what do you say your cousin is doing now?"
Sticking the pistol back into his panties, he also snapped his butt down.“......”"
Oh, in Asgard?
I don't know who he thinks of when he's lonely. ”Deadpool didn't know where to get the answer, he looked up at the moon, clicked on his P3, and hummed to the music: "Does he want to find someone to accompany him......
Hi bats. ”"Deadpool."
A black, pointy-eared figure stood in the dark alley, his long cloak draped from his shoulders to the ground like a curtain, and Deadpool passed by...... "!!
”After walking more than a dozen steps, Wade was suddenly stunned for a moment, his head facing the non-existent lens, and the white eyes on the mask blinked: "Wait, am I dazzled?"
Could it be that the darkness has invaded?
Warner and DeBeni teamed up?
I actually saw someone who shouldn't exist, and I went back and looked at it again. ”With that, he slid back with the same space steps as MJ, rubbing his eyes as he slid along.He read that right, Batman was still there, only the blue armored eyepiece glowing faintly in the darkness, waiting for Deadpool to return."
You ......"
Deadpool pointed at the Dark Knight with a trembling hand, his voice rising in a much higher voice, as if someone had choked his throat.Then the next second, he suddenly knelt on the ground, hugged Batman's thigh, and instantly cut the song, and the BGM with the behavior was replaced by his father: "Gold Dad!"
Hey!
”How did Batman come about?
Deadpool doesn't care.What is Batman coming to do?
Deadpool doesn't matter.He only knows that Bruce Wayne is rich, old and rich, maybe richer than Tony Stark, and even his cousin made his first pot of gold from bats on DC's side.Fortunately, it's Batman, otherwise if it were replaced by someone else in Zhenglian, Deadpool would have vomited with such a hug.But Bruce's willpower was as strong as steel, and not only did he not retch or show similar symptoms, on the contrary, he took the initiative to reach out and scoop up the gummy slut: "Take me to the death knell." ”"I know where my cousin is, but it's so late today, will it be okay tomorrow?"
Deadpool blinked, speaking very reluctantly, but both hands made the gesture of 'Brother Kong Fang', and then he kept rubbing his fingers with a cheap smile."
Five hundred dollars."
Although Batman is rich, he is not wronged, and Deadpool is worth the price.Deadpool took a deep breath and was about to say something when the phone rang suddenly.After picking it up, I heard my cousin's dark tone: "Come and do me a favor, the adjutant sent you an algorithm equation of dynamic coordinates and enter your belt." ”"How do you know.....
You arranged it, the cable found me, gave me the belt, what I experienced tonight, you arranged!
”Wade covered his face with his hands and opened his eyes and mouth to the limit as if he were a portrait of Edvard Munch: "Dark, too dark!"
I'm your cousin, do you still have humanity?
Is there still a law on this earth?
”"100,000, and if you talk nonsense, you will deduct money."
Knell's tone was calm, but there was a loud sound of weapons colliding on the other side."
Roger!"
Deadpool stood up and saluted, then put away the phone, began to pull the teleportation belt he got from the cable, and explained to Batman: "My brother called me, but it must be that the situation is not good to think of me, so you still don't come with me, the 'dark person' on Marvel's side will not work, you will die." ”"......"
Batman was noncommittal, just holding his arms and looking at him."
Don't look at me like that, it's only my girlfriend who can blow up my X flowers, so even if you stare at me with salty eyes, it's still not good, let's go."
After saying that, he waved his little hand goodbye to the superhero, then raised his hand high, and then fell straight like a wooden stick and slapped it at his belt, intending to be as handsome as the Armor Rider transformed......
But this action was too big, and at the moment when the teleportation light just flashed, Batman suddenly pounced and lay on his back.The blue light flashed, and the alley became quiet again.In the next second, the two faced a monstrous sea of fire, and above the sea of flames, it was Deathstroke holding the Night Greatsword, and a giant holding a flaming giant sword whose whole body seemed to be made of magma wrestling."
Oh, it seems to be Ragnaros, who lied to me that my cousin was in Asgard?
This is clearly the fire elemental realm. ”Deadpool calmly looked at the air on the side and smashed his mouth: "Sure enough, it's the world that's wrong, and the multiple invasion has begun, but I just want to know how the world of "Witch's Blade" should go?"
Hey, suck .......""
Bang!"
The bullets flying in the distance shot Wade in the head on the spot, and then the voice of the death knell came: "Turn off, yours, P3!"
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