While Knell and his apprentice ride around the world of the Men in Black, time flows at a slightly different speed in Earth 40K.Deadpool sat up from the bed abruptly, and sat under the covers, stunned, as if there was still a fragrance in the breath behind him.His hips were shattered, his legs were unconscious, the air was filled with a strange smell, and the sheets and quilts were wet.Although he has amnesia, he can still guess what happened last night by reasoning.Holding the mattress with both hands and turning his head to look behind him, the sun shining on the big bed through the luxurious floor-to-ceiling windows of the hotel, Domino was lying on the right, snoring, and Inez was on the left, already awake, yawning and rubbing his eyes coquettishly: "Wade, why do you get up so early?"
It's not 12 o'clock yet, or are we going on our honeymoon?
”"Wait, honeymoon?"
Deadpool scratched his bald head, his rotten scalp falling to his leg with a thud, his heart pounding."
yes, we got married yesterday."
The outsider got up wrapped in a sheet, took a sip of her husband refreshed, and pulled out a slip from the pile of empty wine bottles on the bedside table: "Look, this is our marriage registration form, this is really good here in Las Vegas, you can get married by driving directly to the church." ”A trembling hand took the piece of paper, looking at the signatures and handprints on it, Wade chewed his tongue like a squirrel chewing nuts, and let out an Azeroth-like cry: "Woo-la-woo-la-......"
It's terrible, it's terrible.Although I forgot why, I obviously became married, and the marriage partner was not Vanessa, but the ** around me.Inez was very happy, she took back the marriage certificate beautifully, got up and dressed: "I see that you are so happy that you can't speak, hehe, let's go, let's go back to New York to buy a suite first, and then arrange it to prepare for childbirth, and then the whole family will be mercenaries." ”The taste of blood in his mouth gradually spread, Wade felt that the tear ducts were a little sour, he wrapped the sheets tightly to cover his chest, and lowered his head aggrievedly: "But I can't remember anything, I wasn't cool at all last night, it's not fair." ”"Hahahaha!
Don't talk nonsense, you passed out in the early hours of this morning, didn't you notice that you had comminuted fractures from the waist down?
”Inez walked around to the other end of the bed to open the window for air, and she let out a hearty laugh that showed how satisfied she was with last night.Wade kicked the 'holster' on his leg hard, trying to promote the self-healing of his bones: "I think we should know more about it, you see, I have no sense of responsibility, I just gluttony your body, isn't it a bit too much to get married?"
”"No problem, I don't want to be responsible, and I'm also hungry for you."
Inez turned her face and raised her eyebrows at Wade, her little tongue still sliding between her lips: "So let's make do with each other, satisfy each other in the future, and save yourself from going out to spend money." ”"What do you say.....
Pretty reasonable. ”Deadpool blinked and touched his chin, and he was convinced, "But what about Domino?"
What's going on with her?
”There is no other reason, because Inez is just too big, and the Texas girl is really big about anything.As for Vanessa, she doesn't have to break up, anyway, everyone doesn't care about this kind of thing, isn't it just getting married.I don't think so, right?
Right?"
Don't worry about me, I'm just going to have fun and play together."
The panda-eyed girl also got up and slapped Deadpool with her backhand: "But your gameplay is so disgusting, pervert!"
I'll have to take a break. ”"Huh?
Is it really disgusting to play?
”Deadpool covered his face and watched the girl get up with some regret: "Prompt me, or draw it, hey, I can't remember it when I have amnesia!"
”Domino angrily ignored him, but got out of bed and dressed, walked to the window and pinched Inez's ass: "Cow, I have to go, mutants have built a utopia, I want to go over and see if my compatriots have work, see you later." ”"Goodbye Bichi, come back to New York and look for us again."
Inez smiled and told her friends to get out, several people were in the luxury suites of unknown hotels, bags of cash were piled up in the living room, Domino carried her share, two bulging travel bags, dangled the two of them vertically, opened the door and got out."
Alright, let's go."
Inez took a few deep breaths at the window, sat back on the edge of the bed, and showed Wade his phone: "By the way, dear, I fell in love with a house a long time ago, what do you think?"
”The online photo is of a duplex high-rise apartment with a view of the Empire State Building from its window, so this should be in New York.Well, it's okay, it's not on the Upper East Side or Flushing, and the house is only priced at $4 million."
Hey, I think it's actually good to rent a house, you see my ......"
Wade doesn't have that much money at all, he makes money and spends money quickly, he has no concept of financial management at all, and the mercenaries are all drunk today, except for his cousin, who is an outlier.As soon as the words fell, Inez looked at him in disappointment, and then tears rolled out of his beautiful eyes: "I am only 20 years old this year, and I came to the big city of New York from the simple Texas countryside, thinking that I met true love to marry you, but you didn't even want to buy me a house!"
WooooooMy life is so miserable!
”"Don't cry, don't, buy, buy, buy, buy you anything."
What Wade is most afraid of is that women cry, not to mention beautiful women who have skin to skin with him, he immediately bounced up from the bed and wiped her tears with the quilt: "I want to find a way to get some money to buy you this house!"
”"I've got you covered, huh."
Inez snorted, took back his mobile phone and tossed it a few times, and put it in front of Wade again: "Look at this, this task on the mercenary APP, go to Russia to steal a nuclear bomb and send it to the Congo for delivery, there are two million dollars." ”Wade looked at his phone, then at his wife, and turned his head to the side of no one: "Friends in the live broadcast room, why do I feel like I have fallen into some terrible pit?"
Is this what my cousin calls a 'siege'?
”"Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, there's nothing over there, dear."
Inez used brute force to pull Wade's head back, and the cervical spine made a cracking sound: "Scan your pupils first to take this task, I can help you book a plane ticket and leave immediately." ”"Wait, am I going alone?"
Deadpool was snapped open for a photo, then grabbed his wife's bag and clothes and was pushed to the door."
I'll go back to New York and pay the deposit."
The outsider carried the remaining money bags by the door, which he had obtained from the robbery of the casino last night: "This is our share, do you think that a good house will wait for someone?"
You go and go back quickly, let's not go by the way, I'll go over there first, what's the matter!
”Bang dang!
The door closed behind the two of them, and the happy-faced woman, carrying a large amount of cash, ran wildly and disappeared into the end of the hotel corridor, her crisp laughter echoing in the air.Deadpool stood in the hallway wearing his uniform with a suspicious look, as if he had found something suspicious, he sighed, and said to the nobody beside him: "She will cry and laugh for a while, women are really changeable, like cheese on top of a pizza, it is possible to do anything in the oven, I once saw a pizza with a big dick painted on it with ketchup, well, that's because I owe money to the pizza shop owner, but the truth is still that reason......"
He chattered to himself and walked to the other end of the hallway, no doubt, This discovery is of no value.