“biu！
Knock knock!
Rumble!
”The sound of a fierce exchange of fire was heard from the stereo next to the computer monitor, and as a large amount of orange juice-like blood surged up on the screen, the manipulated character let out a scream and fell, and the gun in his hand also fell off, and was picked up by the murderer."
Hehe, your marksmanship is too bad, Wade, didn't you say you used to be a professional soldier?"
The murderer on the opposite side continued to stand up and squat on the corpse until the next game began.In front of the messy computer desk, there was a figure in pajamas, hearing the voice exchange from the stereo, the rotten face couldn't help twitching: "I'm just not in a good state, every man has a few days a month that are uncomfortable, it's like the cycle of the four seasons of the year, you are still young, Peter, you don't understand this kind of pain." ”"I thought your large cell neuroendocrine cancer was no longer pain-free."
Peter manipulated the characters to continue the game, and this time the two were divided into different camps, so he deliberately looked for Deadpool to kill, and then laughed at the opponent's stroke marksmanship.Peter on the Internet is like he has a rather broken mouth after putting on a hood, and his speech is a little cheap."
Hell knows, anyway, sometimes I just feel pain, don't just stare at me and kill, isn't it okay to kill my teammates?"
Wade shook his head a little speechlessly, picked up a piece of hard overnight pizza from the side, stuffed it into his mouth, and handed it to Aph, who was watching him play.Yes, he didn't go back to the love nest with Inez, but went to Afu's basement to borrow it, and it didn't matter how the blind man watched others play games."
No, I'm going to play with you, the Ned family went on vacation again, and since that time, his parents seem to have become addicted to travel, and now their whole family should be in Zambia."
Just listening to the voice, he seemed to be able to see the little worm on the other side of the network shaking his head, and he sounded in a good mood, perhaps because of the recent summer vacation: "By the way, didn't you say you got married last month?"
I watched movies where people would get married and drive in their cars and drag a bunch of empty cans to their honeymoon, but why do you play games with me every day?
Do you actually have a crush on me?
Dude, I refuse, I like girls, but we have a guy on our school football team named Thompson, I suspect he's a, I can introduce you to him. ”Lightning Thompson's relationship with Peter has eased a lot recently, and the bullying of the past is naturally gone, but because of the TV news, Peter always feels that the coach of the football team has something wrong with the players."
Did you even learn the word?
Did I teach you badly these days?
”Deadpool tilted his head and chewed pizza in his mouth and spoke: "Wait, that's not the point, I don't like men either, of course, if my cousin wants to explode my little flower, I definitely can't resist but enjoy it......
But others can't!
”"It's not just your problem, but also to blame Director Fury and his wife, vomit ......"
Speaking of these, Peter's mind inevitably flooded with some terrible wrestling memories, he barely coped with it, and then Deadpool heard the sound of the headset being dropped from the other side, it should be that the boy ran to the toilet and vomited.Deadpool blinked, his gaze sharpened.Why blame Nick Fury's wife?
Could it be......
Hiss!
Wade's mind played a scene in which the black fat woman used steel wool balls and other means on the little spider, and immediately shook his head regretfully, and then controlled his character to go straight to the opponent's base, killing the Peter character who was hanging up on the spot, and picked up his own gun in the previous game."
It's dark, it's too dark."
He continued the game with emotion, and said to Afu beside him: "My little friend was actually by Nick Fury's wife, although I don't know why that thing actually has a wife, but it must be at least a woman like Donkey Kong, right?"
No, I'll have to give Peter a body to comfort his lost heart after falling in love with the rich woman, and see how disgusted he has become. ”Afu was standing behind Deadpool, and the old lady with sunglasses had no expression on her face: "It's a little pitiful, but you don't want to use this excuse to take powder from me again." ”"No, my loyal lady housekeeper, although I have been short of money recently, there is no shortage of people, I will send him a text message."
Wade pulled out his phone and left his hands off the keyboard to type quickly. ................................."
Sir, Deadpool has sent you a new message."
In the apartment at the top of the Stark Industrial headquarters building, Tony is talking to Pepper about the company with a wine glass, when Jarvis suddenly pops a virtual window in front of him."
Deadpool?
It shouldn't be a serious matter, probably a picture of cats and dogs on the Internet......"
Tony nodded casually, smiled and said to Pepper: "I'm going to Morocco to participate in racing this week, and I'll leave it to you on the company's side......
Burst!
”Originally, it was no problem to read text messages while talking, but when Tony clicked on the message, he squirted out the wine in his mouth and coughed constantly."
Ahem, Nick Fury went too far!
In order to rob people with the Avengers, he actually used such a trick?!
”"What's going on?"
Pepper picked up a tray of cups on the bar and wiped Tony's mouth, looking puzzled, "Isn't Fury your friend?"
”"He's an agent, and a real agent has no friends."
Tony shrunk his neck to dodge Pepper's rag attack: "Look at the new message sent to me by Deadpool, in order to win over Spider-Man, Fury actually let the 'ugly and fat black aunt' agent seduce Peter, and used all kinds of props, how can this be?"
He's still a kid!
As a result, now the boy vomits when he thinks of a woman!
”"Oh, Peter is Spider-Man's real name, right?"
Pepper nodded, with a look of hatred on her face: "It's really too much, you should go to Fury and explain that it's not right to attack the young superhero!"
”"Uh......
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Real name, that's not important.Anyway, I'm going to Peter's house now, take him to Hollywood, find some supermodels and actors, and open his eyes, so that he can see what beauty is and how beautiful women are. ”Tony dropped his glass, and the robot in the bar immediately took over to clean it: "Jarvis, get me MK15!"
”The MK15 'Sneaky' suit is a light and high-speed equipment with outstanding stealth performance, not only adding an optical camouflage system, but also anti-radar, anti-satellite surveillance, and anti-thermal sensing technologies.If Tony wants to meet someone privately, or if he plans to go out and play in a low-key manner, he will wear this suit as a means of transportation.As he walked to the roof terrace, mechanical arms stretched out from the ground, changing him into the black armor as he went, and then he put his hands on his thighs, his palms lovingly cocked, and spewed flames into the sky.Looking at his back as he flew to have fun, Pepper sighed a little lost, she sat at the bar and knocked on the countertop: "Jarvis, bring me a glass of wine too, I want to be strong." ”"But Ms.
Pepper, it's still working hours......
"The AI advises not to drink alcohol during working hours, after all, she is the current Stark Industries spokesperson.However, Pepper has made up her mind, she insists on having a drink, and at the same time pulls out her phone, not knowing who she is editing text messages to.