No one in Hell knew how much time had passed, let alone the direction of the north, south, east, west, and north, and all that was left under the red sky was more crimson magma and black smoke that obscured the sky.Hell is black and red, and Deadpool himself is black and red, so he loves it here.The souls here are all talents, and the screams are very good, they are tied to various torture instruments, and they are constantly 'scrubbed' with steel forks by Mephisto's henchmen.The kind that is physically brushed.But those have nothing to do with Wade, because the god of transgender hired him and asked him to escape from hell with a few dead ghosts from Asgard, and after the deed is done, it will be settled in gold.Deadpool agreed without hesitation, and thought that a good mercenary was so busy that it was difficult to rest even after death in hell.This time the job is okay, and it is an opportunity to make quick money.First of all, you have to determine a premise, that is, you want to deal with its corresponding Hell Lord in the Hell dimension?
With the current strength of the two, it can't be done, and it's almost the same when the cousin comes, even if Loki hints that Thor and Amora can be used as tools, and he can still trick some miscellaneous fish into sacrifice as cannon fodder, it's still not enough.So Deadpool said that he had fought all his life, bringing endless pain to himself and many others, so he is now a pacifist, and he wants to use love to influence Mephisto and let everyone go.Loki looked at him with the same eyes as if he was mentally retarded, and at the same time, he was already classified as a madman.But now she was at her weakest, this woman's body was just a mortal physique, and although she could still cast some simple spells in her memory, they were all trick-level things.Thor and Amola are even worse, they are now only in a state of souls, and they will be pinched and rounded at will in front of the helllords who are good at playing with souls."
Don't worry, come, look at my handsome face and sincere eyes."
Walking down the obsidian path from the solidified magma, Deadpool pointed to the mask on his face, "I used to be a boy soldier in Africa for many years, do you know how I survived?"
”Loki walked beside the mercenary with his hands behind his back, his eyes looking into the distance angrily, and the screams echoing across the plains were like eerie songs: "Oh?
How did you survive?
”"The key is to be different, if you learn everything from others, then you will die the same way as others.Back then, my teammates charged me and I lay down, my teammates patrolled and I slept, my teammates blew themselves up and I applauded, and my teammates ......
"Deadpool's mask crooked the corners of his mouth, with the smile of the East African god of war, and he began to talk about fallacies and heresies in a steady stream.If Thor's words were so dishonorable and shameless, he would definitely spit in Wade's face.But Loki is different, the more he listens to these words, the more happy he becomes, and a pair of big watery eyes blink even more: "But in today's situation, who do you want to send to death?"
”"Alas, I really can't help you, I'm just giving an example."
Deadpool shook his head speechlessly, as if he was dissatisfied with Loki's IQ, but who called someone an employer: "My cousin once said that the specific situation should be analyzed on a case-by-case basis, and what we have to do now is to let Mephisto let us go, naturally we have to do what he likes, do you know what he likes?"
”Loki looked down and thought for a moment, the distant firelight illuminated her white face, and said faintly: "He is a lord of hell, and the things that demons like are not very different, they like to torment people, they like power, they crave the title of Satan......
If there is anything different between him and others, it is that his son, the Blackheart Demon, always wants to rebel. ”Deadpool nodded repeatedly, and then slammed his fist with a strange smile: "I have an idea, we can be ghosts, just ask other hell lords to deal with him." ”"But it has nothing to do with the weaknesses I talked about earlier."
The corners of Loki's mouth twitched.And Deadpool lifted the mask and plucked his nostrils, and said with a cheap smile: "Otherwise, how can it be called different?"
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My goddess, I offer you half of the creatures of the earth, you said that you like the soul of man the most, are you in a better mood now?"
In the void, a vast platform floats, and on this platform is a garden filled with withered flowers and weeds.A strong man in a blue leotard with purple skin is diligently holding a skeleton from behind to show his merits.The skeleton was wearing a black hooded robe, and the white miserable bones seemed to be suspended under the hood, but somehow, the robe was worn out of its graceful curves.She was looking at the garden boredly at this time, looking absent-minded, and in the face of Thanos's puppy-like flattery, she simply responded, without even turning back."
Oh."
But it was such a simple response, Thanos was as sweet as eating sugar, the madness on his face was even stronger, the red pupils in his eyes seemed to be burning, and he hurriedly spoke: "It's good if you're happy, this is just the beginning, when I collect all the Infinity Stones, I will kill all the creatures in the entire universe and let their souls come to you, you are the master of this universe." ”The skeleton broke free from his arms and walked towards the depths of the garden: "Okay, I'll take a shower, you can go." ”"Goddess, look at me again, please, tell me that I have done a good job and can be worthy of you."
Thanos got down on one knee and offered death a bouquet of flowers, which he had planted himself.Collect the most beautiful plant seeds from different planets in the universe, carefully cultivate them, and finally select the most gorgeous ones to collect and make this bouquet, hoping that the goddess will like it.If she accepts that even if the flowers wither just by the smell of 'death', then Thanos will be happy.However, the attitude of death is still not far away."
Leave it there, I'm tired."
With that, death vanished like a phantom, leaving only a wisp of incense.The goddess of death used to be close to her, and even if she killed someone, she would applaud happily and give a fragrant kiss.I don't know when it started, her attitude became more and more cold, like ......
Thanos shook his head and slowly rose from the ground, his face cloudy and his facial muscles twitching uncontrollably.His nose was constantly dilating violently, and his nostrils were gushing with rough air, but he still gently placed the bouquet on the stone table beside him, turned and bowed his head to leave, thinking about what else he hadn't done well enough.It must be that killing people is not enough, it must be so, if you kill all the people in the universe, leaving only me and the goddess, she will definitely marry me happily. ’Thanos raised his hand, looked at the gems set in the golden glove, and as if he had made up his mind, he hurried back to his battleship.