"Don't come here!
I'm warning you!
”In the midst of the eternal burning hell, there are some different scenes today, and the lord Mephisto, who used to be wilting and drooping, is very energetic at this time.He was peeking around his obsidian throne and a figure, his face full of disgust and disgust, running and retching from time to time."
I'm chasing you, if I catch you, I'll ...... you" The so-called other figure is none other than Deadpool dressed as a sailor in a sailor uniform and a beautiful girl sailor month.At this point, his mask had been removed, and he was wearing a pair of yellow pantyhose on his head as a double ponytail wig, and his whole person was in a twisted pose of 'walking for the moon', his arms crossed together, and he pointed at Mephisto with a 'very six plus one' gesture.The Hell Lord didn't want to hey this disgusting rotten meat, nor did he want to be rotten meat, and today, he finally felt the fear of being dominated by something indescribable.Mephisto is also well-informed, although it is true that he is not as senior as the 'beast', but he also caught up with the end of the original God War, that is, the battle in which Gaia sacrificed himself to help Otsutou and the God Eater defeat Sithorne and Sette.As a demon, Lao Mo was originally on the elimination list of the Eastern Star Goddess, but he was very clever and immediately switched to the door of 'death', and there were several other hell lords like him.This is to save his life and participate in the cycle of life and soul, and it is not good for Ao Shutu to interfere in the hell system that has been formed.For hundreds of millions of years since then, Mephisto has been sitting in his own hell, seeing the joys and sorrows of the world, the ups and downs, and at the same time deceiving countless human beings on the earth, sending cleansed souls to death.But he'd never seen something as disgusting as Deadpool!
Is this really a human being?
In terms of the feeling of the soul, yes, Deadpool's size and soul strength are completely ordinary human.But the point is, this thing doesn't do anything at all!
Not long ago, he and Loki found Mephisto together, and said that he wanted the Hell Lord to revive them, not only bringing out Cousin Knell to scare Old Mo, but also saying that if he didn't let him go, he would contact the other Hell Lords to make trouble together.But Lao Mo is scared?
The Supreme Mage is strong, but his own Hell Dimension is not yet the turn of the humans in the Main Dimension!
And you've all said your plan, can I still give you a chance to implement it?
He exerted his power on the spot, taking Deadpool's soul in his hands, ready to pinch and knead the circle.However, something terrible happened, Deadpool's soul felt different, grabbing him was like pinching a piece of pus-blooded mixed with vomit, and he had a strong 'disgusting' attribute, even reaching the conceptual level.Mephisto immediately let go, but even so, the sticky touch of the manure in his hand lingered in his heart, so much so that he left a psychological shadow and retched when he thought about it.He often disembowels human souls and pulls out the contents to play with, and it stands to reason that nothing can affect him.But Deadpool is different, that disgusting feeling seems to be directly poured into Lao Mo's mind and soul, and he can't even resist.Mephisto called his men again, threw Deadpool into the furnace of hell to wash it up, and then arranged for someone to torture him.However, after a while, a demon who vomited and cried came back to report that Deadpool's soul had nothing to do, and that he was performing a water ballet in the lava with his bare butt, and that disgusting feeling spread along the lava and heat, and vomited all the staff and souls in Hell.If this continues, the whole hell will be polluted, and the lava will be replaced by everyone's vomit, and then it will be over!
Mephisto was silent for a long time, and could only temporarily give up on cleansing Deadpool's soul, intending instead to lock him up somewhere that would never see the light of day, or seal him with magic.However, it is also useless.Deadpool complains to the air that life is too sad after meeting Thanos and that the script can't be played.So a 'bald old man with brown sunglasses in the house' suddenly appears in the seal and presents Deadpool with the 'Story Continuity' gem.With this gem, Deadpool can 'cut' useless 'images' from the 'cause' to the 'effect'.For example, in the previous painting, he was stabbing the ground with the dry skin that fell off his body, and in the next painting, he came out of the seal, anyway, the audience didn't like to see it during the lockpicking process, so it would be good to delete it directly.It makes so much sense.can't be killed, can't be washed, can't be trapped, and now the situation has reversed, and it has become Wade chasing Mephisto to play.It's not that he can't escape hell by himself, but he has to do it after receiving someone else's Loki's order, which is the professional ethics of a mercenary.Besides, it's useless for the soul to escape from hell, he also wants to change himself to a new body with 'some specialty' from Lao Mo, after all, a lot of girls are still waiting for him.Mephisto tried all the options he could think of, but there was no way to take Deadpool now, and Loki had been smiling and watching from a distance, as if he was watching the excitement."
If you come near me, I'll kill Loki!
She's your employer, isn't she?
If I kill her, you won't get paid!
”Maybe she was laughing too arrogantly, and Lao Mo, who was running around the throne, suddenly pointed the finger at the mercenary.Deadpool stopped, his rotten face showing a pensive expression, and tilted his head in thought, "Hmm, that's really a problem......
But the conditions in hell were terrible, and my ass was dry to the point of being upturned, like the trunk of a tree in the dry season in Africa.Looking at the lively transgender gods over there, why don't you think of a way to pay in advance?
Have a Bitcoin account?
”However, Loki is not a vegetarian either, she smiled evilly, and lightly opened Sakura's lips without any panic: "Now that Ragnarok is over, and thanks to Mephisto's previous 'generosity', I am now a 'living person' in the flesh."
Kill me?
Then I would like to thank him, because then my soul will automatically go to the Heim Underworld according to the 'distribution of death', and if you have to detain me, you will cross the line." ”"It's good that you dark people always have a backup plan."
Deadpool sighed a little enviously, snapped his navel with his fingers, flicked the mud mixed with blood to the side, and looked at the helllord with a cloudy face: "How is it?"
Lao Mo, is it bending down to pick up the soap on the ground?
Or will I and my employer be resurrected?
”At some point, a pink soap appeared on the ground between Old Mo and Deadpool.Hell is full of demons, and they also have to live, although they are basically bare-chested and show red skin, but at least they wear a crotch cloth.If you have cloth, you need to wash it, so it makes sense to have soap in hell, right?"
You'll win this time, Loki, but we'll have time to play slowly in the future."
Mephisto was tired, and raised his claws to show that he had been able to survive to this day, relying on his ability to bend and stretch: "Ktor, Amora, Deadpool, it's not up to me whether the three of you can be resurrected, I can only send you to another place and ask for the opinion of an existence." ”"So?
Okay, I'm pretty confident in my eloquence anyway, and your boss will like me too. ”Wade nodded, and the golden double ponytail wig on his head swayed very reasonably: "But Loki, is he going to sign a supplementary agreement with us in case he reverses?"
You magicians should know better, right?
”"I've been ready for a long time."
Loki rubbed his fingers, and a contract suddenly appeared, slowly floating in front of Mephisto.The Hell Lord looked at the contract, glared at Loki angrily, and pressed his own handprint.Then, as if he didn't want to see Deadpool, he waved his hand, and the flames of hell poured out of the black ground to form teleporters, throwing Wade directly out of hell."
Poof!"
In the next second, Wade found himself falling into the icy water, he immediately took off his clothes and began to scrub himself, after all, he wanted to see Lao Mo's boss, I don't know who it is, it's more polite to wash white, isn't it?
But halfway through the scrubbing, he inadvertently turned around, only to find that there was a beautiful woman in black tulle in the pool who was also bathing, and the woman was still staring between Deadpool's legs, secretly swallowing saliva.Wade smiled confidently, danced the elephant dance on the spot, and tilted his head as if the dried avocado had been gnawed by a dog: "Hey, beauty, how many shots?"
”The woman was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, her cold face suddenly seemed to bloom like a hundred flowers, she stretched out her white arms, opened her arms and made an invitation: "You have the guts?"
Do you know who I am?
”"You're a woman, I'm a man, it's as simple as that, does it matter if you're a different identity?
Besides, if you ask me how much money I have, I'll say no, but you have to ask ...... guts" Wade laughed strangely, and immediately swam towards the other party in a dog-like position, jumped out of the water like a dolphin, and spoke very reasonably while swimming: "My Deadpool Wade Wilson is notoriously bold!"
Take it, electric spiral silver snake drill!
”"Ah~~~!"
The mysterious woman made a strange noise.