"Master."
Seeing the arrival of the death knell, Xiao Wang nodded and said hello, and staggered the position by the way, so that Su Ming could see what he was talking to.It is a duck, about 80 cm tall, wearing a suit and tie.Su Ming heard a shrill voice before, thinking that Xiao Wang had found a female captive, and the hero was here to save the beauty.But alas, this is another case, and the voices of cartoon funny characters are also shrill.At this time, the duck was locked in a cell, and the white feathers all over his body looked gray and gray, and he was very unenergetic.He wanted Xiao Wang to let him out, but the duck that could talk made the mage more vigilant."
Isn't this Howard's strange duck, how did it fall into the hands of the heir?"
Su Ming recognized the duck, but it was right to think about it, the duck man should also be regarded as an animal totem.He waved his hand and motioned for Xiao Wang to untie the duck and get it out.DuckWorld is another dimension where the 'Duck People' race lives, they are the same as the Earth in every way, except that people are ducks and ducks are people.Strictly speaking, Howard's Strange Duck is still a high-dimensional creature, but it is weak.He should be a permanent resident of Earth 616, because it was the Demon King Thorge who tried to use magic to descend on his Hell Dimension to the Main Dimension, which accidentally affected the duck world, causing Howard to fall into the 'Reality Bond', and fell out of the swamp vortex of Florida on Earth 616 at the other end of the bond.Since then, he has not thought about going home, but has settled in Earth616, driving a taxi at night and working as a detective during the day, working hard."
You know me?"
The duck staggered out of the cage, flapping his suit and feathers: "Duck God, I thought I was going to die, but fortunately I was able to convince the monsters that I was a seagull and that I was a living on marine litter, full of toxins. ”The strange duck had human-like limbs, but covered with white feathers and a duck's head, and he reached out to shake hands with Deathbell, almost squeezing out two tears."
You're safe, and it just so happens that the ultimate Spider-Man in your world is here, so he'll take you back later."
Su Ming took out a cigarette and threw it to the duck to calm him down: "But you haven't answered my question yet, why are you in the dungeon of the heir family?"
”The strange duck who was free from the shackles used magic to make a small flame, lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, and said very depressedly: "This is a long story, you are from a parallel world, right?"
You may not understand what I said. ”Howard Duck is a knowledgeable person, after all, they are all locked up here, and the ghost knows which parallel world this is."
Let's hear it first, I'm the Supreme Mage."
Su Ming hovered cross-legged in mid-air, and pulled the collar of his cloak to prove his identity from the side.Howard's Strange Duck knows a little bit of magic, which was taught to him by Doctor Strange of 616, after all, he is a dimensional creature, and he has a bit of talent in this area.Powerful magic doesn't work, but the basic shield spells and ignition magic have been learned, so Howard the Strange Duck has something to do with Kama Taj.Oh, there is no Kama Taj left in Earth 616, everyone has long since died, even the Maunak who has a little relationship is dead, and only Strange and Xiao Wang are left.This kind of poor relatives who only care about their own well-being and have given up the foundation of their ancestors for nearly a thousand years still don't think it's good, then it's okay.The duck listened to the words of the death knell, and there was nothing to hide, and then everyone walked out and told the tragic story.Actually, it's not so miserable, because 616's Captain America is hanging, isn't it?
So as the Howard Duck who was not registered in the Civil War was considered unregistered and thus wanted.It's not that he doesn't want to register, it's mainly because the clerk thinks he's a duck and doesn't have a social security account and can't prove his identity, so they don't register him.Strange Duck wanted to reapply for a social security account, but the other group of staff thought that the information he provided was not comprehensive enough to prove that he was a duck born in the United States, so he had to apply for a nationality certificate first.He went to do the nationality matter again, but the new staff member said that the United States has no precedent for issuing nationality to ducks, and if he really wants American nationality, he must either marry an American or invest a certain amount.So he was going to discuss marriage with his girlfriend and his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, but the ex-boyfriend had to blame the duck for marrying him, otherwise he would SM him to death, because he was a duck and not a person, so he was not protected by the law.Frightened, Howard Duck began to find a way to prove that he was a human being, and went to the hospital for a biological identification or something.But he doesn't have medical insurance, so he can't afford that expense, and if he wants to apply for medical insurance, he must first submit a tax certificate.And to issue a tax payment certificate, it is necessary to ......
As he spoke, Howard burst into tears, because it was so hard to prove that he was a human being in the United States."
So you've been going back and forth between major government departments all these years, and you have to avoid the immigration bureau and the Sky Hammer Bureau from getting you in trouble, and at the same time, you can't let your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend catch you, right?"
Su Ming's expression was very complicated, it was a kind of grievance that wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh."
Yes, I usually have to drive a taxi to make money, so that I don't starve to death on the streets."
The strange duck sighed, the hydrophobic feathers did not stain tears at all, which was very good."
And then you've been caught here by the heirs who smell the totem."
Su Ming knew that taxi drivers in New York were the most prone to accidents.Especially at night, there are often African-Americans who stop the car and say they want to go somewhere in the Highlands or the Hudson River, which is a remote place where absolutely no one is in the middle of the night......"
Just like you say."
Strange Duck lowered his head and spread his hands, he was actually thinking about going back to his hometown now, but he couldn't let go of his girlfriend.His girlfriend, Chloe, is 19 years old and is a very beautiful mixed-race Latina model, although she is a good girl despite drugs, alcohol, and swearing, and every time she sleeps with Howard, she has to play with her ex-boyfriend.Deathknell's eyes rolled and he remembered something, then patted the duck on the shoulder and said kindly: "This matter is actually very easy to solve, I'll help you tell Spider-Man in a while, and Parker Industries will help you get it all done." ”But the law ......
"Strange Duck was glad that someone could help, but he didn't think he could succeed."
After all, he is a duck in the eyes of humans in the main dimension, so how can he prove that he is a human?
Su Ming handed him a can of beer and smiled to make him relax: "In the United States, the law is not as powerful as money, and you can really do whatever you want with money."
By the way, my name is Deathknell, not only the Supreme Master, but also some ways to make a fortune, do you want to know about it?
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