"Ready?
Prick up your ears, because the story I'm going to tell is so great that it's so informative that it will make your little brain explode like an egg in a microwave. ”"Yes, I'm the girl who is called 'Able to Climb Over the Wall', I can see and hear you, maybe it's one of my schizophrenia symptoms, maybe it's some amazing superpower, but it doesn't matter, what matters is how the story is.""
So here I go?
Don't interject, okay Li!
Hee-hee!
”"For a long, long time...
Actually, it wasn't that long ago, there was an amazing girl, she was homeless, and she had her home all over the world, her name was Dada!
Harleen Quezel!
”"Okay, that's me, you know again, that's awesome, but don't interject any more.""
Anyway, I'm not quite like a heroine in a traditional fairy tale, because I'm lying, I'm not a native of Gotham, but an outsider who moved to the city at the age of thirteen, and used to live in a small town called Aishole, or Secluded Eye.""
It's better to call the town hell than hell, because there are no fairy tale princesses in this kind of place, and my mother always said that devils are all over the world.""
My father's name was Dash Alabaster Quezel, he was a mechanic and a good man, he never sweared, he always smiled and worked hard, and he once promised me a new house for my family, the kind with a swimming pool and inflatable crocodiles, he had good expectations for life and believed in the goodness of human nature.""
So he was killed, and when I was four years old, he was shot and killed in a garage because the killer liked the baseball cap he wore while he was working.""
People always have to eat in life, and my mother was also worried about this problem at that time, she was a full-time housewife and didn't have any other skills, so she chose to ask other men for money, so I knew when I was five years old that men liked Naiko, which is probably why I liked psychology later.""
I like to study what other people want and what happens when they don't.""
To get back to the point, she worked in a fast-food restaurant during the day and a part-time striptease at night, which was not a high-level job, and naturally had little income, and when she was six years old, the bank took my family's house, and my mother and I had to move to the only remaining car, and every morning I used the sprinkler on someone else's lawn to brush my teeth and wash my face.""
When I was 10 years old, the car was stolen, and then we lived in bridges and dilapidated houses for a few years, and she still broke down when I was thirteen, she was not yet 30 years old, she was still young and beautiful, and she felt that she should not live such a life.""
She told me that there are two paths in the world, an angelic path and a demon path, the former is very difficult and rarely rewarding, and the latter, at least all the way down is very simple.""
So she decided to go to a high-end cruise ship called 'Delicious Cherry' to work as a prostitute and see if she could catch a rich man, and then gave me a ticket and five dollars, and an address, and told me to go to the big city of Gotham to live with my grandmother, whom I had never met before.""
It was a summer, and the bus was full of bad perfume mixed with the smell of my own armpits, but it didn't matter, what mattered was a little girl's first impression of Gotham, and that was – tall buildings, tall buildings, tall and tall houses, and that's it.""
You can't see the sun on the streets during the day, just the feeling of dark clouds and acid rain, which is cool.""
Unfortunately, my grandmother died for a while, and Gotham was still ruled by the Sopranos at that time, so her death was quite normal, dying from stray bullets in street shootouts, leaving me with a room full of sex toys and many circus dolls.""
Fortunately, the landlord of my grandmother's house took me in, his name is Beni, he is also a drag queen, a fairy godmother, with a cheerful and optimistic personality, he and a dozen ladyboy friends together set up a 'queen song and dance troupe', these ladyboys are also rare good people in Gotham.""
In general, my grandmother's insurance compensation is enough for a few years of rent, Beni said that she can take care of my food and housing, and send me to school, Gotham Middle School, where I also met Xiaohong, my best friend, but at that time she was mediocre, buckteeth, eyes, freckles, hair loss, and big glasses, so that she couldn't recognize the hot girl covered in pothos ten years later.""
That's pretty much it, I was in high school, and Bennie's house was demolished by the Kane family's Millennium Real Estate Company, and the ladyboys had to go their separate ways, and Beni went to New York with Wayne Enterprises' condolences to the demolition refugees.The small building I live in now is her inheritance to me, and letting a circus live in it is also to inherit her will. ”"Some people ask why it is the Millennium Real Estate that is demolished, but it is Wayne Enterprises who is compensated?
Is there still anyone who doesn't know that Bruce's mother's maiden name is actually Martha Kane?
”"By the way, during this time I also received a postcard from my mother, saying that she was going to make a fortune and that she would soon be able to live with me, but I haven't heard from her since.Hopefully she's really got rich and abandoned me, instead of dying somewhere no one knows. ”"In high school, I went to a juvenile detention center several times, there is nothing to say, I am good at studying, so I was successfully admitted to Gotham University and obtained a doctorate in psychology ahead of schedule.""
And then there's the that everybody knows, going to Arkham for an internship, meeting the Joker, and then going crazy for years or decades, breaking the earth and restarting it too many times, until I finally left Gotham for New York.""
I don't remember exactly when, the editors messed up the storyline, but I remember being caught by Darkseid and going to the Apocalypse, and he thought I was full of darkness, so he released me and let me join the Nemesis squad and train with Granny Kindness.""
After discovering that I was even crazier than she was, the old woman announced that I had graduated, and Darkseid gave me a set of equipment, including a sledgehammer from Apocalypse.""
And the heavy stepping girl of Diversity 1?
It's just that my subordinates are defeated, and in the editors' settings, when I pick up the two-handed hammer, the fighting ability is on the same level as Batman by default, because I often knock him on the head. ”"Having said so much, I'm cool anyway, believe it or not, it's up to you, now it's time to let time flow, look at that little gorilla's unbelievable look, and make him lose his big teeth in a moment.""
It's okay Jim Lee, I can continue here, and I'll invite you to dinner next time."
After talking to herself, Harley rearranged her fighting stance, thought about it, and went to the enemy's back from a different angle, and put the hammer in front of the enemy, before nodding in the unknown direction during the pause.Time resumed flowing, and the heavy pedal, which was still in the process of charging, had no time to react, and his big face hit the power hammer and he passed out directly.Hallie burst out laughing, she thought it was very funny, and then under the gaze of Bobo's black question mark, she slowly carried the weapon on her shoulder, and wiped her thumb with a small nose: "That's it, can we continue?"
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