To put it bluntly, weddings in the West are relatively simple, and now the conditions do not allow it, Su Ming has no way to find a priest to come, and there are no on-site guests to watch the ceremony, let alone a buffet.Aside from the red carpet and a few flowers, the big cake was more conspicuous, and Hallie had already stared at it several times.After Lori recites the lines that stimulate the Golden Eagle's mentality, Strangler controls the sound department to play the wedding march, in which the little gorilla is carried by the android and walks comically forward with his arms and feet off the ground.Orangutan was born in a circus, and he also knows very well what the effect of the show is, at this time, if Golden Eagle is watching TV, the only media channel that is still playing in Gotham, then the more funny and unbearable he behaves, the more angry Golden Eagle will be.His character is a clown in this scene.So Bobo didn't show any wisdom beyond ordinary people at all, but imitated the ordinary orangutans in the zoo, hanging on the arms of androids, rolling his lower lip and laughing, and screaming, looking like a slightly smarter beast.To the sound of music, he danced and pointed to the cake and pointed to his mouth, dripping saliva and wetting the front of his clothes.The death knell who walked behind Bobo admired him a little, the little lucky orangutan is really dedicated, he really doesn't need to be specific, and he never drops the chain.This kind of performance is indeed just right, the worse the groom, the more unbalanced the psychology of the golden eagle will be, as long as he sees this scene, as a man will definitely not be able to bear it.'
Would you rather sleep with an orangutan than sleep with me?'
’'What is this bridegroom?'
’'Mother!
It's a humiliation to me!
’Thoughts like that should be there, right?
After all, the Golden Eagle regards the Eagle Girl as his own forbidden body, so now that he sees her 'resurrected', he will definitely not let other men touch her, let alone an orangutan.In the final analysis, perverted motherhood is still a kind of cognitive misalignment, and it is also a distorted 'identity worship'.Even in Golden Eagle's heart, he wanted to rape Kendra for her good.Because of his past experiences, that was the real lacklustre, the glory years were before adulthood, when he was rich and beautiful as a mule.That time period was considered by himself to be the peak of his life, because even if he joined the superhero team later, he only barely survived.At the pinnacle of his life, in addition to his drug transportation skills, the only thing he can be praised for is his ability to mess around with women in bed.But the women he dealt with were all paid to do things, and in the process, they must have praised his ability in that regard, and in order to please the boss, they would say that they wanted to have his children and so on.It's all routines, and Wade doesn't know how much money he was coaxed away by the ladies because of this.And the difference is that the little cousin is a sober person in the madness, he is just looking for fun, and he knows it in his heart.But Golden Eagle is just the opposite, he is really proud of it.He now worships his mother's reincarnation, that is, Kendra, and loves her deeply.wants to provide her with the best enjoyment, the best life in his shallow cognition.So he wants to bring out the best things he has, he wants his mother to enjoy the bliss of the world, to use his own body to make his mother comfortable every day, and to give birth to some perfect children to share the joy of family.And Kendra's resistance was seen by him as a mother's kindness to refuse her child, so he insisted very much, even if he was beaten by her, he would not give up, because this is love.It's not that crazy people don't have logic, it's just that ordinary people can't understand it.Of course, this is the pathological thinking of a madman, and it is not worth advocating.People with this kind of complex, often when it comes to the person who is the mother figure in their hearts, will show a very strong desire for exclusivity, so that they can do anything crazy.That's the idea of the whole tactic.The short red carpet soon came to an end, and a couple stood next to the big cake, and the emcee Lori looked down at the steps on the note, which said some delaying problems.Why hasn't the Golden Eagle come yet?
She can't hold on!"
Three lads fell in love with a girl at the same time, and in order to decide which of them could marry her, they decided to have a duel with a pistol.Xiao Lizi's hit rate is 30%, Xiao Huang Mao is better than him, the hit rate is 50%, and the best gunner is Vasily, he never makes mistakes, and the hit rate is 100%.Because of this obvious fact, for the sake of fairness, they decided to shoot in this order: Xiao Lizi shot first, Xiao Huangmao second, Vasily last.And then so the cycle goes on until they are left with only one person, then excuse me......
When did Nick Fury die?
”When she finished reading the last sentence on the teleprompter note, Lori shook herself and almost fell.Who is this Nick Fury?
It doesn't appear in the question stem at all!
Wrong!
Who has a brain teaser at a wedding?!
The old bat on the other end of the screen smiled slightly, he already knew the answer.It is known that the three of them are fighting with pistols, so the rule of the duel is that there must be witnesses, and the duel to win the lover was very popular in the Renaissance era, and the witnesses were often the girl herself.After all, in front of the beloved girl, no one is embarrassed to use off-the-plate tricks, so it's fair.Then Nick Fury is this girl, she actually appears in the title, but it is very hidden, and the girl has a man's name, which is a means of misleading information.And the probability of Xiao Lizi, who was the first to shoot, hitting the target is only 30%, is it another language trap, simply talking about the hit rate?
Is the probability of hitting something?
There is a small probability of hitting the target of the duel, and there is a high probability of hitting the notary, right?
So it's highly likely that Nick Fury would have died at the time of the first shot!
The old bat sat in his chair and nodded with satisfaction, very satisfied with his sword, and at the same time a little interested in this ghost who came up with the question, this is simply a new generation of riddler.Thinking of the old man who died in Arkham, his expression became a little embarrassed again.Not to mention that Batman was watching TV and answering questions, anyway, after a bunch of brain teasers about Nick Fury came out, Lori's whole body was numb.Is it okay to have the name of this unknown character appear more often than today's protagonist Bobo?
Luckily, after about twenty minutes, the wedding was back on track.There is often a process at weddings in the United States, where the priest asks anyone present if there is any objection to the marriage.Generally speaking, it's just a formality, but occasionally it will cause the drama of the bride running away, and because it is a 'wedding before the gods', this kind of repentance is actually recognized by the gods by default, not only is it not a cheating exposure, but the groom generally has no face to chase.Lori, whose mouth was dry, saw the end of the burlesque and happily read the last paragraph on the large note: "Before announcing the marriage of the two of them, I must ask the guests present, do any of you oppose this sacred marriage?"
”"Me!
Anti!
Right!
”As soon as she finished speaking, someone smashed the glass of the studio facing the street, and appeared in a dashing heroic posture.