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Chapter 2826 Fully Automatic


The cemetery is full of rancid smell, and it was originally very close to nature, like a park, with butterflies flying and birds singing, and probably the dead were in a good mood to sleep here.But now, it smells like a livestock market after the stalls have been closed."

Don't!

Don't joke with her corpse. ”Da Dai hasn't said that she regrets it, Xiao Dai stopped the death knell first, she still can't bear to see her sisters being forced to participate in some confession programs even after death.Because Amazon warriors have never had any regrets, they must follow through on their own decisions, rather than saying things against their will with the help of the external force of green and ultraviolet lights."

Actually, it's not just a regret chair, it has other functions."

Su Ming replaced the night sword in his hand with a golden scimitar: "God killer, drum washing machine liner." ”I saw that the Godslayer had turned into a small tank, and there was a propeller at the bottom of it.Knell took out mineral water and added it to it, while explaining: "Look at this sister of yours, she has been a black light corpse for more than ten days, and she has not had time to take care of her appearance, so her hair and face are covered with dried brains and flesh, in this case, do you want her to die so ugly?"

”"It's enough for the Amazons to die heroically, and things like their appearance don't matter."

Xiao Dai looked at her boyfriend with suspicious eyes, she had some bad premonitions, and because of this, she said the creed of the warriors, wanting to refuse Deathknell's help.The black light Dai sat on the small table and chair, looking a little dazed, and the power of the other nine lamp rings was fighting against the black light energy in her body through this set of torture tools, which made her also briefly regain her clarity."

Am I dead?"

She wanted to reach out and touch the wound on her neck, because in memory, she was bitten by Superman from behind, and she wanted to die with Superman the Black Light, but there wasn't enough time left for her, and before she could hit Clark, she was corpsed.But now her hands were held to the table in handcuffs from the manifestation of energy, so she couldn't move at all."

Well, you've been transformed into a black-light corpse."

Su Ming finished pouring a few bottles of water and put the small water tank that the god killer turned into behind the chair: "The black light corpse can only be resurrected through the white lamp's spirit of existence, so I'm afraid we will have to kill you once now, and then destroy the corpse, lest the black light control you again." ”"Then do it!

You're from a parallel world, right?

Thank you. ”A smile appeared on Dadai's rotten face, and she closed her eyes very calmly."

Don't worry, you see your hair is dry and split ends, and then look at my Diana."

Su Ming helped her take a strand of hair and put it in front of her eyes, and pointed to Xiao Dai's soft hair: "I have a way to make you have a perfect appearance." ”Women are afraid of comparison, and the sense of competition in the hearts of Amazon female warriors makes them unwilling to admit defeat.Even if Xiao Dai was kind and didn't want Da Dai to suffer more, he couldn't stand it and opened his eyes and looked at the hair of the two, and then immediately accepted the help of Death Knell.However, Da Dai still corrected the statement of the death knell, she said: "The daughter of the Amazon belongs only to Olympus, and you, as a mortal, had better not say the same thing as before, Zeus of your world will be angry when he knows it." ”"Whatever you want!"

Hearing Da Dai mention Olympus again, Xiao Dai really couldn't understand what she was thinking about all day, and she didn't want to care about it, so she just took off the belt around the waist of the isotope in a huff.The heroine of Earth 12 does not have a lasso of the mantra, and instead has the 'Gaia Gold Lock', which is the rough-machined belt of the Titan's mother pants.This is a wide belt that looks like a boxing champion style, and it's not bad artifact armor, if you don't take it off, it will take a little effort to kill Dadai.Deathstroke glanced at Harley and Bobo, Martian Hunter was actually defeated by Lori, who copied Superhuman Strength and Shadow Magic, Jelly Bean's flamethrower was just the icing on the cake, and the orangutan was adding fuel to the fire."

Very good, we still have some time, you can experience my new invention first, the automatic inverted hair washing machine!"

I saw that the small table and chair that appeared from the lamp restraint turned back, and directly soaked the whole head of the black lamp into the sink, and then the drum began to operate, and began to clean her face and hair at high speed.After more than ten seconds, the washing step was completed, and the Godslayer conjured a hair dryer in the bucket at the command of Deathstroke to begin the drying process.It takes about 30 seconds to get the workflow down, and when the chair is back in place......

Black Light Wonder Woman was wearing a perfect white skull at this time, and her tongue and eyes were washed away.There's no way, although the black light ring can make the long flesh of the skeleton become a zombie-like existence, but the skin and flesh of the living corpse are rotten, and the scalp is not firm, and the natural flesh and blood will be peeled off after being cleaned by the artifact washing machine."

Gross!

Damn man!

”Shocked Xiao Dai saw this scene, and immediately turned to nausea to retch, she really couldn't stand this kind of stimulation, and then looked at Su Ming with anger in her eyes, raised her fist and hit him on the shoulder, wanting him to give an explanation: "This is the perfect appearance you said?!"

What about her face?!

What about her hair?!

”"Didn't you say that looks aren't important to Amazon warriors?

So I helped her show a more 'pure' side. ”Su Ming grabbed Xiao Dai's hand, winked at her, and said nonsense: "Skeletons represent the purity of human nature, and also represent pure divinity, I think it suits her quite well." ”Not to mention, although Da Dai has a larger skeleton, full of tendons and meat, and a tiger's back and bear's waist, he is still a large beauty, and his skull is very in line with the standard style of human beings, which is very artistic.At least in the eyes of lunatics and psychopaths."

I...

That's not what I mean when I say I don't care about looks!

”Xiao Dai gasped for breath, and immediately pulled out the Vulcan Sword to destroy Da Dai's black light ring, and simply killed her other self neatly, just like she was afraid that she would have no eyes and asked to look in the mirror or something: "How will you let me face her in the future?"

When you see her, you will think of a huge body with a small skull on top of it......

"Su Ming, who put away the god killers and tables and chairs, shrugged his shoulders, hugged Xiao Dai in his arms and touched his back: "The incarnations of justice are not so close to each other, how many chances do you have to see yourself on Earth 12?"

Forget about it after a while. ”"We're going to have a good talk when this is over, I know that many times you have a plan, but the means you take are too extreme."

She lay on the man's chest, punched him, and whispered."

If it works, we'll see."

Su Ming laughed, beckoned the cloak over, sent the bodies of Hal and Da Dai to the sun for cremation, and then led people to fly to the tortured Martian hunters.