"You, wouldn't it be better to play according to the rules?
You don't have to be so curious. ”Su Ming shook his head while inspecting the transformed Bat Cave, and spoke to the clown who was swaying behind him and covering his mouth, with a tone of hatred: "In Gotham, only uniforms are recognized, no matter who is under the mask, this is everyone's default rules of the game."
I said I'm a plumber, but you have to see who I am, and now I'm scared of my teeth, right?
”At this time, the Bat Cave has become a Pansi Cave restaurant, and the clown has somehow gotten a lot of green and purple silk to decorate it all and hang a beautiful curtain.A large table was prepared, candles and cutlery were arranged, and the white tablecloth was very clean.But the original things of Batman, except for the big dinosaur, are gone, and even the host of the brother's eye is gone."
Poof!
Hehe!
Obviously you knocked it out!
”The clown was full of blood but very happy, and laughed happily with a leaky voice: "I know who you are, this style of cold jokes, you are the death knell, right?"
Interesting, after the mask was finished, he also looked curiously at the heating steel pipe that emitted golden light in the plumber's hand, and there was an electric current wrapped around it, it was really funny!"
Where's all the Batman stuff?
I'm not here to talk to you, and I don't want to bother with you and him, I want all kinds of metals, and those little inventions that he has in his collection. ”Su Ming knocked on the wall without looking back, trying to find a possible secret door.He knew that there were actually many floors under the bat cave, such as the lowest floor was the prison, and at the same time there were refrigerators and other equipment, but he didn't know where the switch to the passage was."
I didn't throw his things, they are all in the little hole over here."
The clown pointed to an abyss between the stalactites that seemed to lead to the ground: "You say that he sold his home to me as a compromise, what do you mean?"
”"It's not interesting, he's old, he needs time to pick an heir, and he wants to pause the game with you."
Su Ming came to the stalactite bush and glanced down."
No!
I don't allow him to be replaced!
”The Joker raised his face and bit his fist hard: "There is only one Batman, I don't want a fake!"
I have to let him kill me before he retires!
”The Joker's purpose had never changed, he wanted to see Batman laugh, even if it was the relieved smile he had after killing himself."
You go down with me."
Deathstroke grabbed the clown by the collar and jumped into the abyss, and during the fall he also said, "Wouldn't it be nice if you had a better plan than opening an amusement park, maybe calling it the final joke, and leaving the bat with a perfect smile before he died?"
”"Hah!
Ha ha!
That's right!
”The clown squirmed, as if he had climaxed just by fantasizing about it, and saliva mixed with blood flowed from the edge of his mouth: "I want him to remember me forever, close his eyes and see my smile and follow my example!"
First of all, how about I make him angry and kill everyone he knows?
”"When you kill someone, you can try to use a road roller, that one is more visually striking."
Knell just made a coping suggestion, he really wasn't interested in the timeline of the parallel world's past, especially this kind of independent closed loop.Because as long as you go back to the normal Earth 12 time stream, what should happen will still happen."
Well, the roller, then I need a very large one, preferably one that can crush Gotham into crepes" The Joker really thought about it, and he went back into a paranoid personality.As Knell expected, every Batman on Earth has squirrel disease, and many of the things he collects are thrown into the abyss by the Joker, piled up like garbage at the bottom of this cavern.Just casually swept his eyes, and he saw a lot of kryptonite toys, as well as a lot of equipment of unknown purpose.Is it really necessary for such a thing as a bat snowshoe?
Also, what is the difference between the bat electric toothbrush and the regular version sold on the market?
Pulling those miscellaneous items apart, Su Ming found a few props he wanted from the toy mountain, not because he could use them, but because he couldn't let the emperor get them.First of all, N metal, at this point in time, there is no multiverse that has experienced the dark metal event, and few people understand what N metal does, but Batman has a hoard, and he doesn't know where to pick up the mace weapons of Hawkman and Hawkgirl, as well as scrapped wings.These are all N metals, and if they fall into the hands of the future emperor, they can really build a small cosmic tuning fork.Then there are the weapons used by the Claw Assassins, including daggers and Hidden Blades, which are alloys with amber and gold components, and must also be taken away.The final machine made of promethium metal is not far away, it does not need to be held, the nature of promethium metal is very stable, it cannot stimulate the power of connection or crisis, it is simply strong and durable, there is no need.Bat gold is the most active and darkest thing, but there is no one in this bat cave, and time has not developed to that point."
I've figured out how to play with Batman, then this amusement park is for you, and I'm going to leave for a while."
The clown took it out in his arms, and when he took out the handkerchief to wipe his mouth, he also took out a copy of the title deed, ready to give the place to Deathbell.He was ready to use his death to make that final joke and give Batman a smile he would never forget, so he was very generous about giving away these things outside of him.But Su Ming stopped him: "No, you can't go yet, because the most important thing is you, or rather, your blood and the clown virus." ”It's hard to say where Bacchus Kim is on Earth 12 for the time being, but the Joker himself is an active Bacchus.Why did Su Ming play with him again before, and talk so much nonsense with him, all to keep the clown by his side temporarily."
Oh?
It seems that someone covets the treasure of the little bat, and the treasure mentioned here is me. ”The Joker stopped, his funny scalp shoes tap-danced on the slippery ground, and the whole person was beaming: "Then I have to see what kind of villain is going to break up me and Batman, and I hope his liver will taste better, hehe, don't get me wrong, I don't eat people, I just want to give a gift to the killer crocodile."
That stupid big guy is so pathetic, the last time I drove through the triangle, I happened to see him eating dead people's intestines in the small fence window of the sewer, like he was sucking pasta, it was so dirty. ”"Raw?
That's a bit dirty indeed. ”Deathbell nodded."
No, I mean he's a little dirty when he eats in the sewer and doesn't wash his hands, and as for the intestines, they soak green in the sewage, I think it's green food, ahahahahaha" and was caught by the clown and told a joke, he was really optimistic.At this moment, the black light ring of the death knell suddenly glowed uncontrollably, and the air seemed to become cold and viscous in an instant."
It's coming, you should also prepare for a fight, don't use the plastic flower on your chest, that is useless."
Death Knell said to the clown next to him who was laughing endlessly, the black light began to work, then the emperor should also do it."
No problem, I've got a good toy, I was going to show it to Batman, but now let's take it out and let it bask in the moon, oh, what a nice night, the smell of dead people in the air has become stronger!!"
The clown laughed and jumped sideways like an orangutan, clapping his hands as he jumped into the darkness not far away, screaming like a marmot.