"Tsk, look, Miss Cat, isn't everything now enough for you to see the truth?"
At the same time, in Gotham City, two people are talking in the dark in Catwoman's rented apartment, and the man's voice sounds a little funny, accompanied by the sound of a cat's tsk.Catwoman, who grew up as an orphan, loves cats very much, and there are a lot of furry children in the apartment, but these cats are now fried and barking their teeth at the man sitting on the sofa."
It's just that he's worried about the city."
The woman by the window looked at the bat fighter flying in the sky and sighed without a trace: "It doesn't mean that what you said is right, Joker. ”"Oh, are you still unwilling to accept reality?"
The clown is as comfortable as in his own home, sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, pinching the delicate teacup with his orchid fingers and drinking tea: "He wants to find me, not you, because I am more important to him than you!"
Hahahaha" The man smiled so happily that he even shed two tears, and he was deeply moved to see the bats all over the city looking for him.The sad Catwoman covered her chest, as if the previous gunshot wound was still aching, she turned around and closed the curtains, flung out the whip and knocked the clown's teacup away: "Damn it!
I don't believe you!
You just said to put Batman to a little test with my lipstick, but it turned out that he didn't see anything. ”But the clown blinked and only looked at it, and his pale smiling face seemed to reflect in the darkness, and then his voice came quickly: "Oh ho ho, don't kid yourself, Miss Cat, he can see it, he doesn't even need any instruments or color cards, Batman is a master of lipstick, he has studied those red ointments more than anyone else on earth."
You know why?
Because I also use lipstick, he likes to study everything about me, and I have made him" Carrying her whip, Catwoman couldn't help but think of the Joker's words.While it is unknown what the Joker did, he said that he left that lipstick at a crime scene, and if Batman recognized it as Catwoman's lipstick, then he had two options.Either give up the game with the Joker to find the missing Catwoman; Either ignore that message and continue to track the Joker's tracks.It seems that he chose the second option, and Catwoman is understandable, after all, she is well aware of the twisted relationship between the man and the Joker.It's just that Batman didn't expect that the Joker and himself were in the same place, and if he came to him, the game would end immediately, which was like a joke, and it was Batman's pursuit of the Joker that made the game go on endlessly, and the Joker just needed to sit here and arrange laughter to drive those hostages to die one by one.And they don't actually have to die, the Joker said, as long as Batman finds himself, the game is over, and no one will be hurt anymore.Although reason reminds her not to believe anything from the madman, the Joker is always serious about playing with Batman, and he won't joke about it, because he just wants to see the pain of the bat when he knows the truth."
You killed me once, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet, clown, don't think we're friends."
Catwoman put away her whip and turned her head again, just as an explosion occurred in a tall building in the distance."
Oh, I got a big hole in your chest, that's funny, you said Batman wouldn't hit me, right?"
The clown suddenly became pitiful, writhed around with a worried look, and suddenly laughed again: "Oh, I forgot, he wasn't angry at all, because I helped Luthor and Deathstroke get rid of the Laughing Bat, so he forgave me!"
You died a miserable death, but it's over, haha, you're nothing to him, you still want to marry Batman, hahahahaha best joke!
Laugh!
Why don't you laugh?!
”As he spoke, the Joker, who was still laughing, suddenly got angry, he stood up and took out his mobile phone to send a message to Laugh, he asked her to kill another hundred hostages, let them stuff their heads in the microwave, and then use the fire gear to collapse all the brains, to do it in front of Batman.The laughing point quickly replied with an OK plus a smiley face symbol.Seeing the little yellow expression, the clown seemed to see the funny face of the smile, and suddenly felt happy, he picked up his teacup from the cat again, and then made himself a cup with a convenient tea bag."
You madman."
Catwoman wants to contact Batman and also wants to subdue the Joker.However, although the room was now pitch black, and only himself and the clown could be seen through the moonlight outside the window, the men brought by the clown in the darkness were eyeing each other, and the monsters only occasionally cooed.He is certainly no match for so many professional assassins."
Relax, smile, you're Catwoman, you have nine lives, I know you're not going to die, hehe.I'm a madman, and I'll admit it, because everybody says that, because I'm always smiling at the world. ”The clown carried the rope of the tea bag and let it swim in the hot water, and watched the brown spread in the water with big eyes of surprise: "But what about you?
Miss Kyle, did anyone tell you you were a fool?
No, so you're the most pathetic woman in Gotham. ”Catwoman laughed angrily, and she simply sat down next to the clown: "Oh?
Tell me where I'm stupid?
”"Because you haven't figured out to this day whether you're going to marry Batman or Bruce Wayne, ah, ah, don't be in a hurry to refute me first, saying that bats are Bruce and other layman's words, you and I both know it, and the things in that alley have already split little Bruce in half.Come, tell me now, is a woman stupid or bad if she wants to marry herself to two men at the same time?
”The Joker holds up a finger and dangles it in front of Catwoman as if waving a cat teasing stick, and even the cats around him turn their heads as his fingers shake."
Probably because I'm a bad woman, so you let your men withdraw, and we'll know how bad I am when we're alone for a while" The woman in the black leather tights held out a hand, sharp nails popping out of the glove, and she licked the back of her hand."
Ho ho ho, it's really humorous, it seems that dying once really helps physical and mental health."
Hearing this, the clown stood up and waved around, and straightened his hair by the way: "Okay, they're all out, come on, kill me, you just need to break my neck with your little claws, and you'll lose Batman forever, so you can fly with Bruce Wayne, who is forever sullen after losing his parents, congratulations!"
The premise is that he is willing to accept a you who becomes me, parentheses, murderous maniac, giggles" Catwoman's hands were raised, but in a moment of unwillingness, she slowly lowered her hands.She didn't dare to bet on Batman's attitude after killing the Joker, let alone try the power of the Joker virus, and at the same time, she doubted herself because of a series of things.Now, Selena doesn't know how much she really means to Batman.The clown on the side took a sip of tea and sat back on the sofa with his eyes closed, but he seemed to see through what she was thinking: "It's so pitiful, where is the little wild cat in the past?"
Oh haha, she's dead!
Woo woo woo but I have a way to test who loves you more between Batman and Bruce, do you want to try it?
It's also good for you, choose one of the two, if you can't marry the person you love the most, it's not bad to marry the person who loves you the most, right?
”"No way, you don't think I'll listen to your arrangement, Batman will come to save me."
Catwoman was a little moved, but she turned around anyway, trying not to let the Joker see her expression."
Oh?
Wasn't Batman too late the last time I killed you?
Remember?
All he can do is put your corpse in the fridge, play with it or smell it at his leisure, try to draw strength from the pain, you are a prop to him, an inflatable doll, no longer the Phantom of Gotham, not the thief, but a female corpse!
It's just a female corpse!
”The clown, who yelled but suddenly became laid-back, was not in a hurry, he turned on the TV and watched the news, watching how the reporters broke through the blockade of the police officers and went into the fire to photograph the corpses: "If you want to hate, hate Batman, and it doesn't matter if you are willing to die again meaninglessly, but do you want to live to be the richest man in Gotham?"
Money, a lot of money, is on Bruce's account, and Little Lylay and Little Green Man gave me a new toy not too long ago. ”Catwoman's ears moved: "What toy?"
”"I don't know exactly what it's called, it looks like a laptop, it's all those scientists' stuff, I gave him a good idea, and he gave me this in exchange."
The clown watching TV didn't even have to look away to know that Catwoman was hooked, and he snapped his fingers for the claws to bring the computer: "Anyway, all you need is your bank account number, Bruce's secret private bank account, and then I'll do a big magic trick for you!"
The oversized kind, hee-hee!
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Think about it, tens of billions of dollars, you can use them to help orphans, to help refugees, to research medicines, even to ask the best mercenaries to kill me, you can do whatever you want!
”Catwoman was silent.The white-faced madman scratched his green hair again and blew the water in the teacup: "Haven't you ever wondered?"
Why is Bruce so rich, but not willing to use them to help the poor?
Do you want to do something that he can't do to prove your worth?
”"Why do you say that?"
Selena felt a little out of breath, and the clown had a lot of things to say as if they were in her heart.She does have a bit of a grudge, blaming Batman for not saving her in time last time, and blaming Bat for making a madman like the Joker jealous and turning herself into a target.Jason died because of this, and this time his death was like a repeat.If Batman doesn't have any precautions against this, she doesn't believe it, smart people don't fall twice in the same place.Maybe Batman had a backhand, but he didn't think he was worth using that backup plan, so he watched himself die."
Simple, what do you think Thomas and Martha left behind after their deaths, in addition to leaving Bruce with endless pain?"
The clown blinked his eyes quickly and innocently, showing that he had no bad intentions, just playing: "The answer is a rich legacy, including the Wayne Group!"
But Bruce's selfishness exists in Batman, which makes the bat not perfect, and the laughing bat makes Batman not in good shape, I just want to play the game with the best Batman, we are a win-win. ”Luther's laptop is just fine, it turns on lightning fast, and the Joker clumsily manipulates the touchpad a few times with a finger zen before placing the computer on his lap and turning the screen towards Catwoman.That's a very simple window, two blanks are used to fill in two account numbers,