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Chapter 2993: Green Hell


After saying goodbye to the mermaid Morty, Morty held the only weapon of the two in his mouth, a toothbrush, and crawled out of the hiding cave on his elbow as if Rambo was possessed, his eyes instantly became sharp and determined, constantly hypnotizing himself.In the forest, there is only a difference between hands and objects, and if you don't want to die, you must succeed today.But it's too hard, it's too hard for a mediocre boy.Morty's specialty is to draw a fruit girl, which is to draw a match figure, and then draw two large circles on the villain's chest, because the pocket money is not enough to buy a finished magazine, which is his usual spell casting material.The lack of painting skills can be compensated for by imagination, so from another point of view, his imagination should be superpower.He would recite the name of the girl he had a crush on every morning and practice casting spells with a four-inch wand in his bed.Every night before going to bed, I have to kiss each of the ten toes three times to exercise the flexibility of my spine and become self-sufficient one day.But these days, these skills don't work to survive in the wild."

Hold on, mermaid Morty, don't die until I get back" Picking off the toothbrush in his mouth and testing the sharpness of the bristles with his thumb, Morty whispered to himself.He began to tiptoe through the woods, trying to avoid being targeted by more ferocious eaters, or more dangerous things.However, two hours passed like this, Morty found nothing, the forest was so barren that there were no animals in the forest, not even poisonous mushrooms.It's so miserable, can't you even use poisonous mushrooms to make mermaid Morty die happily?!"

Is this the will of God?!"

Desperate, Morty fell to his knees in the forest, and he roared madly at the sky, as if to attack the injustice of fate and the ruthlessness of the world: "Why does Morty the mermaid deserve to die?

Mermaid lives matter!

Oh, God!

Falk Oil!

”"I'm going to do it for seven days, too!

Then use these processes to write a book, which is called the Chronicle!

”A Morty dressed in a white robe with a circle of light above his head appeared in the sky, stepped on the clouds and gave Morty a middle finger, and then flew away in a huff.Morty, who was kneeling on the grass, was stunned for a moment, and then let out a wry smile: "Even God gave up on him?"

How unfair is this fate?

Alas" As he thought in pieces, Morty struggled to his feet, acting like a walking corpse, completely unaware of where to go, and if there was no food, should he watch a companion starve to death in his arms?"

Squeak!"

The screeching sound of tires sounded in his ears, and a bearded man covered in tattoos and looked grumpy poked his head out of the cab and waved his fist at Morty: "Why don't you cross the street and take the zebra crossing!"

If you get lost, call the police!

I also have a phone number for the Youth Aid Center here!

Why don't I drive you?

”However, the cruel words of others could not affect Morty's determination, and if he wanted to live in the forest, he could not pay too much attention to these hallucinations that appeared from time to time!

These hallucinating people don't understand anything, they simply don't understand the desperate synopsis of the ship's crash in the multiverse.Together with his grandfather Rick, he traveled to the center of the multiverse, wanting to overthrow the alliance of dictatorships composed of other Rick's peers in the multiverse and free the many enslaved Mortys.But the uprising failed, and he and his grandfather Rick were separated and imprisoned in a multiverse prison spaceship, to be sent to a planet where they could only drink animal feces to survive.Fortunately, one of the prisoners is a transgender woman with gender dysphoria, Morty, who is dressed as a man, and his presence burns down the logic processor of the spaceship's control computer, causing the spaceship to crash into this strange forest planet.In the process of the ship's crash and disintegration in the air, many Morty were separated, and as were many Jailer Rick, they were all doglegs of the Alliance, and once they found out, they would definitely be dead.It's the 14th morning since the ship's crash, and you have to find food as soon as possible to bring back to your buddies.When today's night comes, the two of them will have to fight against the second-scale corpse tide attack of the many zombie Morty under the blood moon, "Thank you for your kindness, Mr.

Illusion, but I can't give in to my own imagination, I want to save myself and my friends!"

”After politely thanking the hallucinator, Morty, motivated by his unexpected encounter, crosses the street, skips a small sign that reads Neighborhood Park, and continues his quest for survival.Perhaps the strenuous exercise had taken his physical exertion, and he felt like his throat was going to smoke, when he saw a hallucinatory fast food restaurant.Hungry and thirsty, he instinctively pushed open the door and walked in, pulled dollars out of his pocket, bought two burgers and a Coke from the hallucinatory waiter, and filled his stomach in the hallucination."

It's all hallucinations, I can get full through self-hypnosis, but Mermaid Morty needs real food and water to do it, Hiccup!"

Morty rubbed his fingers and burped his stomach as he walked briskly away from the hallucinatory fast food restaurant, frowning and thinking seriously.Damn!

Even if you can find a maggot in the forest!

There was nothing he could do, looking at the forest in front of him, he seemed to see a green hell!

It's devouring life!

Nature is so cruel to humans!"

Hot dogs!

A hot dog with Fukushima yellow wasabi!

Three dollars a piece!

”"Barbecue!

Authentic Turkish Kebab!

The most hated taste of the Russians!

”"Curry rice, curry rice fast food just out of the pot!

I'm Indian, and I didn't wash my hands when I cooked, it was authentic!

”The roadside vendors were all looking for customers, and the aromas of all kinds of food poured into Morty's nostrils, but he just smiled wryly and closed his eyes and ran forward.Because he knew that all this was an illusion, that it could not be the same as the earth, that there must be some kind of invisible hallucinogenic spores in the forest, and that they were affecting his sanity.Not only can you see all kinds of hallucinations, but you can also communicate and interact with them, which is so wrong.It's because these hallucinations are too dangerous for the other Morty to grasp, so Morty won't let them out of the cave!

Although he lied that there was all evil Rick out there, and that there were beasts like lions and tigers, and that the other Morty was scared out of control, it was also a white lie."

Don't worry, more than twenty Morty who died, I won't let the maggots growing on your corpses die in vain" The clever Morty opened his eyes suddenly, and he returned to the forest again, looking up at the sparse treetops, as if he saw the dead smiling at him from the sky.Even though everyone is Morty, it is a little strange to be surrounded by so many selves at the same time, the wind blows through the forest, and the leaves rustle like a hymn to life, and it is at this time that Morty sees a few bags of potato chips and several 18x magazines growing in the trees in the distance.His gaze instantly became sharp, and he finally saw the wild food and spiritual food, "Mermaid Morty, wait for me!"

”He let out a low roar, bent down on all fours, and pounced on the thing like a beast!