Breakfast was simple, orange juice soaked in cereal, as usual, and Rick didn't show up to eat with them, still huddled in his garage lab, which made Morty relax a lot.At the dinner table, the mother Bess was in high spirits, because she had become the best veterinarian in the United States, and after breakfast, she was about to fly to Washington to sterilize the cockroaches of the president's house.But during the meal, the parents didn't communicate much, even if Jerry was so handsome now, the bass didn't seem to be able to see it, but he just dropped the empty bowl after eating and brushed him.After the meal, Morty returns to his room, closes the door, and calls for Rick the Deathknell."
Rick the Deathbell, this is my mother's dream, right?""
No, it's your sister's late summer dream."
Deathstroke gave the answer directly, which was completely unexpected by Morty: "Dreams can reflect people's moods, I hope that Bass can make more money at the end of summer, I hope that Jerry will not lose face compared to other fathers, and I hope that Grandpa Rick can prepare for adventures more, all of which prove that she is the master of dreams." ”"But why hasn't she changed?"
Morty rubbed his head, he felt puzzled."
There are other changes in her, such as the bust and hip circumference have been added a few sizes, and the smile is more relatable, and she has also cleaned her teeth."
Death Knell opened another bottle of wine, and then drank water: "But in general, she is satisfied with her state, so she has not made any special changes." ”"Okay, I believe you, so how am I going to get her to kill me next?"
Tibetan Fox Morty is online again."
Simple, every adolescent girl will have a boy she likes, you just need to wait until the evening, she deliberately acts as a light bulb when she goes out on a date, she will definitely think you are in the way, and curse in her heart how you don't die, the cheaper you behave, the better the effect, and then you can secretly find a place where no one is to commit suicide, she can't react."
Knell spoke out his tactics faintly, as if he had calculated the psychology of the end of summer.Morty is dead, but he is alive again, and he is in the dream of the upper layer.I still woke up from my bed, but this time outside the window was not a familiar street, but a vast universe.At this moment, with the sound of bellows-like breathing apparatus, the door opened, and Jerry, dressed as a black knight, came in and told Morty to get up and go to the Imperial Palace for breakfast."
I'm your dad!"
Dropping his trademark line, the Black Samurai went downstairs."
Well, this time I already know, it's Jerry's dream."
Morty scratched his face and put on the costume of Luke Skywalker next to the bedside: "He is indeed a bit imaginative and can only copy Star Wars, so Beth will become Queen Amy Dara and Princess Leia at the end of summer, I know it." ”"Hehe, your family can really match the number" Death Knell was already laughing, I don't know why, as if the whole thing had turned into a joke, touching his laughing point: "It seems that the Rick in this dream will be Palpatine, but it doesn't matter, you need to let the Black Knight kill you now." ”"What to do?"
Morty didn't hesitate either, hanging the toy lightsaber on his belt."
The Black Warrior only loves Padme, and whoever kills Queen Amidalla will surely take revenge."
The death knell gives another tactic.Dead, awake.This time Morty was resuscitated in a corner of his home, but he was shrunk back to an alien battlefield, with many large ants attacking the human defenses, and shrunken people resisting in a matchbox-shaped bunker.The strongest warrior in the multiverse became the commander of the Human Federation at the end of the summer, remotely controlling the vacuum cleaner to resist the attack of the ants, but the battle line is very critical, and the encirclement network of the Zerg is about to be formed."
What should I do?"
Morty was already a little numb."
This is your cockroach's nightmare after watching "Starship Troopers 3", now you have to find some leftovers, apply them to yourself, and let the ants bite you to death, after all, it is normal for dead people on the battlefield to die.""
Looks like my dad's imagination is about the same as that of a cockroach?"
Morty did so as he asked Rick Deathbell."
Probably."
Die, wake up.This time Morty wakes up at the school desk, and the girl he has a crush on, Jessica, is walking out the window, but the dream top is still spinning, so it's still a dream.Soon the anomaly appeared, the school did not teach knowledge, but organized students to have a dance competition, and the students were obviously talking one second, but the next second they suddenly started singing and dancing."
Who in your school is most obsessed with "Youth Musical"?
Find that person. ”The instructions of the death knell came directly, and there was no need for Morty to ask.It is such a reincarnation, jumping back and forth between death and awakening, and Morty has experienced tens of thousands of times.His eyes have gradually changed, becoming like a serial murderer or a battlefield veteran, and he can be said to be accustomed to seeing life and death.The boy had been killed countless times, and many others had been killed to be able to commit suicide, but they were all dreams and visions.He's getting better.Many times without the need for Rick's prompt, Morty was able to find out on his own that the owner of the dream was coming, perhaps a neighbor's dog, or perhaps a passing taxi driver.The dream of a doctor, the dream of a politician, the dream of flowers, the dream of everything.All sorts of them, all illogical, exaggerated to the point of weirdness.But for Morty, it doesn't make a difference, he has only one goal, one task, which is to die, and then try his best to return to reality, and anyone who stands in his way to achieve this goal is an enemy.Time had passed so long that there might have been no concept of time in the layers of dreams, but it was as if 10,000 years had passed, and he even forgot why he wanted to return to reality.Fighting, striving, then detachment, countless cycles.The only thing that hasn't changed is the worn-out dream top, which is still spinning.Every time he awakens, Morty will make it spin, and as long as it spins for more than six seconds, he will find a way to kill himself, or kill someone and be killed.It's like an infernal hell, and there will never be a day when you will never be free.But the world has become more and more like reality, which shows that he is on the right path, and the dreams have changed from science fiction and magic at the beginning to only like a political satire now, which is too real.The hard work paid off, and he finally got the good news when Rick's voice rang out again: "I see you, Morty, you're back to reality." ”"Really?"
Morty looked down at the spinning top in his palm, silently loaded the shotgun and put on his sunglasses: "So where are you?"
”"I'm in the garage, come and let Grandpa Rick see you."
Deathknell Rick didn't seem to notice this, just urging Morty.This time, without Jerry getting out of bed, Morty walked through the first-floor dining room to the garage with a shotgun, kicked open the door, raised the gun and poured bullets at the strange black and yellow armored man."
It's still a dream!
Your dreams!
Kill me!
Or I'll kill you!"
”He roared and fired, as if possessed by a macho man in the movie, and the flames of the muzzle illuminated the dimly lit garage and his face full of vicissitudes."
Why kill me?
Isn't this reality bad?
”Deathbell asked him with a smile, and as soon as he raised his hand, all the shotgun balls were stopped in the air by the Force."
I can feel and think, it means that I am real, but this illusory reality will only cause me more pain, I will live forever in my dreams, you are also fake, no one can save me!
What is the meaning of my life?!
”"I'm sorry, Morty, the meaning of life can only be experienced by yourself, you are a good boy, so, farewell."
The man in the black and yellow armor looked a little regretful, and he finally put down the wine glass in his hand and threw a small black and gold two-color ball from his waist bag.The ball shot a ray of light and sucked Morty into it.It shook a few times after hitting the ground, and then the button on it lit up and stopped moving.Perhaps a dream full of snacks, sodas, and 18X magazines would be more suitable for this Morty than the harsh real world.It's just business, and one of the rules of mercenaries is not to have any emotional connection with the 'goods'.Su Ming, who shook his head, stood up and calmly took the strangled and rolled up Poke Ball: "Pet Little Morty, I got it!"
But this line obviously doesn't work for me, right?
Rick?
”As soon as the words fell, the air in the garage began to writhe, and soon the illusion projected by the device faded, revealing another Rick who was drinking at the workbench not far away, and Morty next to him with a curious face."
You really got it, it turns out that parallel worlds and dimensions can still be played like this, and thoughts can become reality, this is the essence of magic, which is equivalent to creating a new Morty out of thin air with a piece of Morty's thinking.Fun, learned, hiccups!
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Then our deal is set up, your weapons, take them. ”Rick graciously picked up the Godslayer on the workbench and threw it towards Deathbell.At this time, it has undergone a full set of transformations, and has become an indescribable divine weapon, integrating technology and magic, and even some extra money, which should be some law of cause and effect.When Death Knell exercised Morty in his dreams before, Rick had been transforming the Godslayer by the side, and he made the sound of electric welding and metal splicing.The rules in this pluralistic system are also very simple, there is only one, that is, 'Rick is invincible', the more Rick, the more invincible, as the strongest scientist known to Su Ming in the United States, the weapon that Rick helped to process in reality is of course the most Rick.The Godslayer was now like a golden tentacle of living light, glowing with electric light wrapped around Deathk's arm, gradually sinking into the flesh.I'm afraid I'll have time to study the specific new abilities, so I'll have to leave here first."
Rick?
Why do I still have so many Morty and Rick in my head?
Are they really the dream parasites you call them?
”The genuine Morty looked up and asked his grandfather with a hidden fox expression on his face.In fact, he has been watching the so-called 'training process' when the death knell tricked that Morty into playing, but there are still many things that he can't understand."
Tons tons tons of hiccups ~~~~" Rick's mouth opened wide and let out a sour wine burp, he threw out his weapon and caught the Poke Ball thrown by Death Knell at the same time, and stuffed it into his white coat pocket: "To tell you that you don't understand, you just need to know that this is the best elf in dreams, Mewtwo Morty!"
Rarer than an alien beast, and has undergone brutal training, the traits are ruthless, cold-blooded, sensible, perverted, dark, he is very valuable, I can use him to participate in the multiverse quartz convention, and become a pet little Morty master. ”In the multiverse, some real-life Rick dies, and the corresponding Morty will become a wild Morty, and there are countless such wild Mortys, but the technology of Knell to copy Morty out of thin air with thoughts is obviously more valuable.Because it also comes with a set of training procedures for pet Morty.Su Ming stood up with a smile, hugged Hallie, who was watching the excitement, and waved his hand: "This is the combined effect of magic and dimensional power, world rules, and Force mind reading, Morty, it's too early for you to contact this so Rick, I'll leave first, and I'll keep in touch in the future, I wish you all a happy game." ”Then, the two of them disappeared in a blue light, and Grandpa Rick rolled his eyes: "Only you can come to my side, I can't go to your side, the existence of world barriers is very unfair, don't come again!"
Hmph, but I still earned it, let's go, good grandson Morty, didn't you say you wanted to play Dungeons & Dragons?
I'm in a good mood today, and I happen to know a parallel universe with running groups as the rule. ”Morty suddenly forgot the strange scene before, and he was so happy that he danced on the spot: "I'm going to go, I'm going to go, my classmates in the school are talking about DND, and if I can't learn anymore, I'll be isolated!"
”Rick is very fond of his grandson, even though this grandson is not essentially the original Morty, but a substitute for the pick-up.But it doesn't matter, because I'm the most Rick, and that's enough.Pulling out the dimensional teleportation gun, he opened the door to another parallel universe, and another adventure was about to begin.Watching Morty happily run out of the garage to call his parents and sister to play, Rick took another sip of the flask and hiccuped and smiled
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