When Deadpool appears in front of Deathbell, a group of four is waiting for him with a snack.Without him opening his mouth, Su Ming took the gift box in his hand, opened it to himself, and said, "Xia Qila told you?"
”"Well, that's right, but I'm in a complicated mood right now, so complicated."
Deadpool nodded at Doom as a greeting, and then glanced at the female Thor and Professor Xu, he clasped his ass tangledly, leaned closer and whispered: "Cousin, I know you love me, although I am indeed the protagonist, but it is not good for you to sacrifice yourself to help me like this, the audience will say that you will lose popularity if you give away a girl." ”After saying that, he also looked at the place where no one was with suspicious eyes, as if he was suspicious of the non-existent audience."
There is an old saying in the East, it is called the eldest brother is like a father, and the son is rebellious, what are you polite to my father?
Xia Kela is your destined wife, and that's how the story is written, so these 'benefits' are all yours, and I'll arrange for someone to get you a wedding when I go back." ”Without the slightest fluctuation in his mood, Deathstroke opened the gift box, revealing a box full of suspicious jerky, which should have been made by Xia Kela's own hands, but the material may be rat meat.Wade is happy now, so Su Ming guessed that he probably hasn't seen Xia Kela's demon prototype yet, she is a purple monster that looks a bit like the big pineapple in Diablo 2, or the insatiable 18X version."
Poof!
Ahem!
”Professor Xu spit out the crumbs of peach crisp in her mouth through the mask, and she couldn't stand up straight with a smile, this was the first time she had heard such an explanation of her eldest brother as a father.Deadpool calls Deathstroke brother, but Deathstroke calls Deadpool his son, and the two have their own opinions?
They have a really good relationship.Instead, Doom tilted his head on the side, although he knew that the death knell didn't mean that, but when he thought that he and Susan were also arranged, he always felt like he had been taken advantage of.Anyway, as soon as Knell explained this, Deadpool figured it out.It doesn't sound good, but there's no need to refuse the kindness of your 'only relative'."
Thank you, cousin, but let me think about it again, I still need to be cautious about getting married, and I'll give you an answer in five minutes."
Deadpool nodded solemnly, his red and black mask stretched out, accompanied by the sound of a 'whooshing' head turning, he took a look at the illusion around him by the way: "By the way, which bar is this box?"
The decoration is quite trendy. ”As he spoke, he reached out and touched the creeping walls of the small room, and pulled two eyeballs from them to play with as a fitness ball in his hand.As he squeezed, a viscous filthy liquid bubbled out of his eyes, leaving Deadpool with bloodshot yellow pus.Wade was a little puzzled, he lifted half of the mask, first sniffed the liquid on his hands, then stretched out his rotten tongue and licked it again."
And a little sweet, fake blood made of syrup?
Yes!
I see, it's a Cthulhu-style bar!
Last time, Peter and I went to play COC running group, and that board game store didn't have such a good configuration, Slade, does this store you came to have a reservation number?
Give me one, and I'll take Peter in two days to open his eyes. ”It is indeed an eye-opener, in this small box of about ten square meters, there are eyes on the ceiling and the surrounding walls, I am afraid that there are hundreds of godless eyes staring at everyone."
Vomit ......"
Watching Deadpool lick the red and yellow pus, Daisy still retched, no matter how many times he saw Deadpool, he always had a way to make people sick."
Poof!"
Su Ming slashed Deadpool's brain with a lightsaber, and his soft body fell to the same soft ground, blood and brains flowed all over the ground.Just two seconds later, Deadpool got up and he came back to life."
It hurts, cousin, your hand is slipping bigger and bigger, huh?"
He skillfully took out the stapler from his waist bag and nailed his head and uniform to himself: "Don't, don't explain, the audience told me just now, this is Earth 10011, and what I drank is similar to the golden liquid I drank before, but I'm awake now." ”"It's good to understand, everything I do is for your good."
Deathstroke put away his weapon and patted his cousin on the shoulder, "By the way, tell me how you got here." ”"Speaking of how I got here, it was really twists and turns, thrilling......"
Wade looked up at the ceiling at forty-five degrees, as if in deep memory: "I was going to use the conveyor belt to pass directly to you, but the first attempt failed, it was like a layer of stockings blocking me."
Can I be blocked by a pair of stockings?
Impossible, the more it resisted, the more excited I became, so I used the gem I had hidden in my pocket and let it carry me to you, and this time it arrived without a hitch, very reasonable. ”As planned, Su Ming nodded, he threw Wade a cigarette to suppress his shock, and said to everyone: "It's about the same as I expected, the level of the plot continuity gem is indeed higher, and now we have a porter who can take people back and forth to the 40K universe." ”"I'm not a porter."
Deadpool pins the cigarette to his ear and weakly raises his hand in protest."
Five hundred dollars for you."
Deathbell threw out a few bills, and his tone was very bold: "I am satisfied with the move, you can add more." ”"Say, brother, what should I move?"
In the blink of an eye, Deadpool had already rolled up his sleeves, and he didn't know where to get a white towel to hang around his neck, looking like he was going to work hard."
Get a few people here, Carol Danvers, Tony Stark, Monica Lambo."
Deathstroke took a note from his waist bag, wrote down the addresses of several people, and handed it to Deadpool to find someone: "That's it for now, it's not enough, keep the squad moving so that the decapitation plan can be carried out, don't make too much noise." ”"Of course I know Carol and Iron Man, but who is Monica Lambo?
Does she have anything to do with Rambo?
”Deadpool snapped his head and pulled down his mask."
Just go find it, tell her it's to protect the planet, and she'll come."
Knell didn't explain much, just patted Wade's ass: "While you're looking for someone, we'll go to the Titan of this universe to find survivors, so you'd better hurry." ”Deadpool didn't drop the chain either, he adjusted the dial on his belt, took the gem out of his underwear and held it in his hand, and Brin disappeared in an instant.When he was finally gone, Daisy breathed a sigh of relief and said with a speechless face, "If he travels through the universe all by that gem, then what's the use of adjusting the belt?"
”"That's a good question, but it's his habit to talk nonsense and do superfluous things."
Su Ming put away the snack plate, patted the dander and dirty blood on his hands, and opened the door of the sewer: "Let's go, let's go to Titan, I know there are a few rebels there, at least there should be a few." ”Now that 10011 and 40K Earth meet, the time should be before it meets the 616 universe, so Su Ming does not dare to guarantee the specific situation.But it's not a bother to check it out, it's just a matter of getting past the blockade of the flying spaghetti, because they're slime-covered insect monsters, and the Death Knell hasn't run out of salt to marinate the meatballs.