While Deathstroke and his party are at war with monsters in space, Deadpool has been on Earth for some time.Because he has cancer all over his body, he is recognized by the current 'inhabitants' of the Earth as the same kind, everyone is friendly, and everywhere he goes is happy, completely different from the cruel environment of outer space."
You say cousin, the space monsters over there will eat their own people?"
Deadpool raised his hands to cover his faces, his mouth opened wide, and he said shyly, "Oh my God!"
It's better to have the earth, there aren't so many disputes, and you see, there are still a lot of people on both sides of the street. ”Deadpool pointed not far away, where there was indeed a figure standing next to the ruins of the street, what looked like a bus stop, and the rotten, fungi-ridden stop sign was still stuck crookedly.On closer inspection, it turned out that it was not, but a puddle of fleshy monsters covered with thick tentacles, and those tentacles still had human-like facial features, making painful expressions, constantly rubbing against each other in the slime.That's fine."
Slade asked me to come to Earth to be handsome, but I didn't give a specific task, so I earned five hundred yuan, it's so easy."
Deadpool, who was not wearing a mask, continued to go shopping, with his hands behind his head, swaggering very arrogantly: "But ironmen, I'm a disciplined mercenary, not to mention that this is a task given by my cousin, I have to mobilize my subjective initiative, do something by myself, let's talk, what should I do?"
”The non-existent audience of "......" didn't know what advice to give, anyway, Deadpool, who watched the barrage, was a little moved: "Are you asking me to find myself on this earth?"
No, it's my otherworldly isotope, which is a good idea. ”“.......”"
Yes, a handsome person like me is the protagonist wherever he is."
Deadpool, who was walking on the soft blanket ground, tapped his head with the gun in his hand, as if there was still hair there and Liuhai: "It seems that everyone is a person who has watched movie series, under normal circumstances, a handsome man like me is the protagonist, and the protagonist is not so easy to die, so I in this cancerous universe at least have to be a male number two."
Okay, I'll go find him, and if he's good, I can have a meal with him or something. ”In the current situation, all cancerous creatures are not hostile to themselves, indicating that the isotopes in this universe should also be quite idle.When he's on vacation, Deadpool is either messing around with the women or soaking in bars, and it's not that hard to find someone.After thinking about it for a while, Wade took out the gem from his underwear, blew off the black hair on it, and said, "Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most handsome person in the world?"
”"It's you, you."
He immediately pinched his throat and replied in a voice like that of a eunuch."
Hey, hey, sure enough, I know that I'm the most handsome, you gem, you love to tell the truth so much, so I'm embarrassed to admit it."
Deadpool kissed the plot continuity gem, and then nodded contentedly: "Send me to another me, wait, it's the native Deadpool at the current point in time of Earth 10011, so it's more rigorous." ”With a whoosh, he was gone.In the blink of an eye, he came to an island overgrown with giant anemone-like tentacle plants, and a small house under a wriggling tree.At this moment, there is a lone figure, sitting on a small sprouting bench, holding a fishing rod made of long bones, catching fish in the sea.Before Wade arrived, he had already had a harvest, and in the bathtub next to him, there was an 'ugly mermaid' with eighteen Nako, three heads, and countless tentacles.At this time, the mermaid monster was battling the steel prison with the bathtub in it, gnawing at the iron fence with its sharp teeth."
Hi man, how are you?"
Deadpool walked up to the red sand with blood vessels held high, and greeted the back of his other self warmly: "What about fishing?"
Good at fishing, I also have a kitten fishing trick, which is to dig a hole in the ice in the winter and soak my little brother in it. ”He said a joke that he thought was funny, after all, when communicating with strangers, you have to start by making the other party complain.However, the other Deadpool sitting on the seashore is motionless.Although he was also wearing a black and red uniform, the man obviously had no spirit, and if it weren't for the fishing rod in his hand, he would probably be like a dead man.Listening to Wade's words, the native Deadpool calmly replied, "Oh. ”"Wait, I've said so much, and you're going to say a word in response to me?
Or is it a mood particle?
”Wade snapped his ass and strode to the beach, wanting to reason with the other party: "Do you think you are polite?"
Brother, I'm from another parallel universe, and although I don't require you to be as passionate about each other as so many Spider-Mans, you have to at least give your buddy a hug......" his mouth was broken, but when he saw the face of Deadpool, Wade's unfinished second half of his sentence was choked.Because all he saw was a machine, a humanoid machine in Deadpool's uniform, with a face like the Terminator, and red eyes.Wade sighed, he turned his head to look at the empty space on the side: "Okay, old irons, this shouldn't be a string, it's not that he knows that the death knell is coming and wants to play the 'Terminator', but that he turned himself into a robot Deadpool." ”After explaining this sentence, looking at the sticky waves in the rancid and blackened ocean, Wade thought for a moment before continuing to talk to the other party: "Dude, why did you turn yourself into a machine?"
How are you going to have fun like this?
I can't even enjoy the pleasure of. ”"The life force of the polygonists catalyzed the cancer cells in my original body, and if I don't give up that poor body, I will become their slave sooner or later, and I don't want to be anyone's slave."
Deadpool the robot replied coldly, without any emotional fluctuations."
No, you can talk a little more nonsense, it's okay to make a joke."
Wade was a little anxious, he simply sat on the other party's lap and hooked the cold metal neck: "Are you still Deadpool like this?"
What about your personality?
What about your hot love?
”"If no other person calling himself Deadpool shows up, then I'm still Deadpool, that's logical."
Deadpool the machine pushed Wade away, stood up, calmly came to the catch on the side, took out a dagger and sliced some flesh off the mermaid's body: "Do you eat?"
If you don't eat, I'm going to deliver food to my girlfriend. ”Wade puffed up his face and let out a long breath: "It's okay, you still have a girlfriend, which shows that you still have a little humanity." ”However, Deadpool the Machine walked to the hut with a large piece of meat in his hand, and calmly opened the door, which was another cell.He threw the writhing piece of deformed flesh in his hand into the cage, and in the cage there was a strange humanoid body that looked like a 'giant view', and immediately caught the rancid and wriggling piece of living flesh with his tentacles, and stuffed it into his mouth to eat."
Flesh, flesh, incense."
Hearing this voice that did not change, Wade suddenly lowered his face, he could hear that the deformed living corpse monster in front of him was Vanessa, who had mutated in this universe.