"Hey, do you know where Lord Marvel is?
I've got a good baby for him!
”On the streets of New York, Deadpool, carrying a box, acted sneakily, and when he encountered a ball or piece of meat, anyone who had one or hundreds of eyes, he would lean over and open the box to show the other party.How to say it, I always feel that this posture is either drug trafficking or pimping.He had no choice, he couldn't do business, and he had no experience in shouting and trading, so he could only imitate the merchants he had seen in nightclubs in the past to make a living, trying to sell the two heads in his hands."
Squeak!"
The deformed human with five heads and the lower half of its body melted like mud, answered Deadpool in a language he didn't understand, and then slowly continued his aimless wandering, heading off into the distance."
Alas!"
Deadpool, who was a little thirsty, walked to the side of the road, found a broken staircase covered in flesh and blood, sat down, took out the wine from his waist bag, drank it to moisten his throat, and said into the communicator: "Lex, your method doesn't work, I can't communicate with them at all, these pieces of meat have no sanity at all, they have no desire to buy at all, have you ever seen someone who can sell ecstasy to Superman's salesman?"
There can't be. ”"No, it's definitely useful."
Luther, who was still hiding in the stealth spaceship, commanded remotely, and he calmly replied, "According to my speculation, all the flesh and blood in this universe are connected, and can even be seen as a whole, so you just need to keep trying and accumulate enough times to be noticed." ”As long as it is a living being, it will definitely respond to external stimuli.According to past experiments, even a water bear will have a natural tendency to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages as long as it is often stimulated with electric current.Now what Deadpool has to do is to stimulate the world again and again.It's not so much to show those two heads to Lord Marwel as to show them to the world, to show them to the polygonists.As a scientist, Luthor doesn't quite understand what the Old Dominator is, but he thinks it's like a devil like Satan?
Lord Marvel is a servant of the Demon King, so doesn't that mean that he must obey orders from above?
As long as the Old Rulers are interested in Deadpool, Lord Marvir will have to react.If someone else comes, Luthor will cooperate with Deadpool to kill them, or rather, give them a different form of life."
Okay, but you didn't understand what I meant."
Deadpool rubbed his fingers, suggesting something.For professional mercenaries, there is really nothing impossible, but the pay and return must always be proportional to Luthor who remotely monitored Deadpool through the eyeball spaceship laughed, which was also expected by him, after all, mercenaries, who wouldn't want benefits?"
You just have to do your best, and when it's done, I'll help you buy an apartment in Gotham, with a total value of $100,000, you know, even your cousin Deathstroke can't afford a house in Gotham."
Deathstroke must be able to afford it, and all the money he knocked from Batman was invested in Barbara at this time, and he didn't want to live in a mentally ill city like Gotham.But Deadpool is a psychopath, so that's fine."
Really?
Hey, you're such a good friend, Lex. ”Deadpool suddenly came to his senses, the last house was given to Inez at the time of the divorce, and he doesn't even have his own house now, and Luther's suggestion just spoke to the tip of his heart: "If you treat me so well again, I will definitely fall in love with you, even if you are a, I don't care." ”"I'm not a!"
Luther frowned."
Huh?
Isn't it?
I was moved by your relationship with Superman, it's like Batman and Joker, Barry and Reverse Lightning, Shazam and Black Adam, Aquaman and uh, Aquaman and whom?
It doesn't matter, anyway, it's just falling in love and killing each other, which is moving. ”As if feeling love, Deadpool gently rubbed his crotch and wiped away the tears that moved him."
Whew!
Arthur's opponent is the traitor Black Manta Ray, but our relationship is more complicated than you think, and it's not the kind of situation you think in your rotten head, and now you shut up, someone is heading towards your location, and I detect an energy response. ”Luthor covered his forehead, feeling an indescribable tiredness even though he had only spent a short time with Deadpool.He had never felt this feeling before, he was tired.Speaking of someone, Deadpool also took out the double gun given by his cousin and waited for him, after all, he never dropped the chain.He also knew the person who came, only to see a golden circle of light portal open, and out of it came a figure, it was Strange, who was wearing a dirty robe and a mustache.This Doctor Strange is so thin that he only has bones, and his eyes are sunken, but his eyes are very large, and in Deadpool's opinion, he has a somewhat comic painting style.But looking at the tentacles that grow behind each other, the cute points seem to be offset, or these tentacles are more cute, and the frequency of their rhythm is like dancing water plants."
Strangulation often dances that dance by himself, it's cute."
Deadpool turned his head to explain his mental journey to the audience, and scratched his ass with the muzzle of the gun: "Doctor Strange, is that you?"
”Strange replied, just pointing at himself, and at Deadpool's armpits, who didn't know if it was blood or sweat, making the suitcase wet.Deadpool nodded repeatedly, but instead of handing over the box, he asked solemnly, "Did Lord Marvel send you?"
If he wants the contents of this box, then he should come and tell me in person, if he doesn't, then how do I know he wants it?
If he wants to, why should he send you who can't speak?
But why don't you call me Wade again?
When you look at the moon together, you call me Britney, but now you can only use sign language, I can't give you the box like this, it's my fault to give it to you, after all, this will promote the arrogance of impoliteness, and it is not good for the country and society, as well as the planet and the universe, come, learn how I am polite first, and greet acquaintances first - your mother's surname?
”The other party didn't speak, so the space was freed up, and Deadpool immediately said ten times more nonsense than in the past.But it can be summed up in one sentence: 'Want a box?
You don't deserve it!
’In short, not only was Doctor Strange angry in the face of him, but even Luthor, who was remotely monitored, had a bitter face.They had never seen such a cheap person.